#アサヒザリッチ または #レモンクラフト 無料券が15万名様に！
the feminine urge to say “it’s okay” when i’m hysterically crying
to everyone procrastinating, you've come to the right place
yoongi using agustd as his insta username is the hottest thing ever
Youngest son has Aspergers & has struggled to find a job. He's so lovely & polite. After an interview today he shook the guy's hand & said "I hope I'm successful but if not thank you for this opportunity".
HE GOT THE JOB!!! So happy for him 💓
Andrew Garfield at the end of the movie when the other spider-man’s go and hug their girlfriends
SV + SV บูส mRNA
SV + Az บูส Az
AZ + Az บูส mRNA
SV + Pfizer บูส Pfizer
Pfizer + Pfizer บูส Moderna
Moderna + Moderna บูส Pfizer
** เว้นระยะตามที่แพทย์แนะนำ 3-6 เดือนกันนะฮะ **
จากไลฟ์หมอของขวัญ ผิดตรงไหนมาแก้ได้นะคะ 🥺
Добро пожаловать, г-н президент!
Welcome to India my friend President Putin. Our meeting today will strengthen our Special and Privileged Strategic Partnership. The initiatives that we take today will further increase the scope of our cooperation to new areas. @KremlinRussia https://t.co/v699GK4BEM
Ai called me a REAL KILLA, Kobe gave me the nickname Mighty IT, Nip Hussle said I was lion hearted, Tom Brady called me a GREAT!!! I’m stamped by the greatest athletes ever….. It’s only a matter of time!!! I’ll be ready when it comes back around 🏁🏁🏁
men hate astrology because they can’t mansplain any of it to us
MAN GOT SO SCARED HE RAN BACK TO WEVERSE
THE PATRIOTS ARE NOW THE NO. 1 SEED IN THE AFC 🔥
Went through all 35k of his Twitter likes
The African American urge to say that’s why your shit is fucked up now when you see a car with damage driving crazy 😂😂😂😂
Staples Center signs officially removed… The end of a historic era 😢
The Kamala Harris “Bluetooth scandal” is just further evidence that it was never “but her emails,” it was always “but they’re females.”
President Biden gets a standing ovation at the #kennedycenterhonors after David Letterman says it’s nice that the Presidential box is filled again. (For the first time since 2016)
BREAKING REPORT: Elon Musk – Calls for Congress to THROW OUT Biden’s ‘Build Back Better Bill’ – “Don’t Pass It”..
Jussie Smollett’s testimony needs to be televised. We deserve it
JENNIE x Calvin Klein for Dazed Korea
played my heart out and unfortunately it wasn’t enough.
sorry to all the fans we disappointed - good luck further KRU you guys played great
Trump: If I didn’t fire Comey they were looking to take down the Pres. I don’t think I could’ve survived if I didn’t fire him
He just CONFESSED to firing him to evade prosecution
If we don’t act faster & GOP takes Congress, the Jan 6 Committee will be the 1st thing they destroy
🚨A D.C. Guard staff advocate gen’l says 2 gen’ls incl’ Mike Flynn’s brother lied about preventing Nat’l guardsman from protecting the Capitol on Jan 6. He says they engaged in “willful deception of Congress.” Another official provided a specific timeline. https://t.co/VSP6Qc9Ldk
Floyd had something to say about Canelo 👀
As Russia threatens to invade Ukraine, key Senate Republicans continue their blockade of Biden’s national security nominees, including key European posts.
They believe an invasion would hurt Biden, and therefore an invasion is good for Republicans.
Joe Buck just DESTROYED Peyton Manning. Oh my god. 😂😂
Breaking: Justice Department files suit challenging extreme gerrymandered Texas redistricting maps
Trump used his personal cell phone as president despite it being an explicit security risk, but of course POLITICO is out criticizing VP Harris for taking security precautions and avoiding Bluetooth.
