Vlad
If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension
Jake
worst thing about getting the vaccine shot was when i had to take off my blink 182 sweatshirt and everyone saw i was also wearing a blink 182 t-shirt
Cersei
99% DE REJEIÇAO!!!!!!! CHUPA ITALIAAAAAAAA AQUI É 15 MILHOES DE DESEMPREGADOS CARALHOOOO
Kobe
Y’all need to read this:

Moderna
getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma
10 HOURS
we're 10 HOURS AWAY~ so here's @bts_twt's very own J-Hope to remind you to wake up in time tomorrow morning to tune in to the global premiere of MTV Unplugged Presents: BTS! 🙌💜
#MTV #Unplugged #MTVUnplugged #BTSonMTV #BTS #방탄소년단 #ARMY

MICHEAL
Just sat & cried thinking about how I've paid about £100 000 in rent since I left care at 16. I'll be 40 in 10 years and will likely never own a house of my own. I'm told I can't afford one. I've bought a rich person a second home outright in 12 years though. Make it make sense.
Johnson
Trauma does not build character. Your trauma depleted your strength, robbed you of your dreams and opportunities, destroyed your trust in yourself and self-image, and left you with unhealthy coping mechanisms. Stop praising what has hurt and continues to poison you.
Luka
Rowdy Kodak and Bobby back 2021 starting off perfect 🗡🗡😈😈
Becca
i fully intend to haunt ppl when i die
Loki
Loki, an Original Series from Marvel Studios, starts streaming June 11 on @DisneyPlus.

Akron
Not many people have Oval Office walk-in privileges. Happy to report that these two are on the list.

chanyeol
(SLEEP) ไฮบะ คากามิ หม่าล่า ///มัมหมีน้องโปจิตะ@NekoLassieคณะแพทย์ที่นึง มีนศ.ที่มีอาการผิดปกติอย่างปัสสาวะราดกลางคลาสงี้ อารมณ์ขึ้นๆลงๆงี้ แล้วอาจารย์ก็พูดเสียๆหายๆจนหลายคนในคณะไม่กล้ายุ่งด้วย พอแม่เขาพาไปตรวจแบบจริงๆจังๆก็คือเจอเนื้องอกในสมอง พยายามจะยื้อแต่ก็ไม่ทันแล้ว ตอนรู้เรื่องนี้คือโกรธแทนคุณแม่เขาเลยอ่ะ อ.หมอเหี้ยอะไรวะเนี่ย
Jaylen
Imagine logging on Twitter and it says “ $7.99 a month “ ? 😭
Jiyong
ใครที่แส่มาสอนให้ผู้หญิงรักนวลสงวนตัว มึงมาดูชาดเปรตพวกนี้ค่ะ

Superman
Superman: *pega um carro e joga no vilão*
O dono que ainda tinha 40 prestações pra pagar:

Laine
HOJE O EDITOR DO BBB SE DEDICOU MUITO parabéns ta bom demais.
Trae
트하 우리 트레저 메이커 오늘도 행복한 하루 보내세용~ 항상 사랑합니다 영상은 지난번에 운동하다가 눈와서 신기해서 찍어봤어용❄️❄️❄️
#소정환 #SOJUNGHWAN

May the 4th
Star Wars: The Bad Batch, an Original Series, starts streaming May the 4th on @DisneyPlus.

Blue and Grey
taehyung ended blue and grey so beautifully then you see a random man yelling yeehaw mf k*IIed the whole mood