FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13
LMAOOO why is this feeling explained so perfectly ?!?
petition for someone who’s funny and respectful and smells nice to date me
see u in 6 years omg i hope ur cool https://t.co/L875GTkdIs
Gonna tell my kids this is the National Anthem
15 years ago today, Turtle tried to fight Ron Artest...
I am under no obligation to conform to a brand of Republicanism whose central tenet appears to be blind obedience to a charismatic leader. I will side with the constitution.
Let all reasonable Republicans unite. Let’s take our party back from these charlatans.
This is a John Dean moment. It will live forever in American political history.
NO QUID PRO QUO
Time and time again, Adam Schiff has gotten the facts wrong. But the facts are not complicated, and were confirmed by both witnesses tonight: No bribery, no extortion, no withholding of aid, no quid pro quo. WATCH part 1 👇
WATCH —> Amb. Volker just took apart Democrats’ ENTIRE case.
: Did he ever say to you that he was not going to allow aid with the US to go to Ukraine unless there were investigations into Burisma, the Bidens or the 2016 election?
VOLKER: No he did not.
nominated for 3 grammys. all praise to GOD 🖤
Holy cow Gordon Sondland going full John Dean in opening statement:
Confirms his view the WH plot was “quid pro quo” bribery
Shows Pompeo in the loop with new evidence
Implicates Trump, testifies this was on his orders
Adds new emails and evidence
eu correndo atras da pessoa e me fudendo mais uma vez
Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney out here with that strong New York Irish cop energy as he gets Sondland to say clearly that the investigations Trump wanted would benefit Trump
Gonna tell my kids this was Jim Halpert.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR THERAPISTS:
If you know that the holidays are going to be a shitshow... Don’t Go.
Get sick. Get “sick”.
Have 3 flat tires.
Have a huge vet bill.
Or at least tell the shitshow relative you can’t come. Now.
YES, I AM RECOMMENDING THAT YOU LIE.
i’m gonna tell my kids this is kamala harris
Just FYI Charles Barkley told me tonight “I don’t hit women but if I did I would hit you,” and then when I objected to that he told me I “couldn’t take a joke.”
We will now hear from Kurt Volker and Tim Morrison.
Volker has testified no president should ever ask a foreign leader to interfere in a US election.
Morrison will confirm Sondland told the Ukrainians they needed to do so to get vital aid.
These are GOP-requested witnesses.
Confirmed FACTS from today's marathon hearings:
2. BOTH Ambassador Volker and Tim Morrison believe it is wrong for a President to ask Ukraine to investigate a political rival
3. #RudyGiuliani has tire tracks on his back
4. Jim Jordan is a huge asshole
Laura Cooper just testified Ukraine may have learned as early as July 25 — the same date as Trump’s call with Zelensky — that there might be a problem with the military aid Ukraine was counting on.
I pretended to be Fact Check UK for a few hours last night for a laugh and was locked out of my account and reported for impersonation. Guessing @CCHQPress
had similar issues... Nah? Nope. Nothing has consequences anymore? Cool.
gonna tell my kids that this was blink 182