Pick a team:
Team 🅰️ Team 🅱️
1994 Biggie 1996 2Pac
2000 Eminem 2008 Lil Wayne
2003 50 Cent 2010 Kanye West
2015 Drake 2015 Kendrick Lamar
2016 Lil Uzi 2018 Playboi Carti
BREAKING: Devin Nunes is retiring from Congress, will not run for re-election.
I want Stacey Abrams to TROUNCE Brian Kemp and send a message to the GOP that voter suppression will NEVER be tolerated.
How about you? ✋
Elon Musk calls for Congress to throw out Biden’s entire Build Back Better bill: ‘Don’t pass it’ | Just The News
During New England’s seventh straight win, a 14-10 victory in Buffalo, Patriots’ QB Mac Jones completed 2-of-3 passes for 19 yards.
Hutch 4 Heisman!
on being named a Heisman Trophy FINALIST!
#GoBlue // #Hutch4Heisman
I'm sorry, let me attempt to summarize this: VP Kamala Harris is now being criticized for using wired headphones instead of Bluetooth because she's worried about security risks and this is bad because... we don't want a Vice President who goes the extra mile in national security?
Winter White House
remember how after the email lady lost her election, she kept pretending she actually won and went so far as to call her home "the winter white house"? of course you don't. Hillary has dignity, and she's not a stupid fucking spiteful whiny little sore loser dirty diaper crybaby
Student loan payments resume in 57 days. Today would be a great day for President Biden and Vice President Harris to #CancelStudentDebt.
The new boss is the same as the old boss. Patriots Forever. Literally forever. The AFC East is ours
I am so excited to join @NBC & @MSNBC
as a Washington correspondent. This feels like coming home to family.
Covering the WH for @NewsHour
has been an honor. I hope our @PBS
viewers will keep watching @WashingtonWeek as I continue moderating that show.
Mac Jones threw for only 19 yards today and the Patriots still won the game?! Give Belichick the Coach Of The Year right now! Carry on...
I will not give up my favourite decoration. 🎄
A good time to bring up that David Perdue, Kelly Loeffler, Richard Burr, Ron Johnson, Dan Crenshaw, Jim Inhofe committed insider trading at the start of the pandemic in March 2020. That should never disappear.
David Perdue is running against Kemp for GA Governor
The same Perdue who was too scared to debate Osoff & who spent his time in office illegally insider trading
He made a whopping 2,596 trades in ONE term, using privileged info he had as a Senator
The GOP always sends its best
🚨🚨 A new nationwide poll of Hispanics published in Politico this morning finds:
⚠️ Just 2% of Latinos use “Latinx”
⚠️ 40% find it offensive
⚠️ 30% say they won’t vote for a candidate who uses it, including 1/4 of Democrats https://t.co/Jng21Xchnh
is worried that Kenny Pickett's fake slide could result in future targeting penalties from defenders.
When you can repeatedly confess your crimes on national television for years without any consequences you are officially above the law.
Chan Peng Soon just announced his retirement from Badminton
Mitch McConnell VOTED FOR Garland to become AG.
So did an overwhelming number of Republicans.
The same Republicans who wouldn't even let him be considered for the Supreme Court.
They didn't want him on the court.
They wanted him as Attorney General.
The white rabbit is real for 24 hours. Like any tweet using #TheMatrix and witness it come to life.
john mulaney and olivia rodrigo both announced tours today, big day for insufferable people
New: Attorney General Merrick Garland and Associate AG Vanita Gupta will announce a voting rights enforcement action at 1:30p ET, the Justice Department announces
Lot of folks outraged about vaccine mandates
I understand. No one likes mandates
I wish people felt the same outrage over 1,000 Americans dying every day from COVID
Most of whom are unvaccinated
If you are tired of this pandemic as I am
Please focus on ending it
Player of the Week
DeMar DeRozan has been named Eastern Conference Player of the Week!
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HISTORY IN WEST LAFAYETTE!
is No. 1 in the men's AP poll for the first time ever 👏
Your bank account misses President Trump.
juro que o dia que eu for no show do djonga eu morro ta
I check my backseat everytime I get in the car. Won’t choke the shit outta me
Is anything ever going to happen to Bannon? Why was Reality Winner put in jail, while he inspired a coup and thumbed his nose at Congress and suffers ZERO consequences? Same for Meadows and the others!
