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My daughter’s school released a new cell phone policy that includes, “School officials can read any text messages between students, even if the texts occurred outside of school hours.” Nopity nope nope.

생일 축하해 #휴닝카이 #태현

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[#BTS_VLOG] Jin l COOKING VLOG (https://t.co/MVHTX1M6jX) #요리는역시손맛 #요리태웠을때_꿀팁 #멘보샤랑한쫜해 #방탄소년단의_특별한_일상 #상당히흥미롭습니다대단히재밌습니다

My teen daughter was asked by her doctor when was her last menstrual period. She said “it’s regular, no need for dates”. When I asked her why the reply, she told me that doctors can no longer be trusted and they should become accustomed to not knowing. Welcome to the new America.

hey I'm walkin' here!

Stop embarrassing me.. 😂

껌닝아 생일 축하해~~ 오늘만큼은 내 껌딱지가 되는 걸 허락해줄게 좀 피곤하지만 ㅎㅎ; https://t.co/uKMDQdW5mS

Backing up skills

우리 귀염둥이 막내 고추냉이야 생일 축하하고 다음엔 저기 오이 말고 고추냉이 바르자 사랑해❤️ #휴닝카이 #HUENINGKAI #연준 #YEONJUN https://t.co/vBG8hGaitj

Water speed is set to 24.3 and everyone gets a chance to get after it.

Buon viaggio papà.

O pai tá on e roteando ✋🏽😝🤚🏽

東5ホール外のスタッフさん 嵐にベストマッチ過ぎてダメだった #コミケット100 #C100

【ご報告】イベント中にステージで不審者に接触されたのですが、わたくしヒカキン怪我など一切なく、無事でした。メンタル的な部分に関しても大丈夫です。ショッキングな映像が流れてしまい申し訳ありません。ご心配ありがとうございます。

[17'S 정한] 🍦🍦🍦 #NowSVT

[#휴닝생일_txt] 🐧HAPPY BIRTHDAY🐧 8월 14일 오늘은 휴닝이데이!!! #휴카 #민디 #옹심이 #투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT

was bout to say GYATTT then i realized

매년 생일 축하해줘서 고마워용!!! 늘 고맙고 사랑해용 모아깅들♡♡♡♡ 멤버들도 고마워용 오늘 행복한 하루 보낼게용!!! 지금 집 도착해서 가족들이랑 미역국 먹는중...ㅎㅎ #휴닝카이 #HUENINGKAI #휴닝아_어서와_너를위한_여름이야 https://t.co/KowZkM6AEg

干潟で小さな丸いものがあったので、何かなと思ってのぞいたらイカの赤ちゃんが入っていました。 お父さんに報告だー！！！

The Premier League race

[17'S 정한] 망치질2!!!!! #NowSVT

why are phone cameras so awful at capturing photos of the moon?? it always looks so pretty up there in the sky, and every time I take a pic I am just shown an overly-bright blob.

What a game, btw. 😮‍💨 https://t.co/InnmIcntNa

Finally some good fucking content

おばあちゃんの高速盆帰り(2022) 1/2 https://t.co/XLW3756hAW

Essa é a prova que o cachorro confia no seu dono

h e l p

Honestly, Man United need some Prime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

So glad OG got to have this moment. I know that shit been festering since 1957. https://t.co/WjAvA0EKpk

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Look at this absolute unit of a snapping turtle.

artificial intelligence

telling the song to "shut up" right before you skip it >>>>

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TUCHEL VS CONTE: ROUND TWO!!! 🤬🤬

Password: 1234 https://t.co/prlV2sJcTd

maturing is realizing that snapchat is USELESS

우리 멋쟁이 막내 카이야 생일 축하해🥳 항상 행복했으면 좋겠다!!!! 알러뷰 쏘 마치💕 #BEOMGYU 🧸 https://t.co/qBlqGR27Xu

This. Is. Manchester. United

today is edward and bella's wedding anniversary — august 13, 2006! https://t.co/G0St7Ye3zy

It amazes me how Fox News doesn’t believe a word of what law enforcement says when they execute a search warrant against Donald Trump but believes every single claim by law enforcement when they execute an unarmed Black man.

