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DO NOT PUT THAT ON. https://t.co/qIisEMukqq

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason

Parents can spot fake friends but can’t even notice their depressed kids 😭

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

why aren’t any art nerds writing their thesis on the neo-surrealist movement currently developing on tiktok

Neste segundo turno voto por uma história de luta pela democracia e inclusão social. Voto em Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva.

[Episode] #BTS #방탄소년단 백악관 방문 현장 비하인드 공개! #BTSatTheWhiteHouse #백악관소년단 (https://t.co/mUVC9QKwKi)

just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life

This is probably the most effective way to teach this lesson lol

agora vocês não precisam mais se preocupar em estudar para o enem pois acabou universidade pública boa noite

Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered

Papa Giraffe comes to see his newborn baby...

mi amigo y yo contando literalmente la misma anécdota cada vez que nos vemos

Pelo meu amor ao Brasil, à democracia e à Constituição, pela coragem que nunca me faltou, não anularei meu voto, não votarei em branco. +

The official teaser trailer for The Super Mario Bros. Movie is here! ❤️ this tweet to Power-Up with exclusive updates from #SuperMarioMovie !

🚨URGENTE 🚨 Governo Federal confisca saldo de todas as contas do Institutos e Universidades Federais, nesta quarta, 05/10/22, e não deixa nenhum centavo para pagar nada!

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the conservatives-only dating app has been released and the reviews are rolling in https://t.co/kxYDYpSSFE

Experiencing a Nuclear Bomb first hand in virtual reality 😳🤯

My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

GRITANDO! O melhor jeito de lidar com Bolsonaristas em transporte público…

The Kid LAROI in Seoul!!! Finally, we met you, good luck on your show tomorrow! See you soon again! @thekidlaroi https://t.co/sb6HjDEqSJ

Google Velma. Nothing else. Just Velma. Go now.

[17'S 버논] awesome meeting u man. hope u enjoy ur stay. have a great show! @thekidlaroi https://t.co/n5i8Si7srK

The older I get the more introverted I become. I don’t leave the house unless I have to.

men who still open doors & know the sidewalk rule >>

They eyes at the end.. 😅 https://t.co/k4yJ6JLS2x

This adult happy meal is wild, yo

A man wanting to jump off a bridge in London was talked down by strangers who held him for an hour until help arrived. Look at that grip. Look at the care, compassion, selflessness, and determination shown by strangers to a hurting human being. We need more of this in the world.

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

First: I’m pardoning all prior federal offenses of simple marijuana possession. There are thousands of people who were previously convicted of simple possession who may be denied employment, housing, or educational opportunities as a result. My pardon will remove this burden.

This has to be the funniest way I’ve seen adults teach kids not to accept things from strangers 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SEARCH "VELMA" ON GOOGLE

たくさんの方にお祝いしてもらい、幸せな1日でした😊本当にありがとうございます✨ 33歳も頑張るぞー！！！

Whoever in the graphic tee lab need to give Aaliyah, Tupac, biggie, ice cube, Selena, and boyz in the hood A REST

RIP Kim Jung Gi ;_; A talented korean illustrator. He was 47. https://t.co/hfn7byRen5

yo con depresión, ansiedad y ganas de morirme pero sin faltar al gym

การสูญเสียลูกคือโศกนาฎกรรมที่รุนแรงที่สุดของพ่อแม่ ผมขอแสดงความเสียใจกับครอบครัวผู้สูญเสียและผู้ได้รับบาดเจ็บทุกคน และขอเป็นกำลังใจให้พวกเราทุกคนผ่านพ้นช่วงเวลาที่หดหู่โหดร้ายนี้ไปได้ครับ #กราดยิงหนองบัวลําภู

【撮影】北海道函館市の夜空に8本の「光の柱」突如出現、その正体は？ https://t.co/H9sugD0or7 「光の護封剣」「多分エヴァ」との反応も寄せられた。気象学者によると、漁船の漁火が夜間に上空の氷でできた雲にあたることで発生する「漁火光柱(いさりびこうちゅう)」の可能性が高いという。

❌❌❌ บังคับรีทวิต ตอนนี้โรงพยาบาลต้องการเลือดเพื่อสำรองใช้ ขอเชิญชวนประชาชนใกล้เคียงบริจาคได้นะคะ #กราดยิงหนองบัวลำภู

