It’s a razor scooter to ankle type of year
I’m not going to let personal attacks from the president distract me from what matters: beating this virus and keeping Washingtonians healthy.
ur somebodies dream girl don't trip
Shawty mad cause I aint text her back yet like bitch hold on,Im tryn spell gorjus
How could I best surprise people who have my notifications on?
I don’t understand downplaying 25 MILLION dollars. He gave a lot of money. More than I’ll ever make? Yes. A shit ton more than a reasonable person would ask? Yes. https://t.co/4ajgDKf5oE
On the recommendation of the White House CoronaVirus Task Force, and upon consultation with the Governor’s of New York, New Jersey and Connecticut, I have asked the @CDCgov
to issue a strong Travel Advisory, to be administered by the Governors, in consultation with the....
I miss my friends.... I can’t wait until life is normal again.
Me omw to see my boo while we’re on lockdown
what is the most addictive, time-consuming, life sucking video game? I need to throw away my time or I am going to call the hotline number from that Logic song
weekends are so depressing now dude it’s like yeah let me get out of bed to go lay on the couch I guess? take a couple naps to pass time? maybe shower? fuck
Trump-haters clearly frustrated that the American people-many of whom did not vote for him-approve of the epic job @realDonaldTrump
is doing to mitigate the #coronavirus catastrophe. He’s flamboyant & unrestrained, but he’s like General Patton, the right warrior for the fight.
Reggie Bush is the best back in college football history .... There’s not even a close second
#ThatWomanInMichigan is @GovWhitmer
. I ran against her. And though we may not always agree on everything, I know how tough she is.
Leading in crisis is hard. It’s even HARDER when the President is inept. I admire the work she’s putting in for our state. And I’ve got her back.
Tomorrow is my niece Willow’s 7th birthday. Her first birthday without her Dad (my brother), who tragically took his own life last month. Please, Twitter, show Willow some love (RT & reply) and wish her a Happy Birthday! 🎂💕 #HappyBirthdayWillow
Today the Bureau of Indian Affairs told the Mashpee Wampanoag that their reservation is being disestablished and their land is being taken out of trust. The fact that they announced this in the middle of a global crisis is evil. The cruelty of settler colonialism has no limit.
NJ and CT
Trump just said he is considering “ordering” a two-week “enforceable quarantine” of NY, NJ and CT to “restrict travel” from those states “because they are having problems down in Florida with New Yorkers going down & we don’t want that.“ Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.
My husband. the governor of Kaduna State, has tested positive for COVID-19.
Please keep us in your prayers.
*orders expensive cat bed*
*waits 5 weeks for overseas shipping*
*watches the cat ignore it for 6 months*
*finally throws it, defeated, on top of the wardrobe*