#GroceryStorePickupLines

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@JodiMoney1
I hope this isn't the last time we walk down the aisle #GroceryStorePickUpLines
20 Mar, 05:56 AM UTC
Haters Back Off
@hatersbackoff
Bethany: "Do you have your loyalty card?" Keith: "I don't need a card to prove my loyalty" #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 10:23 AM UTC
Toad Hall
@Toad_Hall
Your eyes say "no", but your Ramen Noodles say "I'm willing to settle" #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 06:14 AM UTC
wchrisg
@wchrisg0528
Lettuce go somewhere private and ketchup #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 06:13 AM UTC
President Goodtime
@SethGoodtime
You say tomato, I say tom...orrow you wanna get dinner? #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 05:30 AM UTC
Jeff Dwoskin
@bigmacher
Hey Girl, If You Were Milk I'd Spoil You #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 05:31 AM UTC
baked.in.stl 😏
@propapergirl
Damn, baby! You're like prime ribs. You are in your prime, and you have ribs. 😉 #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 05:54 AM UTC
Trump Resister
@yaytweets_my82
#GroceryStorePickupLines Let's go to the register I wanna check you out.
20 Mar, 11:02 AM UTC
Noel Penaflor
@NoelJPenaflor
#GroceryStorePickupLines The Express Line isn't the only place I finish quickly
20 Mar, 06:23 AM UTC
Jake
@jake_likes_naps
#GroceryStorePickupLines "hey, what the fuck are you buying today?"
20 Mar, 09:50 AM UTC
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@ElectricChaotic
#GroceryStorePickUpLines "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a Cutecumber."
20 Mar, 12:46 PM UTC
MAH III
@Rojam81
#GroceryStorePickupLines We need a price check on vagiclean aile 5, that's vagiclean!
20 Mar, 12:52 PM UTC
Aaron
@TheSarcasmShow
I like my women like I like my coffee... on sale... #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 12:44 PM UTC
Allensaurus Rex
@_Allengator_
I see you have pancake mix, so, you wanna make me breakfast in the morning, right? #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 11:33 AM UTC
emo jesus
@emojesus69
#GroceryStorePickupLines I noticed you checkin out my kiwi sack.
20 Mar, 09:50 AM UTC
PKMNTR Orange
@PKMNTRxOrange
#GroceryStorePickupLines This Beef Stick is on the house😜
20 Mar, 01:43 PM UTC
Vanessa🌻
@nessa_jellybean
#GroceryStorePickupLines I'd like to be those buns that you just finished squeezing 😁
20 Mar, 01:17 PM UTC
Man Points! Podcast
@TacoBellPicasso
From the looks of your cart you own several cats. I also love pussy. #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 11:51 AM UTC
Z.
@ZoravPOW
... Yes, Twitter, what are your #grocerystorepickuplines? I've really always wanted to know.
20 Mar, 01:24 PM UTC
Kirt
@BarbieQuinn5
#GroceryStorePickupLines Soooooooooo, interested in the vibrating toothbrushes aye.....
20 Mar, 01:45 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines Let me lift those jugs and carry them out to the car 4 you.
20 Mar, 01:41 PM UTC
Grand Moff Joseph
@GrandMoffJoseph
Oh! Sorry, I shouldn't have let me baugette stick out like that. #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:34 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines Have u tried the fumunda cheese here? You know, the cheese fumunda my nuts.
20 Mar, 01:31 PM UTC
My Take W Derek
@mytakewithderek
I want to walk down all the isles with you. #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:26 PM UTC
Trace Johnson®
@Trace_Johnson94
#GroceryStorePickupLines these honey buns have nothing on your buns, honey 😉😉😉
20 Mar, 01:25 PM UTC
Room 9-18 📖
@Room918book
@triqu3tra duh that's why I chose you. I have a low self esteem and nobody wants you but me #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:21 PM UTC
Cindy Lou
@Belsmom
How big do you like your melons? #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:48 PM UTC
K.D. Cormican
@kimberlyC74
#GroceryStorePickupLines Me: buys one 16oz bottle of water Him: need help carrying that to your car?
20 Mar, 01:46 PM UTC
PKMNTR Orange
@PKMNTRxOrange
Last One... #GroceryStorePickupLines oops, she spilled the mlik
20 Mar, 01:45 PM UTC
Dee Kay
@unlikethem
#GroceryStorePickupLines this toilet paper must be missing an angel!
20 Mar, 01:45 PM UTC
my name♿
@Scythe_______
#GroceryStorePickupLines Hey I really like your ass we should fuck some time no I dont care that your kid's in the cart, ma'am
20 Mar, 01:44 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines Excuse me, this jar of Wasabi must be yours. It says smokin Hot!
