this incredible idiot thinks that the term "kangaroo court" comes from the TV show Captain Kangaroo
Yesterday, it was Wizard of Oz.
Today, it's Captain Kangaroo.
I swear to GOD, u idiot Republicans better leave Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers alone or we're REALLY gonna lose it. https://t.co/ADkrzhu4dR
I will buy you lunch next week if you somehow work in “Malicious Captain Kangaroo” into your next floor speech.
MATT GAETZ: “What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo.” https://t.co/6r2CM1TmsV
Matt Gaetz thinks the expression “Kangaroo Court” comes form a children's TV show “Captain Kangaroo.”
And Donald Trump thinks text messages are tweets.
The stench of stupid coming from that cult is rather strong this morning.
In other words, no change.
My childhood was forever traumatized by watching the death penalty trials on Captain Kangaroo. Also scarred by watching the terrorist Dennis the Menace, Lassie; the first trans star- a male dog passing as female, the crime family Andy's Gang, and lone shooter Quick Draw McGraw.
Matt Gaetz: "What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo."
Donald Trump’s day so far:
- Panics over Gordon Sondland
- Trump is losing badly in court today
- Captain Kangaroo is a thing
- Rudy and Lindsey go berserk
- Impeachment poll numbers climb even higher
- Trump is going to prison
- It’s still only 1:30pm
Kangaroo courts have nothing to do with Captain Kangaroo.
(In witchcraft trials in Australia, a kangaroo was brought into the courtroom. If it kicked the accused to death, the dead accused was retroactively innocent. It was not an efficient system.)
[looks directly into the camera] I know who Captain Kangaroo is.
Follow ME and those who:
"If Adam Schiff is"Captain Kangaroo" then Matt Gaetz is Captain Morgan."
Matt Gaetz - Schiff is a Malicious Captain Kangaroo running a kangaroo court
Note 1: Captain Kangaroo, Kangaroo courts, and actual kangaroos are three different things.
Note 2: Matt Gaetz is a drunk driver.
Rep. Matt Gaetz: "What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court, and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo."
Florida man thinks kangaroo courts originated with children's TV host Captain Kangaroo.
The Captain Kangaroo court will come to order. Mr. Green Jeans, please call in the jury.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the term kangaroo court has nothing to do with actual kangaroos. Or Captain Kangaroo.
Pedophile enabler, Jim Jordan & You Can’t Fix Stupid aka Matt Gaetz can NOT grasp that the term “kangaroo court” didn’t come from Captain Kangaroo‼️😃😆🤣😂
#CaptainKangaroo #ContemptOfCongress #Sondland #Resist #Traitor #Resisters #Resistance #TurdReich
I loved Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.
Now the GOP and Matt Gaetz have even ruined THAT!
"Captain Morgan" needs to leave Captain Kangaroo alone! https://t.co/XCMRFcBB0I
Matt Gaetz has a point. We all remember that time Mr. Green Jeans wouldn't send weapons to Ukraine until they dug up some dirt on Dancing Bear. And then Captain Kangaroo impeached his green-jeaned ass. #KangarooCourt
Matt Gaetz is the Fred Flintstone of Bozo the Clowns
#KangarooCourt Captain Kangaroo #ContemptOfCongress https://t.co/0gBdizFzk9
''We have respect for our audience. We operate on the conviction that it is composed of young children of potentially good taste, and that this taste should be developed.''
Captain Kangaroo https://t.co/idMBsTfGFN
🌊Sheryl Lynne #Don'tTemptMe #DoYourJob@shossy2
According to WaPo (& video), DUI Champion @RepMattGaetz
literally believes that a "kangaroo court" is named after Captain Kangaroo?
OMG & jacketless #GymJordan just stood there?? Buwhahahahaaaaaaa
Captain Kangaroo had nothing to do with the court system, but the fashion police did question his hairdo.
October 8, 2019: The day every Millennial Socialist Democrat became a Captain Kangaroo Expert #KangarooCourt
Here are two things we know:
1. Kangaroos, Captain Kangaroo and Kangaroo Courts are not the same thing
2. #FL1 needs new representation
#VoteBlue #EhrforCongress https://t.co/WlQ72NV09C
Talking Points Memo @TPM
You pretty much know you have to get off twitter when as a public service folks are forced to point out to a sitting member of congress that the etymology of the phrase "kangaroo court" has nothing to do with Captain Kangaroo.