Se Lula ganhar, Igrejas NÃO serão fechadas. Se Bolsonaro continuar, Universidades SERÃO fechadas. A escolha é essa. #confisconaeducação

I'm not sure if non-artists understand what a wizard he really was; this just... this isn't how you draw. His work would be god-tier even if this wasn't his process, but conjuring this from nothing, in pen, no underdrawing, is unreal. https://t.co/QQGVXm2Xvk

did a McDonalds employee in the ConnorEatsPants discord just leak the first photo of Mario in the Mario Movie

Minha filha que é bolsonarista roxa acabou de me bloquear. O que vocês acham? Eu continuo pagando a faculdade dela ou não?

Please look at how big this fucking frog is.

Tem 3 políticos que aprendi a gostar de graça, mesmo quando eles falavam mal de mim. O Mário Covas, o Requião e o Ciro. Acho que o PDT e o Ciro valem muito mais do que os votos que tiveram nessa eleição. Estou muito agradecido pelo apoio.

Panda express...🐶🐾🐼💨😅

daily reminder

A black cat dressed as a vampire, dignified and cool.

Adopt don't shop

Va a tocar gratis en una plaza, se pone a abrir figuritas con una nena y saca a Messi. Mejor pais del mundo

จากเหตุการณ์ #กราดยิงโคราช จนมาถึง #กราดยิงหนองบัวลําภู สะท้อนว่าในวงการทหาร และตำรวจ ต้องมีปัญหาบางอย่างเกิดขึ้น ซึ่งอาจรวมถึงปัญหาสุขภาพจิต และปัญหาการบังคับบัญชา ฯลฯ ถ้าแก้ปัญหาไม่ได้ ก็เท่ากับว่า ชีวิตของประชาชนต้องตกอยู่ภายใต้ความเสี่ยงของคนที่มีอาวุธอยู่ในมือเหล่านี้

Caption this. #Throwback @VancityReynolds

cenas fortes de uma Tarântula atacando o doguinho

Bolsonaro sugeriu abortar o Jair Renan pq ele era filho da amante. Bom dia tradicional família brasileira.

เออ!!! #กราดยิงหนองบัวลําภู

Los gatos viven en otra realidad 😙

ある個人経営のホテルに泊まった時フロントのお姉さんから「夜スタッフがマッサージに来るかもしれませんが、嫌でしたら無理矢理外に追い出して大丈夫です」と言われ、夜寝ているときに小さな扉からホテルの飼い猫が来た。私達の上をフミフミされて帰った #接客業であったすごい店員

Então o limite é 199 cafezinhos

velma’s a lesbian?? what’s next, shaggy a pot smoker?? fred a chaser?? daphne a trans woman??

“pls turn to page 67” page 67:

Payment for mice duties

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lo HUMILLANTE que es correr con mochila

Queria estar surpresa com as falas preconceituosas sobre o Nordeste, mas não estou. Nem com a pessoa, nem com a atitude. Esse é o reflexo de um pensamento raso, desinformado e maldoso. Novidade? Nenhuma! Mas dia 30 a gente consegue retribuir numa linguagem bem clara ❤

Las 7 plataformas que yo utilizo para comprar vuelos al mejor precio. ⤵️

Un miembro de las fuerzas paramilitares del régimen iraní fue a una escuela de mujeres a hablarles (intimidar) a las estudiantes. Apenas arrancó su discurso, muy valientemente, las chicas se sacaron el hiyab y empezaron a gritar que se vaya. Se tuvo que ir.

情報解キーン！ 11thシングル「ツキヨミ / 彩り」 ジャケ写解キーーン！ Misbehaveも収録決てーーーい！ 💿https://t.co/ohcYavV6UL #ツキヨミ #彩り #KingandPrince

BRASIL NA XEPA: Governo Bolsonaro acaba de confiscar o saldo de todas as contas do Institutos e Universidades Federais e não deixou nenhum real para qualquer pagamento! Pra comprar votos, eles estão simplesmente paralisando a educação pública brasileira!

