My wife, watching the US Open: “Damn, Brooks Koepka is gorgeous and I love his tighty-whitey pants”
Me: “and his girlfriend is smok...
(Wife gives me evil stare)
...ing weed if she thinks she’s hotter than you,
love of my life.”
WARNING: @SenTomCotton dishonorable desperation for immediate war with Iran is beyond suspicious. This drumbeat to fight a nation of 85 million cannot be allowed to stand unopposed. It’s worse than folly. It’s a calculated, deliberate race to create regional chaos. https://t.co/jh1EXIJD89
Whatever happens, the pace at which Brooks plays is such a delight. Fox can barely get Woodland and Rose’s shots in before Brooks has hit, walked to his ball, judged the lie, and taken the club back again.
🏆 2017 - Kopeka
🏆 2018 - Koepka
🏆 2019 - Woodland
Gary Woodland finishes three clear of two-time defending champion Brooks Koepka.
Watch the final round of the #USOpen live on Sky Sports Golf or follow it here: https://t.co/kupJSkr7ux
Deliberately obtuse while gaslighting while uttering complete nonsense due to an inferiority complex.
Let me spell it out for you Mr. Brooks: Katie McGrath in a suit is more of a "Daddy" than you'll ever be & it has NOTHING to do with gender. 🤷♂️ https://t.co/dZ8bEuSIpC
@BettyBowers@brooks_jojo And Trump was recorded by Cohen saying he didn’t care if those divorce records were unsealed, as long as it didn’t happen before the election. He wasn’t worried about Ivanka or her kids, and that embarrassment... just the election.
@tomservo10 "Rod Serling really IS a friend of mine" - a silly but famous quote from a Perry Mason episode. The Case of The Promotor's Pillbox. In this same episode, Geraldine Brooks plays Miriam Waters. Ms Brooks would later be the one to permanently disable Ironside. https://t.co/pNlEznMimu
I literally can't stop watching this. Brooks Koepka is always looking for the latest "chip on his shoulder." Coming runner up of a 3-peat and STILL having your name butchered is no doubt fuel for him at the #OpenChampionship. https://t.co/HSZmu1Uqgj
Congrats to #Woodland (🤷♀️), played some steady-as-she-goes golf with a couple of inspirational flashes when he needed them most.
Bad luck for #Brooks #Koepka, though, came *this* close to making history...
#USOpen #PebbleBeach https://t.co/5emtPGTpSj
Would be nice. But Sargent hasnt been playing well for club or country. Weah ASKED to be part of the U-20 and Adams & McKennie are nursing injuries.
LB is a ?.
Brooks doesnt do well in Concacaf
And Dest is nowhere no ready https://t.co/GmXfvmf13E