にじさんじ甲子園 2022 おつかれさまでした！⚾️ #にじさんじ甲子園

Rakesh Jhunjhunwala was indomitable. Full of life, witty and insightful, he leaves behind an indelible contribution to the financial world. He was also very passionate about India’s progress. His passing away is saddening. My condolences to his family and admirers. Om Shanti.

✋🏽😝🤚🏽

I can’t stop thinking about how the divorce rate for men leaving their really sick wives is so high that nurses are taught to warn women patients when they get diagnosed with a serious illness

baby keem musical genius

For 33 years, Salman Rushdie has embodied freedom and the fight against obscurantism. He has just been the victim of a cowardly attack by the forces of hatred and barbarism. His fight is our fight; it is universal. Now more than ever, we stand by his side.

Of all of our political divides, the fact that one party votes unanimously to address the climate crisis and one votes unanimously to do nothing might be the most jaw dropping for future generations (as it is to many who are here right now).

I’m confused: How can Trump be so sure that he declassified the evidence that the FBI planted?

This nigga needs to be tranquilized

23 years later...

🦕🎤✨ #CHEN #첸 #EXO #엑소 #weareoneEXO #hallyupopfest #feelnewsydney #feelNSW #Sydney https://t.co/AHLuyq4ChW

Best thing we ever did was give the French Snapchat 🤣

Anyone checked on Gary and Roy? 🐝 4-0 🟢 #BrentfordFC | #BREMUN

O BARULHO DELE CAINDO

that bag of drugs plotline is GONE https://t.co/lNeTiEkHxL

Fico de cara em ver MULHER criticar a outra por pegar candidíase sendo que essa porra pega até do vento, calça apertada, água da praia, areia da praia, bikini molhado, respirar TUDO TUDO

Happy 75th Independence Day Pakistan..

あざーっした！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Stupid tiktok meme of the day https://t.co/2bSvbNUKWk

Retweet if you’re ready for me to unseat Rubio!

i love being an artist cus I can literally make any random crap that I want to

FINAL決定しました！！ 続きを見られる喜びと、もう一回がないシーズンの始まりに情緒を掻き乱されてます。 影山に向き合って、烏野に向き合ってアフレコに臨みます！！ 写真は情緒壊されたキャストの皆さんです。 #ハイキュー続編

「アパート内は禁煙だ、ルールを守れよ」「馬鹿が、これは大麻だよ」「大麻も駄目に決まってんだろうが！！」という喧嘩の声が廊下から聞こえてきて大迫力

／ #原神 Ver.2.8アップデート 記念キャンペーン！第5弾 最終日 ＼ 8月14日(日)23:59まで毎日チャレンジ！ 原神グッズやAmazonギフト10000円分が その場で当たるチャンス！ ▼参加方法 ①@Genshin_7をフォロー ②本ツイートをRT ③その場で結果が届く ▼規約 @Genshin_7 on Carlton">https://t.co/u9rkyizoTi #原神CP

modern family has so many creative episodes for a sitcom, like the one where everyone has a 5 minute segment, the one shot all on a macbook, the one where everyone sneaks into the house phil is selling, etc

How to massage correctly 👇🏻

I don’t normally post after matches. But then again I don’t normally score in a 4-0 win against Man Utd 😁💪 https://t.co/p6zYUHYBIX

Stop that Antony.

