#CORPSE: i can literally say i have intercourse with women wearing cat ears and they will still say “does he? does he wear them?“ like how much more specific do i have to get... check your math buddy 🙄🙄
#CORPSE: i'm glad i'm close enough to toast to make those kinds of jokes now
please i love them
#CORPSE: toast, do you like yu gi oh?
#CORPSE: fuckin' nerd.
#CORPSE: everything in the world is fucking pointless and useless... but you guys make it fun. :) thanks for that.
#CORPSE: are you guys fucking barking at me? sometimes i open my instagram dms are it's just voice memos of people barking at me.
#CORPSE: you know what is fucked the word lisp is hard for people with lisp to say,
you know what else is fucked up the word dyslexic is hard for dyslexic people...
who the fuck comes up with this shit
#JACK: sus me daddy
#CORPSE: give me a reason
#CORPSE : everything in this world is useless and pointless but y'all make it fun, thank you for that
𝑰'𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒏' '𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑰'𝒎 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆, 𝒘𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒔 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒚.🖤⛓
so i did a thing :) corpse i hope you really like this because i absolutely love it. @Corpse_Husband
#CORPSE: i hope your salad is bad and your sandwich is crunchy
#BROOKE: *gasp* what? tina, defend me!!
#TINA: uhm stop it!
#CORPSE: *giggles* *even more giggles* stop it, get some help
#CORPSE (to rae watching his stream): imagine in real life drunk uno, with physical cards.
aaaaaaaa i want them to meet so bad
#CORPSE: the next time i stream i believe i’ll have an announcement
#CORPSE: i‘m fucking flipping the knife in anger *aggressive knife flipping* that‘s how upset i am 😠
#CORPSE: can i redeem another coupon?
#TINA: another coupo- wait nvm you‘re a BITCH
#CORPSE: i love leaves. leaves make me really happy :)
#CORPSE: ‘corpse looses his fucking mind at chat, spontaneously combusts and dies, also is in love with *inaudible* corpse has a temper tantrum on stream, fans react. on an among us stream, corpse snaps and has a mental breakdown.’
#CORPSE: "bingus would walk around, if you were in their presence"
corpse u do realize this is exactly how we feel abt u existing right?
#CORPSE: GOD I WISH I WAS A HOT GIRL
here corpse as a hot girl-
i mean he did said something about wanting 🍒😳
#CORPSE #corpsetwt #corpsebillboard #corpsehusbandfanart #corpseinthesky #corpsehusband https://t.co/PCJTm0m0K0
#CORPSE: pink feet. pink. feet. pink feet
Corpse being called a cat boy by his own chat is so hilarious to me.
Like him being builled by the fandom is PEAK comedy because it is done with ❤love❤.
Also i can't do math corpse I'm pan. SO THERE