JustPlainWayneAskMeAgainI’llTellYouTheSame@django22Waiting now for Ted Cruz’s Chris Christie moment.
Cancun money shot coming?

Ted Cruz took a page out of Chris Christie’s playbook. It didn’t work for Christie, and it won’t work for Cruz. Remove Cruz now.
https://t.co/Eo3IBkopRz“Sen. Ted Cruz savaged New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie this week after he criticized Cruz's request for federal aid in response to Hurricane Harvey, telling the Republican governor to "go back to the beach."
https://t.co/uy9hMsuRwt@DavidShuster @SenTedCruz Chris Christie: I went to the beach with my family when the state beaches were closed on a July 4th weekend after I shut down the government.
Ted Cruz: Hold my cerveza.
Reminds me of Chris Christie on the beach when he shut them down, but so much worse. Just enraging.
https://t.co/u4fOqm4bKeCannot make this up. How insensitive are Republicans? Remember Chris Christie sunning on the beach with his family that declared closed? Now Traitor Ted is off to Cancun to vacation while TX freezes to death.
https://t.co/3npE8I1xifQuick: someone photoshop Ted Cruz next to Chris Christie on the beach.
#TedCruz is having his Chris Christie on the beach moment. But Cruz’s move is literally and figuratively a lot colder and lives are being lost. #CancunCruz #CruzResign
https://t.co/GxLU8dPtgUI'm actually shocked that this turned out to be as bad as it looked. Like, I figured for sure we'd discover that the pic of him on the airplane was from a year ago. But nope. It really is him doing a Chris Christie on the beach thing. But somehow even worse given his comments.
https://t.co/SZniTX3PI4@KAmbrosat Chris Christie closed the New Jersey Beaches and then went to them anyway.
I’m famously critical of this and a connoisseur of Chris Christie chair memes.
Ted Cruz did not violate the people’s freedom of movement and then break his own rules.
@BeschlossDC 1. He acted in "concern for his family".
2. Lying about your role in fomenting insurrection really tires you out.
3. He suddenly remembered Chris Christie once mentioned how restorative the beach can be.
https://t.co/4Z8vrvPT3C Senator Ted Cruz is having his Chris Christie on the beach moment. Meanwhile 1.4M Houstonians are without power and water. Embarrassment.
(Sen Cruz (R-TX) is reportedly on the way back to Texas after photos of him flying to and landing in Cancun)
https://t.co/Qq5iMvHgooted cruz heading down to cancun reminds me of that time Chris Christie closed a bridge then closed a beach but used it for himself and his family only.
@kylegriffin1 “Being a good dad, I decided to abandon Texas with my kids. After a public outcry and wishing to avoid a Chris Christie type of moment, I rebooked my return flight to hurry home. I decided abandon my kids in Cancun instead. I realized the optics were not good” - Ted C.
Ted Cruz going to Cancun and chris Christie shutting down the beaches then taking his family are really all you need to know, these people are laughing in your face. They truly believe theyre better than you, and every time you vote them in youre agreeing
Ted Cruz going to Cancun while Texans die of extreme cold.
Chris Christie sunbathing at a closed beach while Hurricane Sandy victims freeze.
Trump golfing while 400k die of coronavirus.
Maybe the people who want to take away your healthcare don't care about your health?
I swear on everything I was *just* thinking of how Ted Cruz going to Cancun reminds me of when Chris Christie closed the New Jersey beaches then went there. Then saw this.
https://t.co/kOMyHkhnPq@StevenBeschloss It’s a family affair-remember being moved to tears (of rage) by Chris Christie’s inviting family to frolic on NJ beach he closed to public on 4th of July 2017. Even for someone who was roundly held to be public nuisance with absurdly low popularity he slipped further down.
https://t.co/nNPRtRNTEX I hate Ted Cruz as much as the next guy for being a slimy two faced penis headed sack of shit of a human being, but other than bad optics, like Chris Christie in a beach chair, what does everyone want him to do? Ted Cruz flies home from Cancun and then what?
Could you imagine the uproar if Hillary had been in Cancun during the Benghazi attack?
BTW I’m pretty sure Cruz was on that NJ beach with Chris Christie after he declared it closed.