Every time Joyce Carol Oates tweets I feel so vindicated for telling my undergrad professor that her short stories were white and mean and I just couldn’t put my finger on one reason why. He was LIVID. I hope he sees this send tweet. https://t.co/3Dhm0K2EUk
#Writing is a solitary occupation, and one of its hazards is loneliness. But an advantage of loneliness is privacy, autonomy and freedom.
JOYCE CAROL OATES
hate to say it but maybe joyce carol oates should just post more feet on main
On Joyce Carol Oates’ recommendation I have decided to start a new legacy prestige magazine. Would anyone like a staff job
googling “joyce carol oates isis” at 10 am bc i hate myself
Joyce Carol Oates tweets are like if hitting your head while getting into a car had a Twitter account.
I'm not in the business of asking interview subjects to comment on matters far outside of their purview but I would LOVE to watch a video of someone trying to explain media layoff rounds to pool cash for TikTok-friendly new hires to Joyce Carol Oates https://t.co/2Dr8I9ukQt
I'm on twitter, so yes, I've read Joyce Carol Oates
a new game show where contestants try to come up with the status quo-est response to institutional racism only one of the contestants is always Joyce carol Oates https://t.co/iI7c09wSbC
My office is in the same very old building as JCO's at Berkeley, and one day, one of my colleagues was seriously spooked because he thought he'd seen a ghost. It was not a ghost: it was Joyce Carol Oates.
I'm done complaining about the existing joyce carol oates, the time has come to start a new, better, less wretched joyce carol oates
i would’ve bullied joyce carol oates in middle school, no doubt
let's talk about how Joyce Carol Oates is a long-running twitter mvp. just logs on at seemingly random times to post the worst fucking opinions and flounce off into the ether. I could not name a single published work of hers off the top of my head but I remember that keyboard pic
Hi I'm Joyce Carol Oates and I'm a huge ugly racist. Don't believe me? I'll be back tomorrow to reiterate this
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Joyce Carol Oates: girl wtf
a New Yorker editor literally said “let’s talk about racism” and Joyce Carol Oates seeped out of the mahogany to say “not me again”
Joyce Carol Oates... usually she's so on the ball here. Surprised to see her miss on a hot button social issue like this
Joyce Carol Oates is a hack, I knew it when she visited my high school to give a speech and described her ridiculous term "anti-poetry"
Bored, might see if I can get the podcast blocked by Joyce Carol Oates
a Joyce Carol Oates themed journal called Bad Takes
Wherein esteemed author Joyce Carol Oates asks the most essential question of our time: "Why would i, esteemed Author and educator Joyce Carol Oates, want to read what black people think anyway?" https://t.co/hQrLA7HKBm
venmo requesting Joyce Carol Oates $10 million so I can start my own prestigious magazine where the fun little thing we do is ~diversity~ https://t.co/hvkdQjtzwF
say what you will about joyce carol oates
joyce carol oates telling people to start a magazine in 2021 is the funniest thing about that tweet