The ref drops his spray foam and Haaland picks it up in the middle of the attack and quickly hands it back. He's doing side quests now

Hasta aquí se ha escuchado

Cute duck cute tail 🥰☺️😆

【夜道で声を掛けられて振り向いたら血の気が引いた話】 気をつけようと思いました。 https://t.co/ETTezNnMOK

Meu apoio ao @LulaOficial não é por adesão. Meu apoio é por um Brasil que sonho ser de todos, inclusivo, generoso, sem fome e sem miséria, com educação e saúde de qualidade, com desenvolvimento sustentável. https://t.co/7qSedfcC3r

"what do you do for a living" i do my best

q inveja (boa) dessas meninas q recebem flores do nada, um lanche, um bilhetinho inesperado 🥲 acho tão lindo

強盗に入られた流れはこんな感じ。 仕事から帰宅後、飯を食べてパソコンでTwitterをしていたら ふとリビングを見ると知らない男が立ってた。 知り合いかと思ったけど、こっちを見たら全然知らない男だった。 「誰？」と聞いても無言。 酔っ払いが階を間違えて入ってきたかと思い 「酔っ払ってる？」

traumatizado? sim sequestrado? jamais EU TO MORRENDOOOOOO https://t.co/PkzXUtlXIg

I swear a bear stole my Amazon delivery…no I haven’t been drinking! 😳🤣🐻📦

The proof why Calligraphy is an art

muito bom kkkkkkkkkkkk

Cristão de verdade não vota em ex-presidiário, disse o pastor Guilherme de Pádua, ex-presidiário.

Reuters: BIDEN IS PARDONING ALL PRIOR FEDERAL OFFENSES OF SIMPLE MARIJUANA POSSESSION -WHITE HOUSE

- Não caiam em narrativas que tentam nos colocar contra nossos irmãos do nordeste. A esquerda divide para conquistar. Já tentaram com negros, mulheres, indígenas, etc. Agora tentam com nordestinos, para abafar conquistas como a Transposição do São Francisco, que nós concluímos.

Happy dog.. 😊🎶 🎥 @FenixLumiere

“No puedo esperar a dormir juntos” Yo en la madrugada:

He definitely bricked up😂 #themalerose

กูพูดแบบเหยียดเลยก็ได้ ใครๆก็รู้ว่าส่วนหนึ่งตำรวจมันมาจากเด็กเกเรสอบที่ไหนไม่ติด หนทางสุดท้ายพ่อแม่เลยใช้ไปสอบตำรวจ

Knew her for like 3 days https://t.co/Ix4sLGNqmX

Dating a girl whose ex was broke be cool af. I buy her a bag of chips and sum soda and she think I'm the one

If It Fits, I Sits...

Imagine being so Christian that you opt to vote for a man who reportedly committed violence against his family, fathered multiple children with different women, paid for an abortion and was absent as a father - rather than vote for a reverend who studied and taught Christianity!

／ #原神 Ver.3.1アプデ 記念キャンペーン！第2弾 5日目 ＼ 10月7日(金)23:59まで毎日チャレンジ！ 原神グッズやAmazonギフト10000円分が その場で当たるチャンス！ ▼参加方法 ①@Genshin_7をフォロー ②本ツイートをRT ③その場で結果が届く ▼規約 @Genshin_7 on ISIS">https://t.co/P57VsFaODm #原神CP

Stray Kids(스트레이 키즈) [INTRO "MAXIDENT"] https://t.co/AUvEr6Upus 2022.10.07 FRI 1PM (KST) | 0AM (EST) 💗Pre-Save and Pre-Order <MAXIDENT> now! https://t.co/wWfRoSbxDu #StrayKids #스트레이키즈 #MAXIDENT #CASE143 #StrayKidsComeback #YouMakeStrayKidsStay

The great Bernie Mac would’ve turned 65 today. We miss you. 👑🕊

گويا براى كتك زدن، هول دادن و كشتن، و از جمله دست مالى كردن، محرم و نامحرم وجود ندارد. #مهسا_امینی

These lads deserve all the success! Let’s give them all the help we can. Great album, go and have a listen and if you like it get involved! https://t.co/qi5C5garGv

Acabo de ler na Folha que Bolsonaro cortou 97,5% do recurso voltado à implantação de escolas para educação infantil, o que inclui as creches, e 99% do subsídio para aquisição, construção e reforma de casas para agricultores, especialmente, da agricultura familiar.

