Catch me at the red lobster, gone off 10 dewgaritas, trying to weave several live lobsters together into armor to fight the waiter after he tells me he will not give me an eleventh dewgarita https://t.co/gWG6np7Exa
FUN FACT: It was a Red Lobster Dewgarita spill that created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://t.co/BljzSXiOMA
In another world I’d be loading up the car with all the friends I convinced to go to the only red lobster fifteen miles away, but alas the dewgarita escapes me https://t.co/3Y9lUKfx9w
I think the worst thing about the dewgarita is it's at red lobster. that's applebees behavior. I'm not gonna get crab legs and be like hmmm you know what would really pair well with this? mountain dew and bottom shelf tequila
if the dewgarita isn't rimmed with crushed up doritos then what are they even doing
Taco Bell: No brand food mash up will ever beat the Dorito's Locos Taco.
KFC: Oh yeah!? Check this out. We put Cheetos on a chicken sandwich!
Red Lobster: Hold my DewGarita... https://t.co/QsJ8PNr53X
When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster. (For the Dewgarita, available for a limited time only) https://t.co/pmCzoCWSSq
Taco Bell the ball is in your court now I need you to create the Baja Blast DewGarita and make it the only alcoholic drink available to purchase at Taco Bell
My funeral instructions: Transparent Perspex coffin. Fill with DewGarita, lower corpse in. Seal; salt rim of coffin. Within minutes I achieve re-animation and come bursting out of the box. Coffin becomes a communal punchbowl of DeathGarita; guests invited to dance until dawn https://t.co/pRTQkGUwjo
Despite taking a hopefully-permanent booze break, I have lately been craving the grossest hillbilly liquor concoctions imaginable. Last night my sister and I discussed our mutual pining for Mountain Dew and tequila. I can only conclude the Dewgarita is our fault, and I apologize.
a Code Red for me, and a Dewgarita for the Mrs.
If I’m ever locked in a room with nothing but a certain amount of poison I want it to look like the Dewgarita.
let it be known that @TynanBuck
sent me the Dewgarita at 7:36 am so no one else has to!
Dewgarita is so funny to say
imagine a weenie dog named Dewgarita
how much money that could have been spent on literally anything else was spent preparing the dewgarita launch
*finishes chewing on cheddar bay biscuit*
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your dewgarita. https://t.co/jmNbaP2fhB
There were a lot of amazing comments about the Dewgarita, but by far the best was the guy who said:
“Dew Garita is my favorite Star Wars character” https://t.co/kMl3GATr3Z
I've mostly dismissed the people who have been calling this Idiocracy in real life but after this revelation, I'm convinced.
Also I want to try the Dewgarita.
can these be ordered to-go? 😳 at home dewgarita drinking party???