James Bond

Dear @MisterPreda, you are Martha Stewart, Mary Poppins and James Bond all rolled into one. Love you. Happy birthday!

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Are heteronormative assumptions oppressing you? Then meet the new James Bond. https://t.co/Nqo9UMugbb

Why isn't James Bond in Smash Bros? https://t.co/tht6nhTfHb

I so want to see @DanielNewman as a future James Bond! https://t.co/ayBWxAMuDM

BREAKING: In a shock announcement, producers of the James Bond movie franchise have named little known Australian politician, Andrew Broad to play the super spy in the next 3 installments. A spokesman said "Andrew's perfect - he's been secretly playing the role for years" #auspol

When twenty-something girls reject me publicly, I refer them to the federal police. Because that's absolutely what James Bond would do.

How's Broad's form, putting his age down by 8 years & calling himself James Bond FFS 😂 Wouldn't it make more sense if he was on a 'sugar daddy' site to put his age up? 🐝 😂🤣😂🤣 #auspol

I feel 100 pc certain James Bond has smoother moves than "I can ride a horse"

While everyone is pulling jokes about Andrew “James Bond-Sugar Daddy” Broad’s crass behaviour towards women; I’m just depressed knowing he will get away with it, suffer no consequences and most likely get a Ciobo style promotion when they think we have all forgotten. #Auspol

The name is Bond

Position Vacant: Can you? ride a horse 🐎 Fly a plane 🛫 fuck your career 💼 If you broadly fit the criteria contact the Nationals recruitment office. *ability to impersonate James Bond would be looked upon favourably. #auspol

The person below is secretly James Bond.

hmmm incestuous orgy .....oh don’t think that .... no just hooking up online ...our funds have been spent here somewhere you know it has DECEIT LIES COVER UPS .⁦@The_Nationals⁩ he must be sacked as an MP he is untrustworthy James Bond Pfft ! Tweedle Dumm More like https://t.co/4T6asESKIh

[AUTOPROMO ENCORE & ENCORE] : Les Espions de la terreur (@HarperCollinsFR ) sur les ondes de la @RTBF. "Oubliez OSS 117 et James Bond. Oubliez le cinéma. Le service de renseignement du groupe terroriste État islamique est bien réel..." https://t.co/EArbKzTmIL

God what a wanker. "James Bond".. seriously? Would be laughable only it's too pathetic. -Andrew Broad resigns from Morrison ministry over bombshell sex scandal allegations https://t.co/ws2fiu5XXr via @smh

Hahahaha. It took just hours for the AFP to investigate and confirm no offence was committed in revealing the details of #sugarbabygate! Tough luck Andrew Broad. Or should I say, James Bond. 😂 #auspol https://t.co/zxeQTRYmI7

Look let's let he who hasn't hired a sugar baby on a Government business trip to Hong Kong while referring to themselves as "James Bond" cast the first stone. #Auspol #Broad

Aqua Restaurant in Hong Kong, where former Morrison govt minister Andrew Broad (aka James Bond) took his sugar baby for a date. Yes Australia, we the taxpayers paid for THIS! #auspol #sugarbabygate

@Henry_Belot @Marcdawson Broad. Reported. The. Woman. To. The. AFP. Let that sink in. HE thinks SHE did something wrong. James Bond he ain’t. #Malleerooter #SugarBabyGate

#SugarBaby Andrew Broad liked to be referred to as James Bond and told woman he would have to throw his phone away after their encounter as he was very important. Michael McCormack knew of the scandal two weeks ago. #auspol https://t.co/KWzvvfsOcd

Rooting and Rorting - Thats the Nats for you Andrew Broad aka "James Bond" was the first to call for Barnaby to step down. To get rid of them you have to put them last on the ballot.... https://t.co/ynqW9U1MIy

@broad4mallee you left out that part of your day where you were sexting prostitutes in Hong Kong and claiming to be James Bond! You must now be DESELECTED for the #auspol seat of Mallee. @ScottMorrisonMP @DarrenChesterMP @The_Nationals #hypocrite

Jesse is such a royal tool @TLC He’s so full of himself! Motivational speaking? Darcy is still hitting him up? Plus the fucking tuxedo. He thinks he is James Bond & is changing lives. He has fans?? The host is cracking me up calling him out. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceLive

@GCobber99 @jurylady5 U MEAN the Muppet James Bond

Your government at work. Scott Morrison’s Ministry contained Andrew Broad, who fantasised he was James Bond to impress his #Sugarbaby #auspol https://t.co/pWy40FMtUy

@lizzielove @johncutlefish 😂 We’re working through the James Bond films but replacing one of the words with “ProdPad” ... currently on her Majesty’s Secret ProdPad 👑

@BBAATTEESSYY 4. The book it was based on by James Bond author Ian Fleming was ‘James Bond’ by Ian Fleming.

