Far be it from me to the the Celina 52 Truck Stop how to run its bidness, but if you want people to stop pooping in your parking lot you gotta move that "Stop Pooping In Our Parking Lot" sign to the parking lot where people been pooping.
If people are pooping in their parking lot, then either their toilets are literally worse than taking a dump in the street, or they make you pay to use their toilets, and neither of those options says good things about Celina 52 Truck Stop
1. Become a millionaire.
2. Poop in the Celina 52 Truck Stop parking lot.
3. Build a lazy river in my backyard with a waterfall (just thought I'd put that out into the universe- my ultimate dream)
This ere is so much to unpack here.
“Cranking the Hog Reward Points.”
She saved enough to earn a Monster Energy mini fridge.
The warning to stop pooping in the parking lot.
And yet, Celina 52 Truck Stop buried the lede. https://t.co/fARdd0hT7E
No more Ohio diners. From now on, all articles about "the forgotten America" must be reported from the Celina 52 Truck Stop. https://t.co/DtdPh7OA0H
That "Celina 52 Truck Stop" FB page posts a new joke "winner" with a funny t-shirt on each week and I need you all to stop falling for it
A quick scroll through the Celina 52 Truck Stop twitter account will tell you it's a gem.
Ah yes, I see normy twitter has discovered the Celina 52 Truck Stop.
If you’re spreading the Celina 52 Truck Stop post without realizing it’s fake (because you want to believe it’s true) you’re basically showing how Qanon happens
Enjoying seeing more people discovering Celina 52 Truck Stop
Do people think the Celina 52 Truck Stop FB is -real-????????
does no one know that the celina 52 truck stop thing is like...fake?? did we not go through this already with that picture of phil kessel?
Celina 52 Truck Stop is one of the best follows on bookface by far
The number of people who don't understand satire is amazing. I've been following the Celina 52 Truck Stop account for a while, and watching people's reactions to the "Amelia" photo, I'm like https://t.co/DbR0VRCONd
I feel like I'm the only one who isn't disappointed the Celina 52 Truck Stop page is a bit
Celina 52 Truck Stop would like to clarify that the Truckin-N-Fuckin lady's tattoo does not celebrate murder, it commemorates criminally negligent manslaughter.
Celina 52 truck stop is a fake satire page that sells merchandise
Celina 52 Truck Stop has the BEST social media presence. So good that I can't figure out whether it's a joke or not!
Time to get moving on the Celina 52 Truck Stop merch.
Hokius | Black Lives Still Matter@Hokius
How is this trending because she looks like Amy Schumer and not because the Celina 52 Truck Stop seems to think a professional driver who once fell asleep and killed a pedestrian is no big deal? https://t.co/kxQFs05GCl
Do people understand that the Celina 52 Truck Stop isn't real? People are talking about it like it's an actual place and not a facebook comedy page and it's making me feel insane.
The Discourse Provoker nips at the heels of my troubled psyche yet again. I struggle to resist the urge to clarify to somebody, anybody, "Celina 52 Truck Stop is a joke and that actually is Amy Schumer" https://t.co/5w0CWMCXRF
When are people going to learn that the Celina 52 Truck Stop page isn't a real place 🥴 The driver looks like "Amy Schumer!!!" yeah, probably bc it is and they photoshopped the pic 🙃
I feel like the person who does the news moments at Twitter does not realize that the Celina 52 Truck Stop is a parody? It's a meme account and yet I'm surprised how many are taking it seriously... https://t.co/hQdd2rQI5d
celina 52 truck stop is seriously like... one of the most god-tier satire sites/pages i've ever seen... god bless
Many say a big rig truck driver named Amelia looks like comedian and actor Amy Schumer after the Celina 52 Truck Stop shared a photo of the driver turning in reward points at their stop for a prize