🚨 URGENTE: Bolsonaro acaba de chamar todo o Nordeste de analfabetos e diz que as altas taxas de analfabetismo são culpas do PT. O Nordeste teve 7 das 10 notas 1000 do Enem 2022. #Eleicoes2022

o bolsonaro sabe que vai sair. sabe que vai perder a eleição. e vai fazer de tudo pra prejudicar o país e os brasileiros. começa pegando dinheiro da proteção ao câncer, dinheiro destinado a mulheres, depois corta TODA A VERBA de universidades federais. ele tá retaliando o povo.

The Saudis cutting oil production and driving up gas prices with just 4 weeks left until the midterms makes those stolen nuclear secrets all the more interesting don’t ya think. 🤔

If Michael Myers chased the same bitch for 40 years then so can I

도경수 수목드라마 ‘진검승부’✨ 오늘 밤 9시 50분 첫 방송🤍 #DOHKYUNGSOO #도경수 #디오 #DO(D.O.) #엑소 #EXO #weareoneEXO #진검승부 #BadProsecutor #진정 https://t.co/DoYn3ejo5I

cómo me gusta dormir lpm creo q en mi otra vida fui un colchón

🤣 That's why Gynecologist are so important in life ! RESPECT !!😇

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Le voy hacer un cariñito a ver si ya se le pasó el enojo

Fiz meus amigos acreditarem na chegada alienígena. Esse sou eu. 👽

絶対に落ち着いて聞けない

Kai and Adin with the most flawless fake freeze ever

行き場を失ったチュール✨

10月6日はトラファルガー・ローの誕生日 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAFALGAR LAW #ロー誕生祭2022 #ONEPIECE

War is the ultimate Supreme Court

「鼻セレブください」 「消費税10%です」 「食品！食品だから8%！」 「では食べてみてください」 「ﾑｼｬﾑｼｬ！ﾑｼｬﾑｼｬ！」 「店内でお召し上がりなので10%です」

ไปเจอโพสต์นึงมา บอกว่าเน็ตไอดอลญี่ปุ่นคนนี้เหมือนแจฮยอนเวอร์ชั่นเพื่อชีวิต ความจริงกูก็ไม่เชื่อ จนไปส่องไอจีดู ไอเจี้ยยยยย เหมือนจีงงงงงง จึ้งมากกกก อมกกกกก นึกว่าแจฮยอนตอนแปะหนวดเป็นไพโรจน์ https://t.co/7qukAe3YkR

じっ

HELLO 첫 방송 너무 재밌었어요 ! 남은 활동도 화이팅 👋🏻💖 #JIHOON #지훈 #ジフン https://t.co/TJO5Y6bLxv

enquanto isso a carreira do brad pitt que bateu na angelina e nos filhos continua intacta https://t.co/cITmZFQ5Ry

so melodious

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: There are three branches of government. Your church is not one of them.

Being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection.

ここ数年で1番スカッとした瞬間は、レジの列で割り込まれ、注意したら「中国人だから日本語わからない」とすっとぼけられた時に、中国語で注意し直した瞬間ですかね。 その後ずっと睨まれましたがねw

秋グルメとご一緒に😘 今日の #秋の味覚だより🐿💌 ／ 新商品🌟 #セブンプレミアムクリアクーラー 無糖レモンサワー350ml 1本が 期間中10万名様に当たる🎁 ＼ 当たるまで毎日応募可能✨ 応募締切10/15(土)📝 ▼参加方法 1⃣@711SEJ をフォロー 2⃣この投稿をRT 3⃣当選結果が通知に届く

If you’re offended by President Biden using the F word, wait until I tell you about the guy who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.

Is Reece James the best RB in the world? 🤔

‘Christian Girl Autumn’ influencer Caitlin Covington will be taking her annual fall photos next week in Vermont. 🍂 https://t.co/agktWqOhHZ

نیکای عزیزم، همه مردم ایران از طرز کشته شدنت خجالت زده‌ هستن. روحت شاد دخترم #مهسا_امینی #نیکا_شاکرمی

Jude Bellingham’s reaction about a record that Haaland broke before him “I can’t get anything over that geeza”😭😭😭

blizzard isn't letting people play overwatch 2 if they have... a prepaid phone plan?? https://t.co/NkVOMuFGDJ

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Bolsonaro não comeu CARNE HUMANA porque não quiseram ir com ele. E não fez sexo com mulher faminta no Haiti por falta de higiene e porque “não precisou”. Isso dito ao New York Times. (Íntegra da entrevista no canal oficial do presidente. Link abaixo)

Cocomelon has over a million subscribers and the people who watch it don’t have phones 😭

Pra mim estudante da federal q defende Bolsonaro deveria perder a vaga

O Apple Watch de uma mulher detectou que os batimentos cardíacos dela estavam acelerados. Aumentaram cerca de 10 BPMs mesmo em repouso. Ela foi no médico investigar e... Ela estava grávida! Pior, o estágio era tão inicial que nem o ultrassom pegou, mas o Apple Watch sim.