@AzamJamil53 He is piece of Shitty art 🎨 one and only @TahaSSiddiqui who fight with 12 Isi guys alone and managed to escape with only dirty shirt. Now MashAllah he got French passport due to this James bond act with ISI 😂

@daorgu_ #TalDíaComoHoy se cumplen 50 años del estreno en Reino Unido del musical #ChittyChittyBangBang basada en la novela de Ian Fleming y producida por Albert Broccoli, (creador y productor de la saga de James Bond). Fue nominada a un Oscar y 2 Globos de Oro. Diciembre 16 1969

@James_Jeffrey I can’t believe you didn’t use Lazenby - the other Australian bond...

@Ptjbrad @realDonaldTrump Its like going to work for a James Bond villain.... It never ends well....

Yuuya: Is literally James Bond

Non, « Golden Shower » n’est pas le titre du prochain James Bond, mais c’est quand même une aventure… https://t.co/FqzNdEzecE

Revenge, madness, sex 🤔🤔 sounds like a James Bond movie https://t.co/ixCI9beswi

@MichaelTiyce Thank you Michael, between Andrew Broad & his foray into fantasy as James Bond no less & the Troy Rowling text it’s been quite an ugly week for conservative men

Jetzt muss nur noch James Bond in den Dienst von Bundespräsident Steinmeier treten, dann versteht auch May was sie da tut... #Rolls_Roys verlegt Werk wegen #Brexit nach Deutschland https://t.co/UmKk3EZRIi

@Triplejay58 Apparently she's being referred to the AFP. That's what happens when you refuse the advances of some sleazy older guy who's married and calls himself James Bond!

@JasonRitter Movie Pitch: @JasonRitter IS OUR NEXT JAMES BOND!

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James Bond

If I was given the task of making James Bond films, I'd set them in the 1960s so that they are more cohesive with the first lot of films.

@DavidBHayter Woah, David, you're james bond now?

@vanbadham To be ever known in the corridors of power as Bond....James Bond.

Day sixteen of our James Bond Advent Calendar! Next episode out later! https://t.co/cRjUl9QVDt

@samanthamaiden @TheNewDailyAu Haha.... James Bond chasing sugar babies in Hong Kong. Movie release on 25 December at a screen near you. https://t.co/RxkgQ4xMhh

@JstBelowTweetz deion sanders is james bond

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James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang. #Teamfollowback

@elonmusk do you still own the James Bond Lotus Esprit?

@markdreyfusQCMP @rainey_knight You mean James Bond- The poor old tax payer has had enough.

@bugwannostra @The_Nationals That’s so disgustingly seedy. Do people actually behave like that. Ugh. James bloody Bond.

Broad has tried to hide behind an AFP investigation. In other words it’s all Amy’s fault. Probably lied to the DPM about what went on. She’s got wind and said hang on but I’ve got all these txts from the slimy James Bond wannabe. Well played Amy #auspol

Just resigned Australian politician caught big noting on the taxpayers purse had the temerity to refer to himself as a James Bond! Maybe to impress the wife...NOT..Geez these people!

These words might come back to bite James Bond on the arse.... "The Nationals MP said those doing the wrong thing were answerable to the electorate, who were willing to vote out anyone acting unethically" https://t.co/6hNXYFGmLG

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@IainRSinclair As a kid, I'd look in the mirror and say,"Name is Bond, James Bond" the way May looks in mirror and screams, "I'm Hillary Clinton Motherfucker! HaHaHaHaHa!!"

@BevanShields I just keep hearing the James Bond theme music in my head. https://t.co/BCwFualDnF