alot of good news about my twitter today
thank you for all the love💚
have a Skrrt day☺️
conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour?
conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour?
conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou-
me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go
I was contacted by someone who I've confirmed works at The Capitol who told me the following:
Laura Boebert gave a “tour” on the 5th even though she’s denying it.
Hey everyone...just finished delivering hot stews to some of the National Guard & others on this rainy night in DC. I know there’s a lot of concern about the Guard...but our city & many restaurants are making sure everyone is taken care of! One Guardsman had a message to share...
future almost 40 nigga it’s time for jazz
Enjoy ya breakfast x
I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD
officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
Moving out of America in my 20s has been a game changer.
I’ve been living in Bali, Indonesia for over a year with my girlfriend.
I’m excited to announce my next venture, DemocracyPillow. It offers all of the comfort of a free and fair election, without any of the martial law!
If there is one word to describe the courage of this Indian team, it’s Dabanng. So daring and brave. Ati Sundar Thakur .
Teenagers also deserve a living wage btw
Happy 99th birthday to the hilarious, beautiful Betty White.
When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.
shoutout to my immune system. that mf been doing its JOB
Hello, Mr. Habbo. As you may see, your hotel is completely FULL! We wish for nothing more than a peaceful resolution. We would like a response + trading back. FOR THIS IS #NOTMYHABBO.
TWEEPS: We have a barn-burning video ready to take down the Senators involved in the Sedition Caucus.
Can we get 2,000 fast retweets and replies of the hashtag #RemoveTheTraitors to help get it trending?
Please and thank you!🙏💪
why are middle schoolers so demonic
Taking a superstar like Katie Porter off the Financial Services Committee is like removing Aaron Rogers as quarterback and replacing him with a block of cheese.
James Earl Jones
To my mentor and inspiration: Happy 90th Birthday to James Earl Jones. One of the greatest artist of our generation. May you be continuously blessed.