#IfIOwnedTwitter I would permanently suspend Trump's account.
#IfIOwnedTwitter There would be a glitter button. If someone hits the glitter button on your post.....you know it was good. https://t.co/AYJ4TQIge4
#IfIOwnedTwitter... “You would get an edit button... You would get an edit button... And you would get an edit button... Yes, you, too—you would get an edit button... And you would get an edit button...” https://t.co/eM5hBG3Dmm
there would be an "unsend" feature for those tweets you didn't mean to send #IfIOwnedTwitter https://t.co/S1sxcvsOSV
#IfIOwnedTwitter I would send everyone these pencils to help them tweet without grammatical errors. https://t.co/hNjDbJNa6q
#IfIOwnedTwitter trumps account would be disabled, do you agree?
Fascism can't happen here?
You're seeing it RIGHT NOW.
Trump will go down, but the treasonous GOP & their MAGA's will continue to be a threat.
#ShouldBeInTheConstitution #IfIOwnedTwitter Trump Hotel Mike Kelly Judge Brann golfing G-20 Happy Birthday Rick Adnan DENIED AS MOOT https://t.co/xJc9ZEdTVs
I would put warning labels on really important news, so everyone would look, read, and repost it.
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴.
#IfIOwnedTwitter I’d return freedom of speech to the people and wouldn’t censor the Truth.
“You shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall set you FREE.”
Not gonna lie #IfIOwnedTwitter I would find out what is #MitchMcConnell 's source of power.
I would use it to wipe that smug ass smile off of his face.
I would use it to make him do his job or make him resign.
#IfIOwnedTwitter it would be mandatory to retweet me once an hour
Now Donald is calling Covid19 deaths "fake news." #IfIOwnedTwitter, this would be his last tweet. https://t.co/hCYxeupZDI
#IfIOwnedTwitter i would simply #VerifyCorpse
#IfIOwnedTwitter I would ban all the fuckin maps and zoos
#IfIOwnedTwitter feminist women would be able to discuss the reality of the female sex without their accounts getting suspended.
I'D SUSPEND EVERY MF THAT HAS
BEEN RUDE TO ME AND BAN THEM
FOR LIFE. AND WHEN BEFORE THE ALERT WILL GO IN THE TRENDING TO THEM WITH A FUCK YOU 🤬 https://t.co/B8bc0PWUII
#IfIOwnedTwitter, not sure if Dismissed, Room Rater, golfing, Mike Kelly, Judge Brann, Guatemala, G-20, and Milton would be trending... but who knows?? https://t.co/PvpFNjMWc8
#IfIOwnedTwitter I’d add a feature that tells certain users you’ve been chosen to be apart of the @verified
team you will now have a special feature to verify yourself and people/brands you think may need to be verified choose wisely or you can lose this privilege easily
I would put everyone’s timeline back in order!
I would also pick random people monthly and give them a few stacks. 🤷🏽♀️
#IfIOwnedTwitter, I’d hire brilliant #AI researchers to build a “crawl” that instantly combed past tweets vs. any proposed new tweet in search of hypocritical or contrary positions. If found, a tweet would be flagged
“DISREGARD = THIS IS DECEITFUL DOUBLE-DEALING FRAUD” https://t.co/OfXaVEpLJq
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#IfIOwnedTwitter I'd ban all the annoying ass white girls who spam kpop fancams whenever someone dies
#IfIOwnedTwitter I would make a ballot where if someone votes for a specific person or if votes are on you & when you get enough votes or someone gets enough votes they would get exile for a week. After that a 3 month cool down will begin.