Miami officially announced the hiring of HC Mario Cristobal.
Bill Belichick clowned Sean McDermott tonight. Don't get it twisted. Beat him in his house and had his rook QB throw it 3 times. What a joke.
My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool and stay focused 💯
Texas Southern DOMINATES No. 20 Florida 🤯
🏀 Previously 0-7
🏀 23.5-point underdogs
🏀 Pulls off the STUNNER‼️
Great performance tonight from our team. Have to address I will not go to the olympics. I’m very disappointed and it tough decision for me as it’s once in life time opportunity. Reality is that what have been said about how it’s going to be is not ideal for my mental health.
Never forget Pearl Harbor. Never forget the bravery of those who fought for our country.
We honor the memory of the Americans who fought and died on this day eighty years ago.
Americans will never forget the sacrifices of our greatest generation.
If the #Patriots win this game, Josh McDaniels’ offensive game plan should rest alongside Bill Belichick’s defensive game plan for Super Bowl XXV in Canton.
Pokémon twitter convincing themselves hgss is a bad remake is funny asf
Today marks the 80th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Our Nation is eternally grateful to those who sacrificed all to protect our freedom.
Cowboys’ defense could look like this at times Sunday at Washington
DE: DeMarcus Lawrence
DT: Neville Gallimore
DT: Osa Odighizuwa
DE: Randy Gregory
LB: Micah Parsons
LB: Leighton Vander Esch
CB: Trevon Diggs
CB: Anthony Brown
CB: Jourdan Lewis
S: Jayron Kearse
S: Damontae Kazee
Have a good good Tuesday
you are doing well : -)
My son’s wedding is a private,family affair. I,like all mothers,deserve a chance to celebrate the occasion without attracting political commentary. I humbly request media and everyone else to respect the family’s right to privacy. Thank you 🙏🏼
BREAKING - January 6 committee now has bombshell memo from the DC National Guard, calling Gen. Charles Flynn (Michael Flynn's brother) an "absolute and unmitigated liar" in what they say was a whitewashed DOD report.
This opens up a whole new wing of the Jan 6 investigation.
ขอให้ทุกคนสังเกตพฤติกรรมของคฝ.คนนี้ จากคลิปเจ้าหน้าที่ได้ง้างแขนขึ้น และหลังจากนั้นก็ตามมาด้วยเสียงกรีดร้องของพี่น้องชาวจะนะ
After today's announcements I think the main question on many New Yorkers' minds is: Florida, Texas or New Hampshire?
Mac Jones in the Patriots' win over the Bills:
🔹 2/3 Comp/Att
🔹 19 Pass Yds
The run game was on full display 😅
World War II
For National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day, we honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice and the families who carry on their legacies.
My dad, a Navy Signalman in World War II, was my first hero, and we laid a bouquet at the WWII memorial for him at the New Jersey pillar. https://t.co/5LpYSn6eyz
President of the World
Not sure who needs to hear this, but there's no such thing as the President of the World.
BREAKING - The Trump SPAC behind Truth Social is now under a federal investigation for violations of securities laws -- and it has been for over a month.
NBC News: The Biden administration is expected to announce a diplomatic boycott of the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympic Games this week. @MSNBC
No, this is not a parody. Yes, you're seeing what I'm seeing. Absolutely, it is hilarious. #mondaythoughts
J. Dowtin 4p
The way Miami is treating Manny Diaz is absolutely disgraceful.
Breaking News: New York City will implement a sweeping vaccine mandate for all private employers that will take effect Dec. 27, Mayor Bill de Blasio said, calling it the first mandate of its kind in the U.S.
Mario Cristobal has informed players at Oregon he will be leaving to become Miami’s next head coach, per @BruceFeldmanCFB
Congratulations to Jason Kelce, our @Nationwide
Walter Payton Man of the Year nominee!