Sharing water after sex is a different type of love fr

#川口春奈 #目黒蓮 出演 ■━━━━━━━━━━━━□ ┃ 新木10ドラマ『#silent』┃ □━━━━━━━━━━━━■ 初回放送まであと3時間となりました❕ どうぞ #silent で感想をお寄せください スタッフ・キャスト一同とても楽しみにしています!!

ATENÇÃO! Acaba de ser confirmada a detecção do vírus da poliomielite (paralisia infantil) em uma criança de 3 anos em território nacional. Esse é o preço do desmonte do SUS e de um presidente antivacina! O Brasil precisa sair desse pesadelo!

minha prima bolsominion me chamou de maconheira no grupo da família, mas não contava que eu tinha foto dela fumando cmg kkkkkkk

この怪談、37年生きてきた中で一番怖い。 https://t.co/sK6d3fJVJp

Amazing 😂

DONDE VAN LAS FOTOS QUE TENEMOS EN EL MÓVIL CUANDO LAS BORRAMOS DEL TODO ??????

は⁉️wwwwうちの学校の給食委員会の目標「美味しいヤミー感謝感謝」になったのガチ世紀末だろwwwww

คุณมิลลิมาลงรูปเซลฟี่กับน้องวอนยองในไอจีสตอรี่ ㅠ——ㅠ

O orçamento secreto vai bater ao longo dos três anos 65 bilhões em verbas O mensalão foi de 101 milhões CABEM MAIS DE 630 MENSALÕES NO ORÇAMENTO SECRETO O problema é "corrupção" sim. Confia Bom dia classe perigosa

🚨 Governo Federal confiscou hoje o saldo de todas as contas dos Institutos e Universidades Federais, deixando nenhum centavo para pagamentos de contas básicas. Ao todo foram confiscados 2,4 bilhões. https://t.co/FbzqxALYSI

hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)

[공지] #BTS ‘LOVE YOURSELF 承 'Her'’ LP 발매 안내 (+ENG/JPN/CHN) https://t.co/HuV05uhvtL

Aos 79 anos, ele ganhou a mandala por ter corrido as 6 maiores maratonas do mundo. Tá pago, pai 💜

Esse vídeo da Simone explicando bem direitinho o orçamento secreto é ouro! @jairmearrependi

ESTUDANTES NÃO VOTAM EM QUEM CONFISCA DA EDUCAÇÃO BOLSONARO INIMIGO DA EDUCAÇÃO

You ever LOVED someone so much, you tried to understand them while they was hurting you.

Everyone trying to play Overwatch 2 since launch

A Dilma foi HUMILHADA e EXPULSA do cargo por pegar dinheiro do ano seguinte para não deixar servidores sem salário Bolsonaro CONFISCOU a verba da Farmácia Popular, combate ao câncer, Universidades, Mais Médicos… Tudo para torra no Orçamento Secreto e NEM COGITAM o impeachment

30巻の表紙のデザインが上がりました！！ というわけで今回のキャラの正解は真一郎でした！！ みなさんわかったでしょうか？

เอาจริงๆต้องตั้งคำถามแล้วอะ ว่าทำไมพวกก่อเหตุกราดยิงส่วนมากมันคืออดีตตำรวจ ทหารงี้ หรือข่าวเร็วๆนี้ก็ลูกตำรวจหยิบปืนมายิงคนอื่น ระบบราชการไทยมันปลูกฝังอะไรกันนะ คนพวกนี้ถึงได้คิดจะพรากชีวิตใครไปก็ได้ #กราดยิงหนองบัวลําภู

Nothin’ but vibes in West LDN 💫 #UCL https://t.co/69lPNmaoab

ครูที่ศูนย์รับเลี้ยงเด็กที่รอดชีวิต เล่านาทีระทึก คนร้ายใช้มีดฟันหัวเด็กและฟันครูที่ท้องกำลังจะคลอดเดือนหน้า #กราดยิงหนองบัวลำภู

