It’s a new day in America.
Vice President Kamala Harris @VP
Ready to serve.
He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.
This inauguration look kinda fancy for a nigga who owes me $2000
Now representing Georgia 💪
So happy that USA has finally rejoined the Pittsburgh Agreement. Welcome back!
Thank you for your faith in something that is bigger than all of us: that we will build a better world because we’re going to do it together.
"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face"...
2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!"
Sen. Rand Paul on Fox News: "If you read his speech and listen to it carefully, much of it is thinly-veiled innuendo calling us White supremacists, calling us racists, calling us every name in the book, calling us people who don't tell the truth."
guys prison isn’t that bad they have free WiFi
My insulin fell out of the fridge and my kid put it back in the freezer by mistake and thereby destroyed and insurance won't replace it so that's $800 which luckily I have because if I didn’t I'd simply die, which is what happened to one of my students. So time to get to work.
42 points from Collin Sexton in a win ...
Summary of Nets-Cavs:
i am once again asking if he had it comin’
Dr. Fauci will represent the US at a World Health Organization meeting tomorrow, @PressSec
are y’all forgetting that kodak black was charged with raping a high school student