#WPMOYChallengeKelce | #FlyEaglesFly
NOW: President Biden and the First Lady visit the WWII Memorial to mark National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day, laying a wreath that contains 1 wild sunflower, the state flower of Kansas, in honor of Senator Bob Dole.
CJ Stroud getting a Heisman invite over Kenneth Walker is absurd. CJ Stroud is very good but he’s the 4th best player on his own offense. Kenneth Walker carried a decent team to 10-2.
Howard Stern said that we have fucking morons living here who won't take the Covid vaccination. Howard tells it like it is and to hell with sweet pretty words.
Prince Harry – a man paid millions for doing sweet FA – brazenly advising mere mortals 'stuck in jobs that don't bring them joy' to quit stinks to high heaven.
His woke rhetoric is becoming deeply irresponsible and reckless.
My new @MailOnline
“Air Raid on Pearl Harbor….This Is Not Drill” — eighty years ago tomorrow:
UConn announces Paige Bueckers will be sidelined for 6-8 weeks after her MRI showed a tibial plateau fracture
Knowing the lengths I’ll go for someone I love is why I take it personal when I feel played with.
“Only 2 percent of those polled refer to themselves as Latinx, while . . . 40 percent said Latinx bothers or offends them to some degree and 30 percent said they would be less likely to support a politician or organization that uses the term.” https://t.co/CdS1wU2qHO
Sharing the news with Kenny (with some extra help). 💙
#WPMOYChallenge x Moore II
This afternoon, a truck accidentally killed some students in the Ojodu area of Lagos.
In response to the accident, some other students of the school went on a protest, and this is how men of the Nigerian Police Force responded to the protest. https://t.co/xHehLqpncw
Celebrate LARRY BIRD’s birthday by showing this video to someone who thinks Bird's game was boring or thinks Larry Legend wouldn't be great in today's NBA.
ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7
BURGERS + TACOS: Jack in the Box is acquiring Del Taco for $575 million. The two SoCal-based companies will have a combined 2,800 locations https://t.co/bbT2un5Gx2
Belichick getting ready to take on the Buffalo weather
Comic book legend George Perez has announced through his FB page that he has Stage 3 pancreatic cancer and has six months to live.
You cannot begin to describe the impact this man had as an artist for DC and Marvel and who by all accounts is an incredibly nice guy too. https://t.co/fbMlCHcFut
Pídele a Dios más fe para que puedas ver todas las señales de amor que Él te hace llegar a diario. Feliz martes.
To the 24 managers who have triple-captained Richarlison, we hope you're OK 🙏
David Letterman, Aqib Talib and Joe Buck will be guests on tonight’s Monday Night Football ManningCast.
The ManningCast has now gone three straight shows without an active player. Six active players went on the show from Weeks 1-8 and all lost the following week.
Bob Dole's death makes me think of other great figures of the modern Senate, senators like Hubert Humphrey, Scoop Jackson, Howard Baker, Pat Moynihan, John McCain, and Dole.
"There were giants on the earth in those days...Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown."
Matthew Judon "Hats off to the offense. Everybody, probably besides Mac. He really didn't do nothing besides hand the ball off (smile)." #Patriots
The New England Patriots have defeated the Buffalo Bills, winning 7 straight games, and are going into their bye week as the 1 seed in the American football conference.
Also they threw 3 passes in victory.
That is all. Good night. Go Pats!
We have lift off!
The @ULALaunch Atlas V rocket blasts off into space at 5:19am ET (10:19 UTC), to deliver cutting edge technology including our Laser Communications Relay Demonstration (#LCRD) technology to orbit.
Idea: the Manning Cast but it’s Marshawn Lynch and Aqib Talib
Kari Skogland will replace Patty Jenkins as director of ‘CLEOPATRA’, starring Gal Gadot.
Patty Jenkins will instead produce the film so she can focus on ‘Wonder Woman 3’ and ‘Rogue Squadron’.
