Sadly Jeff Goldblum has left the Holy Trinity.
Paul Rudd has ascended, joining Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves.
*Sees Jeff Goldblum trending*
It's always so good and refreshing when Jeff Goldblum is trendi-
*Sees why Jeff Goldblum is trending*
Jeff Goldblum is cancelled.
Never thought it would happen.
Used to think to myself "Imagine if Jeff Goldblum got cancelled"
And here it is. https://t.co/huVTjiuaXX
Jeff Goldblum: When does my new show launch on Disney+?
Publicist: November 12. Remember, press-wise, Disney wants to see a certain image, so--
Jeff Goldblum: https://t.co/mQGpEJBNwk
NO WAY JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEFENDING WOODY ALLEN GODDDD
hey remember when I was saying literally just a week ago that jeff goldblum is still pals with woody allen and a ton of people told me I had no proof and that I was maligning their precious fantasy sex man who definitely wasn't a predator? https://t.co/PR5U8jDFPj
the rumours circulating about jeff goldblum being a sexual predator also garnered more "omg i'm so betrayed!" and "there's no one we can trust!" responses than actual concern for victims.
consider this: rich people tend to be disgusting and you don't KNOW celebrities. https://t.co/5Sbe54K7kS
People are angry that Jeff Goldblum says he'd "definitely work with Woody Allen." Fair enough. But the thing they should be angry about is that Woody Allen hasn't been arrested or even charged for his pedophilia. And why no prosecutors are after him like Cosby/RKelly.
”nature finds a milkshake duck” - Jeff Goldblum
Cancel culture is alive and well and now they’re coming after Jeff Goldblum for...
Agreeing with the core tenants of our justice system. https://t.co/wF7gSKVHK1
You know there's a serious problem with the ways things have become in this country when everybody becomes angry & thinks its newsworthy because Jeff Goldblum says "there's a presumption of innocence" now they are attacking him over it https://t.co/bXg3I4JFzz https://t.co/hBoZR5KV6r
"The horror/comedy film "Transylvania 6-5000" debuted in theatres today in 1985. The film stars Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley Jr., Joseph Bologna, and Geena Davis. #80s #80smovies https://t.co/XhI3WnScAy
Well this certainly explains why Geena Davis ditched this doofus! 🤦🏼♀️
Jeff Goldblum Sticks Up for Woody Allen: ‘I Think There Is a Presumption of Innocence’ https://t.co/RdIE1MTjuW
Don’t ask me to cancel Jeff Goldblum. He’s all I had left. I’m not strong enough
#KevinOLeary is the world's first successful Dr. Moreau style specimen of an asshole with arms & legs. Like Jeff Goldblum's Fly, except with an asshole instead of a fly. https://t.co/0WqCEgqSjq
great people on twitter are now trying to cancel jeff goldblum all because he said that he stands with innocent until proven guilty a funny thing considering scarlett johansson has also said that she believes that woody allen is innocent but not one is trying to cancel her 1/2
jeff goldblum what the fuck we were all rooting for you and your beautiful hair and soothing voice
Jeff Goldblum said he would consider working with Woody Allen again, and the Internet is not okay - I for one am SOOOO over Creeps like Allen & Trump. They belong in a jail cell together. https://t.co/HWKM7wM2Kx
Jeff Goldblum defends Woody Allen, says "there's a presumption of innocence until proven guilty" https://t.co/iSgLKXHB6k
You know what?! Macaulay Culkin is my new Jeff Goldblum.
Damn that Jeff Goldblum business,,,, yeah I used to love him and i praised him a lot when it was the Thor Raganrok era but now all this stuff is coming out about him 😪 time to un-stan me thinks
rip jeff goldblum he’s not dead he’s just another shitty man in hollywood