*JAMIE DIMON: “I REGRET AND SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE" CHINA COMMENT
Xi just banned all JPM mandates?
BREAKING: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says he regrets and "should not have made" a quip that his bank is likely to outlast China's Communist Party https://t.co/V807PqxrsO
Jamie Dimon made the comment as a joke about how JP Morgan and the CCP were both 100 years old. But for Beijing, jokes are no longer allowed so he has to express regret. A tiny but telling data point about the world today. https://t.co/2VOrZBPX3v
Re: Jamie Dimon the extent to which US-China economic integration is exporting Chinese speech norms to America is a big problem that nobody is working on.
Yet another peon supplicates to his true overlord.
LeBron James. John Cena. Now Jamie Dimon.
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JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon quipped that his bank is likely to outlast China’s Communist Party https://t.co/2244NxsX7Q
Today, is a good day to remember that JP Morgan Chase would not be in existence today without a $416 billion taxpayer bailout back in 2008. Yep. Jamie Dimon loves corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for the rest. https://t.co/4iT6ZE8NuA
Jamie Dimon's bank was fined:
$13 billion for mortgage fraud
$614 million for predatory lending
$55 million for discrimination
$31 million for foreclosing on military families
All while getting a $416 billion bailout allowing him to become a billionaire. Break. Them. Up. https://t.co/2U4yxr4Fkm
You know things are bad when Jamie Dimon has to apologize for stating what every right think person in this word wants to see happen regarding Communist China cc @jpmorgan
this was the first reason to like Jamie Dimon in like ever, but don’t worry, day later, “Don’t worry guys, still Jamie Dimon” https://t.co/rf2vBtFgcA
JFC… can American’s stop bending the knee constantly to the humorless, human-rights abusing, authoritarians in CCP?!
You don’t need to apologize Jamie Dimon, they need to stop the Genocide https://t.co/qXM4Wz2U5n
JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon apologized Wednesday for saying a day earlier that his financial institution would outlast China’s Communist Party.https://t.co/W2FB6NLM8Y
In a just world, Jamie Dimon would be behind bars
Jamie Dimon is like the opposite of Ren Zhengfei who’s well known for being obsessed with Huawei’s weaknesses / demise, studying other countries’ histories & business / management philosophies (US & Japan especially), & being super humble & demanding it of the entire company https://t.co/XADMJjEuJS
If you're going to apologize to China, do it like Jamie Dimon did. A brief thread on apologizing to China, and what Dimon did right.
Jamie Dimon was right: JPMorgan Chase may outlast the Chinese communist party. But to cave and walk back his joke shows him to be a stooge like his fellow apologist Diallo. Dimon should (but of course won’t) give a speech blasting China’s appalling human rights abuses #jpm
The communist had to remind Chase CEO Jamie Dimon who is really running the show , Dimon dutifully issues an apology. I think I could beat Trump... because I'm as tough as he is, I'm smarter than he is," Dimon said at an event in New York City -2018, NOT SO FAST, JAMIE https://t.co/mAkxRZ2mo1
A scramble for damage control
Jamie Dimon issues new apology after saying JPMorgan will outlast China’s Communist party https://t.co/loIjbHkLZe
I see Jamie Dimon is trending and it’s a reminder that he got a corporate bailout but we still haven’t bailed out working people struggling through pandemic.
Jamie Dimon is an absolute chad. But I'll be disappointed if he makes an apology video in mandarin.
Jamie Dimon ‘regrets’ saying JPMorgan will outlast China’s Communist party https://t.co/UcRORCO6DE
JPMorgan going into the fridge in China, for a while? Stakes are high @TorrasLuis
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🗣️It’s a fraud. - Jamie Dimon
CEO Jamie Dimon joked that JPMorgan will outlast the Chinese Communist Party during a recent trip to Hong Kong. https://t.co/W7hXZtqjOq
Dear Mr. Dimon, You have insulted the feelings of 1.4 billion Chinese people. Please apologize to all of them ... now https://t.co/1fIwRnTONP
Jamie Dimon has no spine, of course he will lick the boot.