“are you ok?” no but I’m funny
it’ll always catch up to you. stand with victims always.
Elon Musk: Beware! If they can tax a billionaire like me, they can tax you regular people too!
Regular People: We've been paying our taxes this whole time, bro.
Used to be 3 days
Now in a day.
jason momoa rules because most of his roles are just like “what if there was a dude who was fucking rad as hell” and you don’t really need range when you do that better than anyone
BREAKING: Judge rules mob members shot by Kyle Rittenhouse cannot be called "victims," but can be referred to as as "rioters, arsonists, and looters" during his trial, which kicks off Nov 1
3 MORE DAYS #Somethingforthehotties 10/29
Segunda dose de esperança! ❤ #VivaOSuS
Dave Chappelle just dropped a clip on IG speaking on the controversy surrounding his Netflix special 'The Closer' 👀
AD and Russ handle business to help the Lakers get the W 🤩
raise your hand if you'd like to see Lauren Boebert, Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks and Marjorie Three Toes testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain how the dipshits with the zip ties found out where everybody's secure locations were
Onions and peppers make your food taste 10x better!
Elon Musk is attacking Biden over his proposed tax on billionaires
Tesla would not even exist today had it not been for a $465 million bailout from Obama
SpaceX got a $2.9 BILLION contract from the government to build a moon lander
That Musk is a self-made man is a total myth
God please forgive me and make me better than I was
Charlie Morton threw 10 pitches on a broken leg, sat down for a half-inning, threw six more pitches, the last two of which were a 96-mph fastball and 80-mph curveball to strike out Jose Altuve.
So, yeah, Charlie Morton threw 16 pitches pushing off the mound with a broken leg.
ยังไม่เห็นมีใครสามารถอธิบายอย่างเป็นเหตุเป็นผลได้เลยว่าผู้หญิงใส่กระโปรงมันสุภาพกว่าใส่กางเกงยังไง / ใส่กางเกงไม่สุภาพยังไง??
I'll give $1,000 or a PS5 (winner chooses) to a random person who retweets this within the next 48 hours. Winner must be following so I can DM you if you win.
It’s been 5 years. I thank God for my life 😔
Game 1: Braves WIN!
Final: #Braves 6, Astros 2.
Malaysia is starting to lose more doctors to Singapore. With better offer S$10,000 (RM30,786)/month compared to RM3,700/month with kkm of course juniors doctors will migrate.
eu te amo doguinho que parece um ursinho de pelúcia eu te amo
SEKAI NO OWARIさんの花鳥風月です。
Bare minimum ain’t cutting it for me no more.
Conservative MPs say it will cost £600 billion of public money to fix our broken sewerage system. In 1988 we were sold water privatisation on the basis that the industry would use private investment to fix it. After 30 odd years might it be time to admit we have a broken model?
Twitter is suppressing #DrDogKiller and won’t let it pass to #1 trend!
Lauren Windsor got John Eastman admitting on video that trump planned on going to the Capitol. Video release tmrw.
Not quite ! You should look at my quotes on Moyes , LVG and Jose when in their roles . Please also remember whilst you were berating Wenger I was decent towards him . This place drags everyone into the gutter . I tend to stay clear of that 🙏 https://t.co/ghgJF4Zxrn
“for the next game, you need to name FIVE French Montana songs without features ”
un concierto de bad bunny si resolvería todos mis problemas
🎃 #d払いからハロウィン キャンペーン👻
WASHINGTON (AP) -- FDA advisers endorse Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine for children ages 5 to 11.