🚨 A CASA CAINDO! Trazem à tona vídeo onde Bolsonaro diz ao jornal The New York Times que quase fez s*xo com mulher faminta no Haiti e que comeria CARNE HUMANA: "Eu comeria, sem problema nenhum, mas não quiseram ir". #Eleicoes2022

Construction on the Pine Island bridge has been completed today – just three days after construction began. Happy to have the state step in and help get our Pine Island residents back on their feet.

ion think niggas get how wild a .357 w a switch is https://t.co/DTtPyBiicB

Poor guy 😅😂 #HouseoftheDragon

#فوری انانیموس‌خبر داده روی شبکه‌های صدا و‌سیما پارازیت ارسال می‌کند! #مهسا_امینی

A partir de agora e Lula ladeira abaixo e Bolsonaro ladeira acima.

[🎞 #ENroll] ENHYPEN BACKSTAGE PHOTO @ WORLD TOUR ‘MANIFESTO’ in ANAHEIM_221002~03 #ENHYPEN #엔하이픈 #EN_WORLDTOUR_MANIFESTO #MANIFESTO_IN_ANAHEIM https://t.co/Hu3rFNl4RI

ideias de fantasia para o halloween: padre kelmon

Leo Messi announces: “This will be my last World Cup — for sure. The decision has been made”, tells @PolloVignolo. 🚨🇦🇷 #Argentina Important to clarify again that Messi will not decide his future between PSG and Barça now or in the next weeks; it will be in 2023.

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dickeled eggs

#川口春奈 #目黒蓮 出演 ■━━━━━━━━━━━□ ┃ 木10ドラマ『#silent』┃ □━━━━━━━━━━━■ 初回放送をご覧くださいましてありがとうございました❕ 8年ぶりに再び巡り合った紬と想。ふたりの運命が、ゆっくりと動き出します 来週放送の第二話の予告編をご覧ください‼︎

10月6日（木）に『エゴロック』を追加✨ 🌟HARDプレイ動画公開🌟 #プロセカ #ワンダショ

mi fantasía sexual es poder mantener la espalda derecha todo el día de manera inconsciente

Messi > Ronaldo Haaland > Mbappe

upapapapa

Anaheim thanks for 2days full of great energy🔥🔥🔥 It was a perfect start of our first u.s tour! And it's all because of you guys! ENHYPEN’s next destination is fort worth! Please stay tuned🤟 #ENHYPEN #JAY #EN_WORLDTOUR_MANIFESTO #MANIFESTO_IN_ANAHEIM

the French: man why do so many young people smoke when everyone knows it's unhealthy french anti-smoking ads: https://t.co/r9lDVKpEz8

epic

dormir con mi novio es mi pasatiempo favorito porque se juntan las dos cosas que más me gustan, dormir y mi novio

toad: "wow, you can really jump! we should call you jumpman!" mario: "heh, oh no, jumpman was my father! just call me mario!" toad: "just mario? that's not very super. hey! how about super mario?" mario: "fuck you toad, you mushroom-headed freak." toad:

きたぜ新横浜！！！ 深澤くん！！！阿部くん！！！舘様！！！ #SnowManLIVETOUR2022 行くぞうおおおお

#川口春奈 #目黒蓮 出演 ■━━━━━━━━━━━━□ ┃ 新木10ドラマ『#silent』┃ □━━━━━━━━━━━━■ いよいよ【今夜10時スタート】❕

Como dije que pondría la última foto el 6 de octubre por mi cumpleaños aquí está. He intentado hacerla parecida a la anterior. Ale fin de este viaje, empieza el siguiente. Nos vemos en octubre de 2023. https://t.co/sk6jzFrXA2

Accurate

#Overwatch2

辛辣なファンのうちわ

Just 427 seconds… it’s 27 goals in 22 Champions League appearances and counting. 🤖🇳🇴 #Haaland #UCL

no one: me:

calm.

Breaking: New Georgia Senate Poll Raphael Warnock (D) 50% Herschel Walker (R) 38%

This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.

meu eu de 2019 e o de 2022 não se conhecem

i think about this daily

NOW: The FBI has arrested a Christian pastor from Ohio and charged him with a FELONY for storming the Capitol and pushing a barricade into officers on January 6.

