The Bagel Store Dickweed is a very rare and valuable kind of Long Island Mutant. Guys who try to navigate day-to-day life acting the way Howard Stern did on the radio in 1998. Guys who voted for Trump, but only because they thought it might somehow help the Jets.
Revenge of the short kings: A Long Island man's meltdown at the local bagel shop ends very poorly.
RT & Follow me and @NYCBLIVE, home of the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum, to win my #CEOSeats to @WWE
#MondayNightRAW on Long Island Monday, 7/15.
Chris Morgan (aka the Bagel Boss guy) proclaimed himself the “MLK of short people” on Hot 97 this morning and has a Youtube page where he posts racist & antisemitic videos. This story gets more and more Long Island by the minute. https://t.co/KGq9fWZsQY
I'm a sports & music (hip-hop/R&B) journalist with internships from the Long Island Lizards and CUNY Athletics. Since college I've worked at CBS Local, Digital, and Radio(dot)com, then went to USA Today, and eventually to EA Sports
First we had the Long Island medium, then we had clowns killing people and now this... we rlly out here putting Long Island on the MAP https://t.co/nGcqg1SoiY
I’m really driving 8 1/2 hours to Long Island tomorrow I swear to God if I see more than 3 pairs of pastel colored shorts paired with a vineyard vines button down I will give every single pizza place on that island a 1/10 review on Yelp
The Difference Between a Judicial Warrant and an Administrative Warrant Used by ICE - Long Island Wins https://t.co/xVfU4UO5LB
are here every Friday & Saturday and this week, @mcwhiteDJ
plays tonight and @kingjb941
plays tomorrow night
Drink Specials: $3 Green Tea Shots, $4 Corona Light Drafts, $5 Long Island Wells & $16 buckets of Bud, Bud Light, Corona, Corona Light or Corona Premier https://t.co/m6lJgBMhE0
There was no Christmas in July for the children of Long Island, and Dzingel Bells was never sung...
The designation requires that a worksite develop a breastfeeding friendly policy and offer a private space to express milk, flexible break times, education about breastfeeding rights and support for mothers who return to work and continue breastfeeding. https://t.co/vlxudvvkhT
Sometimes I worry my trips home to Long Island resemble The Sopranos episode “Remember When” a little too closely.
The Difference Between a Judicial Warrant and an Administrative Warrant Used by ICE - Long Island Wins https://t.co/0Vy966IsGv
Good Morning all! Heading back out to Long Island on this hot sultry day. Happy Friday! #slave,#findom,#paypig,#domme,@CashPointUS
Went to Raffles when I was passing through Singapore. Mate I was with wanted to order the Singapore Slings as it was something he'd set his heart on. Barman asked him what he wanted and he fluffed it and ordered a round of Long Island Iced Teas, he was gutted!
The sign that says "Welcome to Long Island" should just be a picture of this guy
Them: so what's it like living on Long Island??
Local News: man in bagel store screams at women for calling him short, even though literally no one called him short, gets attacked
Me: its great haha real close to NYC
my 💩 will always smell like a long island after a thursday night at union. means everything
Unrelated note... I really miss the smell of honeysuckles. I've not encountered any in Queens, or the Bronx. Surely, they're not just a Long Island thing.... NYC where are you hiding the honeysuckles?!
This is from 9 years ago today one of the last times I saw my grandmother never take your family for granted because you never know when they'll be gone. @ Long Island - New York https://t.co/GWgtmQp8ia
🎼 This weekend Copperline Shine is back on stage both tonight and Saturday night.
🍹 Happy Hour from 4-7 with $2.50 select draft beers, $6 Long Island Iced Tea, $5 House Wines
⏰ late night Menu from 12-5am. https://t.co/c9kLoGcDmT
I should’ve mentioned - limitation of characters I suppose - being in Long Island, NY I’m in a pretty tick heavy area and Lyme is a concern.
I know but the character designs are so good for country humans to be honest.
Have you looked at the size of the United State's Long Island?
Social media traffic is a huge factor in getting your #website’s #content out into the world of potential clients; it is essential for #SEO. https://t.co/YOLn9SXJMy
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Had an awesome time at Magic Kingdom. Yesterday we had a fast pass for the Mine Train and it was temporarily closed. Jason from Long Island on the Guest Experience Team helped make it magical again. The ride reopened and we were able to go on it! #CastCompliment https://t.co/9cMEEYEA6k
I’m so sick of this bagel guy already, if wanted to hear a bitter middle-aged man yell in a god awful Long Island accent I’ll walk into the same room as my dad
Glad you have good conductors @LIRR
get your shit together. You are the only lines on Long Island and you have been doing this long before I was born.
First up at the Long Island Film Festival... Young Filmmakers Showcase. Learn more about our Changing Minds Young Filmmaker Festival: https://t.co/yxpxdKkWnJ
Stick to the long island ice tea plan, smoking ain't worth it homie.
12-07-1967: Nace John Petrucci (Long Island, New York, EEUU), guitarrista y compositor, reconocido por ser miembro fundador de la banda norteamericana Dream Theater. Además, ha tocado con grupos como el G3, Explorer's Club o Liquid Tension Experiment https://t.co/nbAObKRjQP
Taking a trip to the Long Island International Film Expo in preparation for our mental health film festivals coming up in the fall 📽🎞
Tickets are ON SALE NOW for @Theresacaputo
! The Long Island Medium is returning to Harrah's Cherokee Event Center on Saturday, September 21, 2019! Get your tickets for this amazing experience! https://t.co/nsn3M6qtxM
#HarrahsCherokee #TheresaCaputo #LongIslandMedium
Finishing up a fun and productive 3rd week of Hoops 101 Summer Camp!! The kids did a great job this week at the Long Island Sports Hub in Syosset, NY!! https://t.co/nCDeZY0eN2
Long Island Ice Tea! Last time I drank that I was 18 and some bloke gave me his wedding ring 😳
Incident cleared in #Syosset on Northern State Pkwy EB at S Oyster Bay Rd, stop and go traffic back to The Long Island Expwy #traffic
The best way to start a #Friday at the office?
Open up a box of fresh t-shirts for our next corporate event!
The team’s all set for next week’s @ToughMudder
in #oldbethpage, Long Island. This will be our second… https://t.co/uAYspN9Jgx
We're hiring! We are looking for a Junior Account Representative in the NYC/Long Island area. Sales experience a + Please submit your resume to email@example.com #Careers #MedSourceNational #Jobs https://t.co/AjuMxYOKYA
NYC courts and traffic dept are absolute BASURA. Fuck Long Island man everything up there is so complicated.
also, as i was riding the long island train back to the city this morning, electricity occured to me. it occured to me that we are going to learn electricity in real time. ...