+3 points 🔥 Well done, guys! 👏🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽 #alômãe #gratidão #doperi https://t.co/Cpdegk0zAY

カオナス　#精霊馬2022

If i saw this in someone’s house, i would leave and never come back.

capitalism has truly killed the art of having a hobby and doing an activity for the sole purpose of enjoying it. now everything has to be a side hustle or you feel like it’s a waste of time

９月１３日（火）よる１０時 初プライム帯で １時間SP決定しました🎉 いつも応援して頂き ありがとうございます！ #それスノ1時間SP #それスノ　#SnowMan

I’ve decided to endorse @RepLizCheney for the Republican nomination for the House seat In Wyoming it’s my first time endorsing in a GOP primary. But I think Al Franken’s support will carry a lot of weight with WY Republicans.

「こんなところで会えるなんて」 https://t.co/DvryS6IV2e

10 Plataformas donde puedes encontrar un trabajo 100% REMOTO 👩💻🌎 Abro 🧵

Sneaky Rascal!

Brentford are slapping us up….my phones going off….my head hurts….my heart…HELP NEEDED

真夏のしろくまフルーツポンチ🐻‍❄️🍉

so they really just be looking like that https://t.co/pyafr9129u

[PELECEHAN] Istri saya mendapat pelecehan berupa chat di grup pertemanan kantornya. Cerita berawal saat istri diminta menjadi model foto produk kantornya. https://t.co/Mk5WJl9s81

シリーズ最新作『劇場版 PSYCHO-PASS サイコパス PROVIDENCE』の制作も決定！ ティザービジュアルも解禁されました。 ぜひご期待ください！ ＃pp_anime #pp_10th

- Agradeço aos mais de 450 mil espectadores que nos acompanharam ao vivo nessa entrevista de quase 3 horas. Grande audiência! 👍.

My club 💙

nossa vsf esse vídeo não dá

today is the most taylor swift date. august - 13 - 22

If you ever were wondering why such a fuss over Independence Day, just ask these two people. They will explain it better than any lecture can. Jai Hind. 🇮🇳

Kitten discovers it has paws.. 😅

Goal. Mbeumo makes it 4-0. #MUFC || #BREMUN

Just Read The Instructions

Grandpa showing the kids how it was done in the 80s

Captured #TheSandman

Erik ten Hag: “The team has to take the responsibility. I feel sorry for the fans”. 🚨🔴 #MUFC “I asked them to play with belief and take responsibility, that is what they didn't do”, told Sky.

🏡

Rand Paul is now calling to repeal the Espionage Act after the world learned Donald Trump is under investigation for violating it. When I am elected to the Senate, you will never have to question my loyalty to our country.

" i cant go out today im busy" Me being busy :

Liverpool next

This shit got me crying

Bom dia! Hoje é dia 1️⃣3️⃣⭐ Faltam 50 dias para...

Hidden Strife - a familiar feeling #jean #diluc #kaeya #barbara

Get this! Former Trump aide Garrett Ziegler posted the personal info of FBI agents purportedly involved with the search at Mar-a-Lago — along with links to one of their kids’ social media accounts! Who else thinks the bastard should be arrested? ✋

Them: Dragon Ball isn't real, you won't hurt us with that Me:

A turtle sleeping.. 🎥 IG: charlottepiho

本日13:00から放送！ 嬉しいご報告があります！ #それスノ　#SnowMan

Trump lawyers signed off that no more classified documents were at Mar-a-Lago in June. Then the FBI found more. Yikes. They’re screwed.

Mommy and her baby.. 😊

wtf

I'm trying to cheer myself up this afternoon. What happened to Salman Rushdie preys on my mind.

Damn, RIP to this dude Teddy Ray. This video will for sure live on forever. 🙏🏾

The most nominations in Ballon d'Or history 👏

リコリス・シティーハンター https://t.co/bcOIpLLqTl

／ 「SK∞ エスケーエイト」 新作OVA＆TVシリーズ第２期制作決定！ ＼ TVシリーズのメインスタッフ陣が続投！ 続報にご期待ください🛹✨ 監督 #内海紘子 シリーズ構成 #大河内一楼 キャラクターデザイン #千葉道徳 アニメーション制作 #ボンズ 🔗 https://t.co/gssCYuH5So #sk_8 #エスケーエイト

HIKAKINさん何事もなくてよかった... あったかくなってもうだいぶたつけどまだまだ不審者はいるんだね... 普通に怖いて。 #オールスター大運動会

If you think it’s a coincidence that Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer became a federal judge and that very same judge, of thousands of judges, was the person to sign off on the Mar-a-Lago search warrant you haven’t been paying attention!

