If capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every ten years?
Niggas can't even tell you the 3 branches of Government but Talking about Conspiracy
It’s a razor scooter to ankle type of year
Because the “Ratings” of my News Conferences etc. are so high, “Bachelor finale, Monday Night Football type numbers” according to the @nytimes
, the Lamestream Media is going CRAZY. “Trump is reaching too many people, we must stop him.” said one lunatic. See you at 5:00 P.M.!
ur somebodies dream girl don't trip
joe exotic’s eyebrow ring trying to stay on his face
PPE to China
Trump’s Department of State sending our national stockpile of PPE to China in February is one thing. But not directing companies to replenish that stockpile and then falsely accusing President Obama for leaving him with nothing is lying negligence almost to the point of treason.
Shawty mad cause I aint text her back yet like bitch hold on,Im tryn spell gorjus
How could I best surprise people who have my notifications on?
Howard’s soccer team for the win !
아까 미리 제 생일을 축하해 주신 모든 분들!! 특히 우리 아로하 너무 고마워요♥
덕분에 너무 행복하다아아아아
I miss my friends.... I can’t wait until life is normal again.
Me omw to see my boo while we’re on lockdown
what is the most addictive, time-consuming, life sucking video game? I need to throw away my time or I am going to call the hotline number from that Logic song
weekends are so depressing now dude it’s like yeah let me get out of bed to go lay on the couch I guess? take a couple naps to pass time? maybe shower? fuck
Chuck Todd is a deranged lunatic desperate to advance panic & hysteria to enrich himself through clicks & eyeballs. He’s a disgrace to legitimate journalism, his network, & ANYONE who claims him. His interview today will be remembered by history as the low point for “journalism.”
#ThatWomanInMichigan is @GovWhitmer
. I ran against her. And though we may not always agree on everything, I know how tough she is.
Leading in crisis is hard. It’s even HARDER when the President is inept. I admire the work she’s putting in for our state. And I’ve got her back.
NJ and CT
Trump just said he is considering “ordering” a two-week “enforceable quarantine” of NY, NJ and CT to “restrict travel” from those states “because they are having problems down in Florida with New Yorkers going down & we don’t want that.“ Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.
Just set my vibrator to “kill”
My husband. the governor of Kaduna State, has tested positive for COVID-19.
Please keep us in your prayers.
*orders expensive cat bed*
*waits 5 weeks for overseas shipping*
*watches the cat ignore it for 6 months*
*finally throws it, defeated, on top of the wardrobe*