man why did i do that pose i didnt know they were gonna put it up this big on the fucking storefronts lmaoo https://t.co/IfY8gk2JpH
In reality plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen daily untill we eventually decompose so they can consume us... https://t.co/szCQb0fqDa
Someone save this man. 😂😂😭
＼ #どらもっち無料プレゼント ！／
7日目は11/19 10:59まで！ #ローソン #ウチカフェ https://t.co/arC3LGcy08
Exchange I'm currently having with my landlord.
o terceiro gato ficou em choque Kkkkkklkkkkkkkkk
Beyoncé back in 2013 really gave a whole ass word on the value of trophies and you need to hear it again.
เวลาเจอญาติผู้ใหญ่ เขาจะชมตลอดว่า “โตเป็นสาวแล้วสวยเชียว” ถึงรู้ค่ะว่าชมตามมารยาท แต่หนูก็ว่างั้นอ่ะค่ะ หนูสวยได้มากกว่านี้อีก
meninas SEJAM EXIGENTES sejam exigentes pra CARALHO sejam MONSTROS de exigência seja aquela amiga que todas as amigas falam VC VAI MORRER SOZINHA ASSIM pq quanto mais exigente vc for menor é a chance de vc cair na bobiça de se meter num namoro CHATAÇO só pra não ficar sozinha
Donald Trump is currently at Walter Reed hospital, presumably to try to get Nancy Pelosi’s shoe removed from his ass.
First time seeing the son since he left for college. What’s he learned this first semester? Dads, bruh...💪😂🤣
Teachers are so against plagiarizing yet you can find their assignments and tests online...
Like I keep saying, at some point this isn't about politics; when you're saying a lazy old man whose day is mostly golfing and rage-tweeting is almost "superhuman," you're in North Korean territory and there shouldn't be enough money in the world to make you say stuff like that. https://t.co/BVo87j8GWM
Kentucky and Louisiana
Republicans may have to defend Trump against testimony from his own Administration that implicates him in a bribery and extortion scheme, but at least they also get to have him campaign for losing candidates in the liberal bastions of Kentucky and Louisiana.
I used to drink the original 4 Lokos and wake up the next day and go for a run. Now I take three shots and I’m popping a Tums and an anti nausea pill and need 2-3 business days to recover.
« Y’a le mec à Milla » 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
FEU really hit us with the moonwalk 😳 #UAAPCDC2019 #taMJam