家に出現したヤモリを4歳児が飼いたいときかないので虫カゴに入れて飼う事にした。ヤモリは生きた虫が餌なので今まで避けてきたが、意を決してコオロギの生き餌を注文した。今朝見たらヤモリが虫カゴから逃げていなくなっていた。明日生きたコオロギが100匹届く。

she sat down with the president of disney channel & said “i wanna make history” & that’s exactly what this is https://t.co/4HMPoSzma0

Saw on Facebook, would immediately watch.

#思い出夏フォト 5日目📷 水を張ったタライに足を浸せば、暑さもスッと和らいでーー。 ニーゴだけの避暑地にみんなで集合！ミクも嬉しそうです♪ イラストはsaihate（@saihate_D3）さんに担当いただきました✨ #プロセカ

Gabriel Jesus at Arsenal

best application of this meme I've seen

Happy belated birthday to my Billy Joel loving, croc wearing, wise beyond years superstar friend. May we sing Hamilton at the top of our lungs for many years to come. 💗

IEさんが亡くなってから60日、初盆とのことです #C100 #C100_cos https://t.co/yuwVaLfS58

today is the only day you can retweet this.

So nice to play my first game at the Etihad in front of the fans. No better feeling! 🔵 #mancity

💀💀💀

QUE PLACER SENTARTE A LLORAR EN ESTA DUCHA https://t.co/GMRAFsT37c

logico se ta na agua eh pq ta limpo https://t.co/G9znMSs1kc

This is the video you didn’t know you needed to see today! tt/hubertthebird

Gary Neville didn't hold back 😮

This explains everything https://t.co/lIqsLGignC

Hi, can someone help me find this person??????? ❤️❤️🥹

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

periodista: ¿cómo ves Barcelona? *proceden a robar un bolso*

Billboard China First Issue Cover #MAGICMAN @billboard . #jacksonwang  #잭슨 #王嘉爾  #TEAMWANGrecords @teamwangofcl https://t.co/sNpflrNLEx

I think, 25 years later, it’s pretty goddamn safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.

噎せ返る

誕生日おめでとう！ジェミン！！ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♡ JAEMIN! #HAPPYJAEMINDAY #JAEMIN #NCT https://t.co/yMsD4Km0uP

far away august 26, 12am est 2 MORE WEEKS TILL the other side 🤘🏻 pre-order: https://t.co/6Cs6Y8aTcw pre-save: https://t.co/JQKLgx4Hz6 #theotherside #faraway #theotherside_MarkTuan #MT1 #MarkTuan #Mark #마크 #段宜恩 https://t.co/n77b8KkS1u

my favorite little found family

Piece of cake at Brentford (@BrentfordFC) 💷 £0

🍒🍒🍒🍒 went up against me but she didn’t survive. On applications I ✍🏽 PRESSURE cuz dats what I apply. 🍒🍒🍒🍒

I’m thinking you will call for the Glazers to sell the club, after not saying it once while they paid you. https://t.co/WvkH3FIAOt

*querer expresar y decir tanto* - yo

【🎉#Noctyx Half Anniversary Goods🎉】 Here's a sneak peek at the newly drawn illustration!👀 Stay tuned for more info!! #NIJISANJI_EN

WTF YAOI MANGA NOW HAS BILLBOARDS

- Valeu pelo presente, @neymarjr ! Parabéns pelo jogão de hoje! Com a graça de Deus, este será o seu ano. Estamos todos na torcida!

