Verlander needs to clap some Kate Upton cheeks, have a cold one, and get ready for the Yankees. We are good.
Kate Upton must be so disappointed
After this honestly could see Kate Upton leaving Verlander for Ji-Man Choi
Tu ne peux pas avoir pitié d’un lanceur qui connaît une terrible sortie à un bien mauvais moment, quand tu sais qu’en allant faire dodo, il rangera ses pantoufles à côtés de celles de Kate Upton.
Kate upton needs to lose 22 lbs. she is building an @ElGarySanchez
At the end of the day Justin Verlander still gets to go home to Kate Upton so who’s really losing?
Someone make sure Kate Upton doesn’t get on her Twitter
Let’s all feel bad for Justin Verlander as he heads back to his luxury hotel overlooking St. Petersburg Bay and has sympathy sex with Kate Upton.....🙄
Justin Verlander is tired from all the sex.
Kate Upton drained him.
The bartender just lol’d as I updated my boyfriend on the status of the Astros/Rays game by saying, “They pulled Kate Upton’s husband out of the game because he was blowing it”
Really gotta feel for Verlander. Rough night... now home to Kate Upton.
Don’t feel sad for Justin Verlander. He still gets to go home to Kate Upton. #HOUvsTB #MLB
What’s Kate Upton gonna complain about tonight since Verlander was garbage
Poor #Verlander? ... yeah sure he’s going home to Kate Upton... don’t ever feel sorry for him.
Mr. Kate Upton looks a little upset on the mound tonight.
“Verlander gets his stats and bags, and he sleeping well with Kate Upton. Never seen a pitcher like him before” https://t.co/SAHIwpA8wF
Justin verlander might be losing the game but he’s still going home to Kate upton so who’s really losing 🤷🏼♂️
Verlander is still going home to Kate Upton. Soooo, does he really ever lose?
I want to feel bad for Verlander.... but he gets to do sex to Kate Upton and he’s going to win the Cy Young so get lost.