but who gets custody of Clippy?
BILL: I see our anniversary is coming up. your subscription to THIS DICK will be renewed automatically.
MELINDA: unsubscribe. I am going to go with the freeware version, John McAfee.
CLIPPY: Ah, I see you’re drafting some divorce papers, do you need help? Please don’t leave
And thus begins my multi-year legal battle to obtain full custody of Clippy 📎❤️
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HEY BILL GATES I LOVE RICH OLD GUYS. I WILL DATE YOU.
I ALSO LOVE RICH WOMEN AND I WILL DATE MELINDA AS WELL.
WHO GETS CLIPPY IN THE DIVORCE BC I’LL DATE CLIPPY TOO.
LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
jk fam. I've been tagged so many times about Clippy this morning in relation to recent Bill Gates news 😅 Clippy has always been free in our hearts ❤️ imo, he has never left! 📎
Who gets custody of Clippy
Don’t tell me she left him for Clippy
Not sure how Microsoft hasn’t turned clippy into an NFT. Big miss.
Who gets clippy, bill or melinda
Tengrain ✂️ 6-feet-away-or-6-feet-under@Tengrain
whos getting custody of clippy in the divorce
🐮 BTW, Dan, are you as big a "fan" of Clippy as I was? Asking for effect. 🐮
I’m feeling a better punchline might be something like: It is unclear who will have primary custody of Clippy, but when asked for comment, both parties said they didn’t need him.
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I’m going to try to date Clippy after this divorce