Brentford 4-0 Man Utd. Trust me

Pain.

Sketch of the ocean in ms paint.

imagine you finally get a notification for your first Tinder match and you open it and it’s an advertisement for She-Hulk https://t.co/kHhVAbrWLK

así se siente tener entre 20-30 años

Van Gogh Alive Art Exhibition https://t.co/1GLLzAblHH

BREAKING: Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr. violated Major League Baseball’s performance-enhancing drug policy and is facing a suspension, sources familiar with the situation told ESPN.

🎣❤🎣❤　#さかまた飼育日記

“respondeu ao seu story” isso que é elite, não tem erro!!

今見ても全然ファウルだな

高円寺のゆるキャラやばくないですか

2023 é em 4 meses e ainda estou processando 2020

控室。上から丸見え説。 https://t.co/RBzKJqcjSK

Messi, how many players were better than you last season? Messi:

Edu worked for five months on that Gabriel Jesus deal, meeting with his agents and pushing to make him the star of new Arsenal project. ⚪️🔴⭐️ #AFC It was not an easy one, as many top clubs were involved until the end. Arteta wanted GJ as absolute priority. …not a bad start.

I had a dream Man U lost 4-0. God abeg

Incredible 😂

僕「どうやって？」

you will never convince me there is a logical reason to have this many products like what in the hell ????

ter pai em 2022 é muito gourmet, acho chique

Her: Come over Him: I can't, my car isn't road-legal Her: I'm home alone Him:

Sanctuary 🇰🇪❤️ https://t.co/CeO3XXJKMX

ストリーマー運動会で不審者乱入とか完全な放送事故だろ　警備どうなってんだヒカキンの隣まで来てるのもやばいし凶器持ってたりしたら終わってたでしょこれ

Made with Passion

Cristiano Ronaldo starts today for Manchester United vs Brentford. 🚨🔴 #MUFC

keep flying that Trump flag bro, it's a fucking awesome way to let your neighbors know that you're cool with treason

Manchester United is a small club now

MSNBC confirms that the “Espionage Act” being used in the warrant means that there was evidence that Trump had transferred information to a third party (foreign gov’t or organization). This is a whole new level of treachery.

megan fox broke up with mgk??? love that for her

鎮まりたまへ

Aaron Hickey on Cristiano Ronaldo 🤣😂👊🏽

wait, are you telling me that the guy who lied about bone spurs and lied about hush money and lied about his Ukraine call and lied about a hurricane and lied about covid and lied about the election has been lying to the Department of Justice? oh come on get the fuck out of here

pérola

OH MY GOODNESS GABBY! 🔥🔥🔥 An absolutely outrageous curling effort from @GabrielJesus9 fires us into the lead at Emirates Stadium! 🔴 1-0 🦊 (23)

Took a lot of advanced planning for Trump to declassify the documents that FBI agents would later plant at his home

ビックサイト入口に居た男性スタッフの方へ。 強風によって私の手から飛ばされていったサークル入場チケットを果敢な飛び込みスライディングで咄嗟に掴まえてくださりありがとうございました。 貴方のおかげで無事入場し、時間内に設営まで終わらせる事が出来ました。 #コミックマーケット100

台詞の清書を進めています。

They wanna b us so bad

Cycle of life 😌

First African woman to be nominated for the Ballon d'Or 🥵

Remember when Trump signed an executive order to lower the cost is prescription drugs and Joe Biden reversed it his first day in office?

It only took Timo Werner 36 minutes to score on his RB Leipzig return! ⚽

Man Utd plays Liverpool next week

What if Breaking Bad was an early 2000s adult animated Thriller that was canceled after 13 eps Had a lot of fun drawing this one

Guy makes a food and water dispenser for stray dogs Honor and Kindness

THANK YOU SO MUCH! #ACEBED #에이스침대 와 다시 함께하게 되어 기쁩니다:) 모두 좋은 잠 쌓으시길🌙 https://t.co/2T1OMCuOPd

Foul on Kai plus offside from Richarlison. Shocking.