20 Mar, 01:44 PM UTC
Kurko Bane
@311Creature
#GroceryStorePickupLines Sorry I cantaloupe tonight, but I'm free for a date.
20 Mar, 01:40 PM UTC
Friendly Skeleton
@skeletonspooky1
#GroceryStorePickupLines Hey baby, I got a coupon. Says right here your clothes are gonna be Half off
20 Mar, 01:39 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines Can I thump your melons and see if they are ripe?
20 Mar, 01:38 PM UTC
Dee Kay
@unlikethem
#GroceryStorePickupLines You're a perfect 10 items or less
20 Mar, 01:38 PM UTC
DerelictBandersnatch
@DerelictBanders
#GroceryStorePickupLines I bet those eggs got laid more recently than you.
20 Mar, 01:37 PM UTC
Markey
@TacosAndAlcohol
Judging by the amount of groceries in your cart, your total would be Fine.99 #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:35 PM UTC
DerelictBandersnatch
@DerelictBanders
#GroceryStorePickupLines No need to buy that chicken, I've got something fowl...
20 Mar, 01:34 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines the Butchers section has a good meat package but I have an even better one.
20 Mar, 01:34 PM UTC
Heather
@heathercore
"Let me be your unintended item in the bagging area." #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:33 PM UTC
Colleen
@col_carling
Is that a banana in your basket or are you just happy to see me #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:32 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickupLines I love the smell of hot buns in the morning.
20 Mar, 01:32 PM UTC
kemet_kmt
@kemet_kmt
#GroceryStorePickupLines excuse me can you toss my salad
20 Mar, 01:31 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickupLines The Deli stir fry looks good but you never see any stray cats in the neighbourhood anymore either.
20 Mar, 01:31 PM UTC
The Crow Show
@imthezodiac
@TacoBellPicasso Are those wheat thins in your cart? Cuz baby you're the whole wheat. #grocerystorepickuplines
20 Mar, 01:30 PM UTC
Brent
@piscesbrent
#GroceryStorePickupLines Ditch the register.... I'll be checking you out.
20 Mar, 01:30 PM UTC
Brent
@piscesbrent
#GroceryStorePickupLines I had 12 items but put 2 back just so I could get in this express line with you.
20 Mar, 01:30 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickupLines Last time I was here I got charged $5 extra because the checkout girl said I had something in my mouth.
20 Mar, 01:29 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickUpLines The nerve of that lady in the fast check- out! there are way more than 8 cornflakes in that box.
20 Mar, 01:27 PM UTC
Mel F. O'Cent
@Mel_F_OCent
KUMQUATS -- not just a food, but a new exercise i made up -- wanna try it out? #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:27 PM UTC
Okie Swamp Drainer
@bmelrose_1970
#GroceryStorePickupLines Free Jerky with purchase of Kilbosa
20 Mar, 01:26 PM UTC
Diana
@LdyDi69
#GroceryStorePickupLines what is your favorite squash?
20 Mar, 01:26 PM UTC
Mel F. O'Cent
@Mel_F_OCent
THAT cucumber? It's got NOTHING on me... #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:26 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickupLines Do you mind if Pick a few things from your cart, I am in a hurry?
20 Mar, 01:26 PM UTC
Jennifer Thompson
@Aspie111
#GroceryStorePickupLines Is that a 🍌 or are you just glad to see me.
20 Mar, 01:25 PM UTC
Jennifer's Eyebrows
@JennifersEyebr1
#GroceryStorePickupLines Can you help carry these bags to my van?
20 Mar, 01:24 PM UTC
Tait Michael Brown
@slamman140
#GroceryStorePickupLines I dont need this much fruit, do you want to go halves on my bananas?
20 Mar, 01:24 PM UTC
🦋Yari🦋
@Xamry07
These cucumbers are pretty massive. #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:23 PM UTC
GrossMzConduct
@monalisa4068
You won't find me in the 12 inches or less express checkout line (Winks several times) #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:20 PM UTC
Mel F. O'Cent
@Mel_F_OCent
If you want any of your eggs *fertilized* here's my number #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:20 PM UTC
Michael C. Jacobs
@SeattleMicky
My grocery has self-checkout. So I do. Have gone home with myself, and I think it's getting serious. #GroceryStorePickupLines
20 Mar, 01:20 PM UTC
Not Shane Colby
@shanegri_ha
*look at future bae* *hold plumb in hand* You are so fresh, plump, and sweet. Oh, hi! #GroceryStorePickUpLines
20 Mar, 01:20 PM UTC
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