Vlad
If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension
Jake
worst thing about getting the vaccine shot was when i had to take off my blink 182 sweatshirt and everyone saw i was also wearing a blink 182 t-shirt
Cersei
99% DE REJEIÇAO!!!!!!! CHUPA ITALIAAAAAAAA AQUI É 15 MILHOES DE DESEMPREGADOS CARALHOOOO
Blade
だめだ、明日東大受ける友達がおもろすぎる

Moderna
getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma
10 HOURS
we're 10 HOURS AWAY~ so here's @bts_twt's very own J-Hope to remind you to wake up in time tomorrow morning to tune in to the global premiere of MTV Unplugged Presents: BTS! 🙌💜
#MTV #Unplugged #MTVUnplugged #BTSonMTV #BTS #방탄소년단 #ARMY

Isabelle
i’m a slut for lying in bed for hours doing nothing productive
Johnson
Just because you’re a senator doesn’t mean you should get a free pass on lying.
Luka
Rowdy Kodak and Bobby back 2021 starting off perfect 🗡🗡😈😈
Becca
i fully intend to haunt ppl when i die
Jim Jordan
President Trump is the leader of the Republican Party.
Lolo
pq toda mulhe bonita tem que sofre ? é pecado se bonita ?
chanyeol
(SLEEP) ไฮบะ คากามิ หม่าล่า ///มัมหมีน้องโปจิตะ@NekoLassieคณะแพทย์ที่นึง มีนศ.ที่มีอาการผิดปกติอย่างปัสสาวะราดกลางคลาสงี้ อารมณ์ขึ้นๆลงๆงี้ แล้วอาจารย์ก็พูดเสียๆหายๆจนหลายคนในคณะไม่กล้ายุ่งด้วย พอแม่เขาพาไปตรวจแบบจริงๆจังๆก็คือเจอเนื้องอกในสมอง พยายามจะยื้อแต่ก็ไม่ทันแล้ว ตอนรู้เรื่องนี้คือโกรธแทนคุณแม่เขาเลยอ่ะ อ.หมอเหี้ยอะไรวะเนี่ย
Jaylen
Imagine logging on Twitter and it says “ $7.99 a month “ ? 😭
Jiyong
ใครที่แส่มาสอนให้ผู้หญิงรักนวลสงวนตัว มึงมาดูชาดเปรตพวกนี้ค่ะ

Reddit
@MrBeast @KSI mr beast. i dont do drama mr beast. i just tell people who are wrong why theyre wrong and why theyre fucking stupid. KSI is almost always wrong. hes never been right. He just sits there dissing people in his ivory tower meanwhile im sat here on reddit studying algorithm. Fuck him
Briana
“a highlight of the performance saw RM, Jin, and Jimin pull off a three-part harmony note with ease.”

DeJoy
Louis DeJoy is still postmaster because he can only be fired by the USPS Board of Governors. The current Board consists of two Democrats and four Republicans. But there are three vacancies.
To save the postal service, Biden must fill those vacancies and send DeJoy packing.
Laine
HOJE O EDITOR DO BBB SE DEDICOU MUITO parabéns ta bom demais.