Some stress relief shitpost between drawing for work haha Good morning

I see you

Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she's a horse

Two women were attacked on a New York City subway by a mysterious group of women in neon green full bodysuits. 👀

“Conhecereis a verdade, e a verdade vos libertará” (João 8:32) Esparramem esse vídeo como senão houvesse amanhã! É GUERRA! 👊🇧🇷

Serebii Picture: Official artwork for Farigiraf, the evolved form of Girafarig https://t.co/gDbXkHSvkT

Quédense tranquilos que el último eslabón de pepitos antes de salir a la calle soy yo. La Argentina de las pepitos rotas se terminó, se terminó, y lo van a entender por las buenas o por las malas

RS 🤝🏾 RJ

Eu quero só ver quando cair o sigilo de 100 anos das verdades secretas do Jair!

y’all ever dated a mental patient? my fault i meant a Capricorn or Aries 😂🥴

The first player in UCL history to do it 🐐

a music video vs fashion week…be fr https://t.co/l2VRhE7R2j

Kim Jung Gi was so phenomenal it was hard to believe anyone could do the things he did. Completely unreal he died so suddenly. He was only slightly older than me.

Speed reacts to my video of him signing the paper confirming Messi is better than Ronaldo 🤣💀

hay días más brutales que otros

"tu não fala muito ne" falo p crIh mas não cntg

I note the genderists are now arguing that it doesn't matter that a paedophilia apologist was a trustee of a trans children's charity, because he was 'only one'. You know, I thought things were pretty bad when you were arguing to put convicted rapists in women's jails, 1/3

meus maiores medos são: ficar grávida, ter um bebê, virar gestante, engravidar, ser mãe, ter um filho, gerar uma criança e dar a luz

not telling me is just as bad as lying.

Clarence Thomas had the audacity to rule on ANOTHER matter involving Donald Trump without recusing himself. Clarence Thomas needs to be impeached and disbarred.

Cayo el regimen irani gente https://t.co/KPJbkl3BKP

GLAUBER VOLTOU À CÂMARA! O filho do genocida falou que a sociedade brasileira não pode votar em bandido. Glauber respondeu! Assista!!! #forabolsonaro #equipe

Thierry Henry losing his cool here over a devious little joke makes for glorious TV 🤣

✨ halloween snacks ✨

entrar a Pinterest es salir son ganas de hacerte un tatuaje , re decorar la casa y comprarte ropa

มึง เหี้ยมาก กราดยิงศูนย์เด็กเล็กที่หนองบัวลำภู ตายแล้ว 32 ศพ ส่วนใหญ่เป็นเด็ก เหี้ยมากก เด็กนอนอยู่เฉยๆ มั้ยอะ คนทำเป็นอดีตตำรวจที่โดนไล่ออก รถที่ใช้หนีคือวีโก้สีขาว ทะเบียน 6 กธ 6499 กทม ตอนนี้หนีอยู่และยังกราดยิงตลอดทาง

#velma

TXT 'Summer Sonic 2022' Photo Sketch (@ https://t.co/vKxglAoDyV) #투모로우바이투게더 #TOMORROW_X_TOGETHER #TXT #サマソニ #summersonic #TXT_in_summersonic

回転寿司のバイトしてたとき、必ず穴子のみをひたすらオーダーする常連のお客さんがいた。来店されたとき、たまたま他のお客さんがいなかったので試しにレーン全部を穴子にしたら、店長にめちゃくちゃ怒られた。 #接客業であったすごい店員

#パルデア地方 のポケモン紹介 ━━━━━━ #リキキリン ━━━━━━ #キリンリキ が #パルデア地方 で進化を遂げた姿です✨ 本体の頭としっぽの頭がなんと一体化‼ 分厚く頑丈なしっぽの頭は、本体の頭をしっかり保護します⛑️ https://t.co/hTiWpqB9lx #ポケモンSV

LET'S GO LESBIANS 💗 #Velma

big slut burger

should be us

โหกูดูสองรูปนี้ละโคตรหดหู่เลยว่ะ พูดไม่ออก #กราดยิงหนองบัวลําภู https://t.co/Qf0GSCdtbc

LEE CHAE YEON 1st Mini Album [HUSH RUSH] Vampire 🕸 Coming Soon 2022. 10. 12 PM 6 #이채연 #LEECHAEYEON #HUSHRUSH https://t.co/1PIqzk11SH

que bronca que tanta gente se suba al colectivo loco comprense un auto

No domingo passado, o Dr. Drauzio Varella correu a Maratona de Londres e ganhou a mandala que só quem correu as Six Majors — Chicago, Nova York, Boston, Tóquio, Londres e Berlim — pode ostentar. Ele foi o atleta mais velho a conquistar a honraria, aos 79 anos, 5 meses e 1 dia 🤩

World to Russia: Get the fuck out of Ukraine. It’s not your country.