WHAT A GOAL! 😲

Jiggle jiggle, wiggle wiggle.. 😂

You know how strong you gotta be to bite icecream https://t.co/ilMJGBTwtm

Can’t stop thinking about this tweet

巻き込まれて嵐 https://t.co/qR2Fk9sIMk

David de Gea: “I cost three points to my team today and it was a poor performance from myself. It was a horrible day”, told @ShamoonHafez. 🚨🔴 #MUFC De Gea personally asked to do the post match interview.

bro breathing hard as hell it’s one of them trips https://t.co/pfKTBNvqS9

My OC April wearing a summer outfit.

Two games. Two wins. Let's go, Gooners! ✌️ 🔴 4-2 🦊 (FT) #ARSLEI

I held a Top Secret Security Clearance. If I had taken documents home with me I would have lost my career and would have spent time in Leavenworth. Anyone else caught with what they found in Mar-a-Lago would go to prison for a long time. That’s a FACT!

Marc joins the growing list of Spanish Blues! 🇪🇸

動画投稿ーー！夏スペシャル動画。何故かわかりませんがめちゃくちゃ笑えると思います。編集しててツボに入りました。どうぞーー⇒「 キヨの声に似すぎている 」と噂のGTAに出てくる日本人の声を本人が聞く https://t.co/Jh0Q3EZMyL @YouTubeより 🙀なんか超久々に10分という動画を上げた気がする🙀

結婚しました♡ 三匹で頑張っていきます！

🔟❤️💙

MAÑANA VUELVE IBAI CUBITO.

This scene alone belongs in the reality TV hall of fame 😭😭😭

Por isso eu não ligo para os comentários maldosos, nenhuma crítica, nenhuma maldade entra aqui…Porque o que importa é ver meu pai e minha mãe felizes! Obrigado por fazer isso pelo meu Pai❤️ @Ronaldo A alegria dele é a minha🙏🏻 RECEBAAAAAAAA

placer n°13: abrazar a alguien después de mucho tiempo 🥺

me when i see the same vid of homelander having a break down for the thousand time

Smart picnic thanks to water energy👏

Maybe it’s just me, but I frankly don’t give a damn what the Trump cultists think. There’s no point in trying to “understand them” or “win them over.” They’re a lost cause. Honestly, they can all go f*ck themselves.

La violencia recientemente registrada en Jalisco, Guanajuato, Chihuahua y Baja California, no se debe a que la seguridad pública no dependa de los militares. Se debe al proyecto irresponsable y fallido del presidente. @lopezobrador_ Buena noche.

Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur. What are the referee and #VAR doing? That was unbelievable 🤷🏼‍♂️🙈 #CheTot

Sitcoms will never reach the peak of this scene https://t.co/lbgQHg8BOV

essa semana vou atrás de comprar uma camisa da seleção verde e amarela que exale a energia falsificação que tenha escrito kaká 10 que o tecido seja transparente e que de longe as pessoas percebam que eu paguei 30 reais é essa estética que quero ter

Thinking a lot about Adam Schiff’s words this week: “He has betrayed our national security, and he will do so again… You cannot constrain him. He is who he is. Truth matters little to him. What’s right matters even less, and decency matters not at all.”

コミケで映画泥棒のCMを再現してみた動画のクオリティーが高すぎるから皆見て

when will the uk move forward as a society and accept that late night cafe/bakery culture is the only way

“are u okay?” no i need more money

Legendary ✊️

@teslaownersSV I hope there is a self-sustaining city on Mars in 20 years!

