When you want a livable minimum wage
this is what I call a bag chaser
hj bateu aquela tristeza profunda conhecida como caralho quando a gente vai sair dessa porra de situação de merda
asked joe biden for help with my rent and he called in a AC-130
taxes are weird this year the gov't says I owe 3 grand and I'm like you guys owe me my grandma.
me yelling “UNO!” with 16 cards up my ass
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's 'Map Of The Soul: 7' is now #BRITcertified Gold! 📀
LeBron responded after Zlatan Ibrahimovic criticized him for his activism.
“I’m kind of the wrong guy to actually go at because I do my homework.”
my favorite part of today's pokemon news is that they finally benched the damn fire lizard! 🙌
Dannielle Brown is dying. She is on Day 237 of a hunger strike, and was hospitalized yesterday. Since the summer, she's demanded Duquesne University agree to a full, independent investigation into how her son died on campus in 2018. To date, they haven't. https://t.co/m40kr5gxDL
ARMY asked :
5 yo Taehyung or 5 Taehyungs
Jungkook chose 5years old Taehyung he said the reason is that Taehyungie hyung is too handsome so if there are 5 Taehyung it's too shiny. @BTS_twt
Mitch McConnell said that Donald Trump was responsible for the deadly insurrection to overthrow the US Government and if he was the Republican nominee for President in 2024, he’d support him. The GOP is fucked.
Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no
ขอประนามบริษัทที่เรียกคนไปประมูลงาน เสนอไอเดีย สินค้า ฯลฯ แล้วสุดท้ายไม่เอา แต่แอบเอาไอเดียเหล่านั้นไปใช้ซะเองภายหลัง พวกคุณไม่ได้เก่ง ที่ประหยัดงบประมาณของบริษัทได้ แต่พวกคุณคือหัวโขมย สวะสังคม
Being incarcerated for almost a decade & niggas keep handing you weed & liquor. Please take this man on a hike & let him enjoy shit before you toss him back into that lifestyle. https://t.co/vdyZm01F7D
Have a great weekend...
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