(Source: Deadline) https://t.co/ptV8lsdLdu
really hoping that the vanguard integration goes smoothly and the warzone pacific map, Caldera is good. basically i just want the same spark that i got 2 years ago from playing Verdansk for the first time 🥲
I'm shaking in shock as I type this...
Fred Hiatt hired me in 2014 when I had little experience as a journalist. Since then, he mentored and guided me and so many others during my time at @PostOpinions
. He was brilliant, and above all, kind.
This is utterly devastating.
As Micah Hyde was leaving the podium, he had this to say to WIVB reporter Jerry Sullivan, who asked the question about the Bills run defence.
* squints, severely *
Suggesting that the 'rejection of good men like Romney and McCain' in favor of Obama 'sent a message to Republicans' sounds an awful lot like 'You elected a Black man so Republicans chose open white supremacy and that's on you' https://t.co/oKFNmxoV9Y
Nketiah coming on for Martinelli by the looks of it. Pepe's face behind him on the bench said it all.
Carolyn Bryant Donham, now 87 years old, will go to her grave with a guilty conscience (if she has one) for the lynching of 14-year-old Emmett Till in 1955.
But she will have no guilty criminal record for lying about this boy for six decades. https://t.co/qcU6qFWzvP
Kleiman v. Wright update: We are incredibly gratified the jury found Craig Wright has to pay our client, W&K, $100,000,000 for the bitcoin-related assets he stole. This is a great win for our client and for justice!
Wishing Noam Chomsky a very happy birthday with respect admiration and reverence . This world can be a much better place if we listen to him with an unbiased mind
Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit died this morning at Santa Anita on the track. Could be sudden death. Siren went off as horses were working out. Horse emergency van went out right past the finish line. Very sad.
Rank these Tyler, The Creator projects:
💽 Goblin (2011)
💽 Wolf (2013)
💽 Cherry Bomb (2015)
💽 Flower Boy (2017)
💽 IGOR (2019)
💽 Call Me If You Get Lost (2021)
Amazon Web Services
The Associated Press @AP
BREAKING: Users say Amazon Web Services is suffering a major outage. The company provides cloud computing services to individuals, universities, governments and companies including The Associated Press.
Amazon has yet to comment on the outage and few details are available.
Josh McDaniels to Mac Jones tonight:
N’Keal Harry doing N’Keal Harry things. Completely flipped the game. WTF
2021 Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit collapsed and died after a workout at Santa Anita Park Monday morning, the California Horse Racing Board's Equine Medical Director Jeff Blea confirmed. https://t.co/AP6h4CuTSy
SAC Terrorists are burning civilians alive to death in Myanmar. Within 4 days, 14 civilians from the Sagaing Region were burnt alive by Junta. Why is @UN
still watching #WarCrimesOfJunta? Take action on these Junta Terrorists now.
Today is the 80th
Today is the 80th anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack.
We didn’t respond with critical race theory, or Asian gender fluidity training for tier one operators.
This is how we ultimately responded. And the world heard the message loudly and clearly. https://t.co/C7Rp51O5mj
We will ‘Walk for Peace in Kashmir’ in Atlanta from Gandhi’s statue to Martin Luther King’s memorial with Hon Consul General Dr. Swati Kulkarni.
If Pardeep has an opinion on one of the fellas I 100% trust that opinion without further question and I will not be taking questions at this time #TheBachelorette
SOURCES: Oregon’s Mario Cristobal did a players-only meeting to tell them that he’s leaving to become the new head coach at Miami. Most of his staff is on the road and learned of it after. AD Rob Mullens has scheduled a staff meeting for 9 AM: https://t.co/NMexj5sY90
We're going to give a Micah Hyde x Jordan Poyer dual signed 8x10 photo to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!
We'll pick a winner tomorrow! https://t.co/sAUeljLAWp
Third Star of the Week: Jake Guentzel! 👏
Guentzel, who is riding the NHL’s longest active point streak of 12 games (10G-6A), scored a league-leading five goals in three games this past week, including his fourth career hat trick.