Mbappé desistindo e virando as costas pro lance depois de não receber o passe que queria (já imagino a choradeira e a encheção de saco se fosse outro jogador aí)

they be lettin white folks post ANYTHING on tiktok https://t.co/iXjqMz9Rwh

🐻🕺🏻✨ #카이 #KAI #EXO #엑소 #weareoneEXO @hpfsydney2022 #hallyupopfest #feelnewsydney #feelNSW #Sydney https://t.co/4WwrJ0rD4u

Marsai’s Kingdom of FarFar Away! https://t.co/fZ8HgsDGLJ

เสร็จงานแล้ว เหนื่อยเหลือเกิน ขอบคุณกำลังใจของทุกคนมากงับ ยังคงสู้ต่อเพื่อเพิ่มความสุขให้กับทุกคนงับ อิอิ 😊😇 #apocolleagues #Nnattawin #ImGladtohaveAPO

A felicidade do doguinho por voltar a correr 🥺

Good night 💜💜 #barcodetin

crime contra a identidade visual de domínio público: maionese em sachê amarelo

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Somewhere in Norway Ole G is sitting. Maybe fishing. Watching the sunset. And probably thinking to himself: - How did I manage to be second in the Premier League with those players. I must be a magician

i just come on twitter to talk to myself and laugh

Impressive foresight on the part of Trump to issue a “standing order” eighteen months ago to declassify the documents the FBI planted this week at Mar-a-Lago.

Nick Pope. 🙄

Pierre Aubameyang deal. Chelsea will be in contact with Barcelona through intermediaries during the weekend to discuss conditions of deal, and then decide on first bid. 🚨🔵 #CFC …and it’s absolutely not over yet for Wesley Fofana. Chelsea plan is to try again in the next days.

Anthony Taylor needs to never officiate another Chelsea match

Fullmetal Alchemist By 戊一口

wtf?? Mais c’est Xavier Dupont de ligonnes là, la vie c’est le même mais avec 10ans de plus c’est effrayant carrément https://t.co/RbA2Swtam6

WOW. Jaw dropping. FBI says Ned’s School Survival Guide was never formally declassified.

Broke = I got money that I don't want to spend

I’m on black dude side lol that shit corny just hoop bro https://t.co/VByziPqZtM

Manchester United in August 2022

Tina Lula13 canon

Aweeeeee 🤗🤗

comic by @wawawiwacomics

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Billiam 🧡🧡🧡 https://t.co/sUihefFSpT

odeio genuinamente todos que andam devagar na minha frente

Man Utd fans to their players

The future of hand gesture powered electronics

Disney X Bleach is the wildest of wild cards I never saw coming for 2022

the store is open for business

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I have yet to hear a single Republican address a very simple, basic, fundamental, threshold question. Forget the legalities. Forget the Democrats, DOJ, Garland, FBI, Hillary, Obama, Hunter, and just answer this: Why did he take them?

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Erik ten Hag becomes the first Man United manager in over 100 years to lose their first two league games 😳

これもまた神話 #にじさんじ甲子園

nesse dia dos pais queria homenagear meu pai que é um super herói! homem invisível não vejo ele desde 2006

Un colgado ha metido un GP2 en una autopista de la República Checa. La policía no ha podido identificar al conductor y lo están buscando

Una amiga hace algunos años me dijo: la gente que discute, es porque en el fondo quiere solucionar. El día que no discutas, esta más que terminado.

Did Donald Trump steal top secret documents? Yes. Should that distract from the fact Democrats just capped your Medicare prescription drug costs at $2,000? No.

