BREAKING: In a shock announcement, producers of the James Bond movie franchise have named little known Australian politician, Andrew Broad to play the super spy in the next 3 installments. A spokesman said "Andrew's perfect - he's been secretly playing the role for years" #auspol
While everyone is pulling jokes about Andrew “James Bond-Sugar Daddy” Broad’s crass behaviour towards women; I’m just depressed knowing he will get away with it, suffer no consequences and most likely get a Ciobo style promotion when they think we have all forgotten. #Auspol
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If you broadly fit the criteria contact the Nationals recruitment office.
*ability to impersonate James Bond would be looked upon favourably.
hmmm incestuous orgy .....oh don’t think that .... no just hooking up online ...our funds have been spent here somewhere you know it has DECEIT LIES COVER UPS .@The_Nationals he must be sacked as an MP he is untrustworthy James Bond Pfft ! Tweedle Dumm More like https://t.co/4T6asESKIh
[AUTOPROMO ENCORE & ENCORE] : Les Espions de la terreur (@HarperCollinsFR ) sur les ondes de la @RTBF. "Oubliez OSS 117 et James Bond. Oubliez le cinéma. Le service de renseignement du groupe terroriste État islamique est bien réel..."
God what a wanker. "James Bond".. seriously? Would be laughable only it's too pathetic. -Andrew Broad resigns from Morrison ministry over bombshell sex scandal allegations https://t.co/ws2fiu5XXr via @smh
Hahahaha. It took just hours for the AFP to investigate and confirm no offence was committed in revealing the details of #sugarbabygate!
Tough luck Andrew Broad. Or should I say, James Bond. 😂 #auspol https://t.co/zxeQTRYmI7
#SugarBaby Andrew Broad liked to be referred to as James Bond and told woman he would have to throw his phone away after their encounter as he was very important. Michael McCormack knew of the scandal two weeks ago. #auspol https://t.co/KWzvvfsOcd
Rooting and Rorting - Thats the Nats for you
Andrew Broad aka "James Bond" was the first to call for Barnaby to step down.
To get rid of them you have to put them last on the ballot.... https://t.co/ynqW9U1MIy
Jesse is such a royal tool @TLC
He’s so full of himself! Motivational speaking? Darcy is still hitting him up? Plus the fucking tuxedo. He thinks he is James Bond & is changing lives. He has fans??
The host is cracking me up calling him out.
@AzamJamil53 He is piece of Shitty art 🎨 one and only @TahaSSiddiqui who fight with 12 Isi guys alone and managed to escape with only dirty shirt. Now MashAllah he got French passport due to this James bond act with ISI 😂
@daorgu_ #TalDíaComoHoy se cumplen 50 años del estreno en Reino Unido del musical #ChittyChittyBangBang basada en la novela de Ian Fleming y producida por Albert Broccoli, (creador y productor de la saga de James Bond). Fue nominada a un Oscar y 2 Globos de Oro. Diciembre 16 1969
Jetzt muss nur noch James Bond in den Dienst von Bundespräsident Steinmeier treten, dann versteht auch May was sie da tut...
#Rolls_Roys verlegt Werk wegen #Brexit nach Deutschland
Broad has tried to hide behind an AFP investigation. In other words it’s all Amy’s fault. Probably lied to the DPM about what went on. She’s got wind and said hang on but I’ve got all these txts from the slimy James Bond wannabe.
Well played Amy
These words might come back to bite James Bond on the arse.... "The Nationals MP said those doing the wrong thing were answerable to the electorate, who were willing to vote out anyone acting unethically" https://t.co/6hNXYFGmLG