ถ้ามาไทยต้อง😆😊😆😊😆 #Thailand

l o n g

Jogão

新スイーツでほっ♪ ／ #ウチカフェ秋のスイーツコレクションお試し ！ ＼ 1）このアカウントをフォロー 2）この投稿をリツイート 3）抽選で毎日1万名様に50円値引券！結果は自動でお知らせ♪ #ローソン #ローソンのカヌレとチーズケーキ

#jimhensoncreatureshop is working on our animatronics  Emma Tammi is our director Filming on #FNAF starts in February 2023. Boom.

GENTE, PROCURA VELMA NO GOOGLE. AGORA. NÃO PERGUNTE APENAS VÁ.

Desde aquí mandar un fuerte abrazo al becario de Sálvame que lleva tres días viendo absolutamente todo el contenido de Jagger sin ningún tipo de contexto. No sé qué cojones pensará al llegar a casa después de haber estado cinco horas haciendo eso.

OPEC's decision today to cut oil supplies directly and immediately assists Putin's war effort. They were not compelled to do so. They choose to do so. Don't ever forget it.

sim

Quien para

[NOTICE] 세븐틴 팬 에티켓 안내 Read: https://t.co/uE2IF1WCyD

asked myself if i was the problem we said no

- Cuidado con el perro. - Muerde? - No, sospecha...

This guy 🏅

honestly this post is the only post we need about the mario movie

It's not been an easy start for Darwin Nunez 🗣

You can enjoy various hot or iced beverages with #Coway icon Water Purifier💜 Guess how do @BTS_twt members like their beverages! Hot or iced? #코웨이 #아이콘정수기2 #아이콘얼음정수기 #방탄소년단 #HotCoffee #HotChocolate #IceAmericano

Un día sos joven y al otro te parpadea el párpado por el estrés

Nuclear Bomb in virtual reality 😱

まさか自分がDr.コトーに出させて頂けるなんて！ 今でもニヤニヤしてしまいます。 思い切り頑張ったので、見てください…！ 海人 #Drコトー診療所 #そしてここに生きている #髙橋海人 #KingandPrince

怖かった話。お子が死にかけた。その瞬間はいつもの日常で急に訪れた。 先週のある日、お子はいつものようにミルクを飲んでゲップをして、その時はうとうとしてたけど寝なかったから、大人用のベッドに寝かせて、その横に私も寝てほっぺを触ったり手足を動かしたりして遊んでた

why is ronaldo so unlucky this year, i hate it, it make me wanna suck

IMPORTANT: ASDA have announced that their own in-store cafés will be offering the over 60’s hot soup, a roll and unlimited hot drinks for £1 this November and December to help them keep warm this winter. Spread the word.

nooo the way jungkook put his head on taehyung’s shoulder 😭

Breaking: Funders of Elon Musk’s Proposed Twitter Buyout Have Bailed on Him

The gap between Messi and others is unreal 😳

[공지] #BTS ‘LOVE YOURSELF 承 'Her'’ LP 예약 구매 안내 (+ENG/JPN/CHN) https://t.co/wg2yJzZHUb

I’m dating to marry. I’m young but this generation minds are horrible, it’s a blessing to find somebody worth it all

本日15時より「エゴロック」を追加🎶 #プロセカ #ワンダショ

Excited to announce start of production of Tesla Semi Truck with deliveries to @Pepsi on Dec 1st!

＼SixTONES「Good Luck! /ふたり」／ 🗓明日10/7(金)22:00〜 8th シングル「Good Luck! /ふたり」より 「Good Luck!」MVがYouTubeでプレミア公開決定🎉🎉👍 リマインダー登録をお忘れなく！ リアルタイムでぜひご覧ください🌟 ▼視聴ページはこちら https://t.co/QLa0eQFoRu #SixTONES_GoodLuck