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[17'S 호시] 리허설and본무대 #NowSVT https://t.co/6txWLDIFYu

Hello fellow Haikyuu fans how are you doing

i highly enjoy this genre

Here’s your Chelsea team news today! 🔵 @ParimatchGlobal | #CheTot

THE CAPTIONS ARE UNIQUE LIKE BTS LMAO https://t.co/XwgvA8z6AF

ちょーーー熱かった！！🔥 神速高校準優勝おめでとうすぎ！！！ 黛先輩とバッテリー組ませてくれた葛葉監督に感謝だ⚾️ バッテリー2人の可愛いファンアート教えてくれたりして、黛先輩も喜んでた！！😭✨ ほんと最高の企画！みんなみんなお疲れ様でした！！！ #にじさんじ甲子園

This lamp reminds me of my semester in Italy https://t.co/OTiH15Kb2u

Last time I tried to move an image in a word doc

Thank u #Singapore ! Too amazing to move on 🥺 Now heading to #LA 💋 #MAGICMAN sept 9th

I'm horrified by the cowardly attack on Salman Rushdie and praying for his speedy recovery. As he once wrote: “A poet's work [is] to name the unnamable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it from going to sleep.”

me finding the exact solution to my problem after typing “reddit” at the end of my google search question

I am so sick and tired of donald fucking trump.

George Pickens is a menace 💀

I smoke weed before going to smoke weed with other people

#CheTot. Stamford Bridge. Let’s do it! 👊

Happy Independence Day / Diamond Jubilee Celebrations to great Pakistani Nation from Armed Forces of Pakistan. عزم عالی شان - شاد رہے پاکستان Pakistan Zindabad!

As a kid, the one creepypasta I thought was actually real was the Russian Sleep Experiment because it sounded so real. Then I found out it was made up and the original image is literally just a Halloween decoration. https://t.co/EMqw1bBT0H

feliz dia dos pais para o maior da televisão vulgo phil dunphy https://t.co/HHpxGEF0iX

End of an Era as the Big Bull of the Dalal Street , #RakeshJhunjhunwala passes away. Condolences to his family and loved ones. Om Shanti 🙏

made this

Sancho vs Brentford | highlights | Scary Hours 😈😈 | Kennington where it started 🔥🔥🔥

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Junk food kills 11 million people every year. Smoking kills 7 million people every year. Alkohol kills 3 million people every year. Narcotics kills 11 million people every year. Monkey pox kills 5 people and it’s a worldwide health emergency.

The tail.. 😅

Ron DeSantis went on Hannity and things got SPICY

Lucky man ?

JaBria really is a superstar https://t.co/g4C4MWXq9N

メロスが夏コミに行く話 (1/2) https://t.co/JvzK5OR7w7

コミケで無駄にクオリティが高い厚切りジェイソンのコスプレをしてる人がいてよくよく聞いたら厚切りジェイソン本人だったって話めちゃくちゃ好きw https://t.co/CO8OkuUs5h

ROMELU LUKAKU SCORES ON HIS RETURN TO INTER 🇮🇹

lontrinha abraçando uma lontrinha de pelúcia

o primeiro ato dos BRICS https://t.co/lDZcZHq123

me pone muy mal que los refugios siempre tengan los nombres mas tristes del mundo tipo colitasatropelladas patitassinhogar gatitosmonotributistas perritosqueestudianenfilosofiayletras

Me equivoqué.

Teddy Ray gave us "You 36". "You are GOOD". "Double cheeked up"... These are staples in the culture. Bro is gonna live forever. Rest in peace.

これがやりたかったんですよ #C100コスプレ

Marjorie Taylor Greene just said she opposes solar panels because she thinks they would cause the lights to turn off at night. https://t.co/BDeVSlbitG

‘Baby fever 🥺🥺🥺’ - someone that will jump off a balcony if her period is late

Le culot n'a jamais connu un niveau autant stratosphérique mdrr https://t.co/zUXJJOU4Kw

Paul was born with no feet, but it’s okay because we are having some special little shoes made for him 🥲 Welcome to Knuckle Bump Farms, Paul! https://t.co/755TrY5lR5

Anyone who stands with Salman Rushdie today, but did not stand with Nupur Sharma - who did not even blaspheme (if at all there is such a thing) - is an unscrupulous, unintelligent, irrational, blockheaded, illogical, feeding on darbari crumbs, psychopathic hypocrite.