Doesn't every 3rd dude at a MAGA rally look like Chuck Norris? And not young fit MIA fighting Bruce Lee Chuck Norris, but old weathered, too much tobacco dip Chuck Norris. If you look closely at MAGA it's 40% Chuck Norrises, 30% Randy Quaid's, 20% Don Jr.'s, 10% Michele Bachmann.
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The only "Chuck Norris fact" worth knowing is Bruce Lee would absolutely annihilate Chuck Norris in a real fight. Furthermore Chuck Norris is a piece of shit as a human being. Could he beat me up? Sure. Big whoop. If you like him fuck off.
"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do." ~ Bruce Lee
I knew Bruce Lee ripped out Chuck Norris’ chest hair, but I didn’t know that Bruce Lee ripped out Chuck Norris’ soul too. Why, Chuck? Why? https://t.co/zf9w4uKh2u
When you're getting beaten very badly by your opponent but your friends keep calling u"Bruce Lee Bruce Lee"😂😂😂💔 https://t.co/qtfVk3erEh
Since Chuck Norris is trending, friendly reminder that Bruce Lee is still, and will always be, superior. https://t.co/qJRRulnsne
Ese tigre es familia de Bruce Lee,sobrino de JeanClaude Van Damme
Lo puso a dolmil pero despielto
El tigre es má rápido que speedy González
Frases del relator 😂😂😂😂
That'd be part 2 or 3. Can't talk about Chuck without talking about how he studied with Bruce Lee and still turned out to be a shitstain of a person.
LRT: I approve of the new Enter the Dragon-style "Batman" OAV where Richard Dragon is the actual lead, only now he's Mark Dacascos & is a Bruce Lee clone instead of a white guy. Also stars Michael Jai White, Kelly Hu. the villainous James Hong, and Chuck Norris dying like a chump https://t.co/BORNU5ew8X
This tweet says what I feel about Norris.
Bruce Lee was always better, I enjoy watching him get his ass beat in Way of the Dragon. https://t.co/VA7aJT4rdX
Chuck Norris is the David Carradine of Steven Seagals. He always wanted Bruce Lee's fame but he just doesn't have Bruce Lee's ability or personality.
Remember all those times Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris in the face? Good times.
You are correct as usual. Chuck has blues eyes not brown. And, facial recognition is only an 85 % match. As diametrically opposed to his politics as I am. The Trumpsters are just dumb enough to take photos with his look alike. Saying Bruce Lee is superior is equally foolish.
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If I tell you I’m good, probably you will say I’m boasting. But if I tell you I’m not good, you’ll know I’m lying. Bruce Lee