gonna tell my kids this was nick jonas and priyanka chopra
LMAOOO why is this feeling explained so perfectly ?!?
I don't know who needs to hear this but a woman being into choking and BDSM in no way explains why she was murdered https://t.co/wJGRczcuyz
Today I opened a major Apple Manufacturing plant in Texas that will bring high paying jobs back to America. Today Nancy Pelosi closed Congress because she doesn’t care about American Workers!
comprei um bebedouro pras minhas gata
elas não tão entendendo nada
“I’m GOnNa TeLL mY kIDz ThiZZ wAs-“
gonna tell my kids this was romeo and juliet
Dr. Fiona Hill
Imagine Dr. Fiona Hill as Secretary of State instead of Mike Pompeo.
Monkey wanted all the smoke 🐒😂
Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney out here with that strong New York Irish cop energy as he gets Sondland to say clearly that the investigations Trump wanted would benefit Trump
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR THERAPISTS:
If you know that the holidays are going to be a shitshow... Don’t Go.
Get sick. Get “sick”.
Have 3 flat tires.
Have a huge vet bill.
Or at least tell the shitshow relative you can’t come. Now.
YES, I AM RECOMMENDING THAT YOU LIE.
Just saw Glenn Simpson who told me he was never in Ukraine. I said I would check my sources. But now it becomes even more suspicious how his employee Nellie Ohr was able to alert her husband and two DOJ officials regarding the Black Ledger so quickly. What’s happened to the Ohrs?
Bruh. My homegirl caught this chick in the middle of doing a Tik Tok and bruh!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #ILoveUs #BlackTwitter
Laura Cooper just testified Ukraine may have learned as early as July 25 — the same date as Trump’s call with Zelensky — that there might be a problem with the military aid Ukraine was counting on.
I pretended to be Fact Check UK for a few hours last night for a laugh and was locked out of my account and reported for impersonation. Guessing @CCHQPress
had similar issues... Nah? Nope. Nothing has consequences anymore? Cool.
Dr. Hill documented a Ukraine back channel counter to U.S. interests.
Holmes heard Trump over the phone ask Sondland about the political investigations Trump had raised with Zelensky the day before.
Sondland's answer: He's going to do it.
Nixon and Trump
Schiff nails it: "The difference between [Watergate] and now is not the difference between Nixon and Trump. It's the difference between that Congress and this one."
Release day MOOD AF 💕💗💗🙌🏽💅🏽💕
Domestic Political Errand
Fiona Hill says that Amb Sondland "wasn't coordinating with us because we weren't doing the same thing that he was doing...He was being involved in a domestic political errand, and we were being involved in national security foreign policy."
Terrell Owens to Stephen A Smith "I'm in the streets, Max almost seems blacker than you Stephen A"
Les mecs tolèreraient pas le quart de ce qu’ils nous font vivre et pourtant c’est toujours nous qui sommes censées pardonner et être compréhensives.
Ken Griffey Jr.
The Kid turns 50 years old today
🎈 Made his debut 30 years ago, at 19 years old
🎈 One of three players with 500 HRs and 10 Gold Gloves
🎈 First No. 1 pick to be inducted into Hall of Fame
Happy birthday, Ken Griffey Jr. https://t.co/PgeXoUcH22