Gone Fishing with Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse is aural and visual Valium. They should prescribe it on the NHS.
Current favourite tv program: Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing. Bloody love it.
Votez pour votre couverture préférée de Blake et Mortimer (peut-être remplacera-t-elle la Rue de la Paix ?) et précommandez dès maintenant le jeu (sortie septembre 2023) !
Mortimer and Whitehouse it is then...👌
Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing is the most heart-warming programme on tv. fact. And I don’t even fish.
When I watch Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing, I get an urge to go back on the dating apps and swipe right on all the fellas with fish pics.
During author visits, I found elementary kids knew little/nothing about space stations. One reason for writing this book was to show the thrill/importance of exploring space. Mortimer reaches the ISS in the Dragon atop the super-cool SpaceX Falcon.[1/2] @elonmusk @dcbyoungreaders https://t.co/EixuMsu1iA
Thank you Mortimer & Whitehouse for being some joyous sanity and comedic insanity to a depressing day.
Friday night and I’m having a gardening and Whitehouse / Mortimer double bill and couldn’t be happier about it. Officially old. Don’t care.
Mortimer & Whitehouse… fucking love them. Pure happiness for 30 mins
President: Margin call gentlemen.
Mortimer: You can't expect us to...
President: You know the rules of the exchange.
Randolph: You know perfectly well we don't have $394-million in cash
(gasping for air, collapses)
Judge: Mortimer, your brother is not well.
Mortimer: F him! https://t.co/r6L5BceGNt
Enough England v Italy, Mortimer & Whitehouse Gone Fishing and in Scotland 🏴
The best Bob mortimer quote was, the time he scored a beautiful goal and the goal keeper was so upset and in shock he ran into the woods and set himself alight, because he understood he'd never see something so beautiful again...😄🤦♂️
Southgate mate. That was woeful. 5 matches without a win, first time since 2014. #NationsLeague
Ce week-end ce sera :
-Black et Mortimer
Athletico Mince with Bob Mortimer and a wrestling one. That's right I'll wrestle any cunt on here and win convincingly
I am literally obsessed with mortimer & whitehouse gone fishing like it’s so gently charming & they are so funny
The little laugh Bob Mortimer does when he catches a fish fills my heart with joy #GoneFishing
The first 2 minutes alone of Mortimer and Whitehouse has made the world 134% better. Have markets reacted?
Can’t beat a bit Mortimer & Whitehouse gone fishing! #gonefishing #mortimer #whitehouse
Πες μου ένα ψέμα
που να μοιάζει αληθινό.
Μην σε νοιάζει,
θα το πιστέψω.
και με την ζωή μου.
Λέω θ’ αλλάξω
αλλά ποτέ δεν αλλάζω.
Γιατί οι άνθρωποι,
όπως λένε οι σοφοί
δεν αλλάζουνε ποτέ.
Τι θα πειράξει ένα ψέμα ακόμη;
Φωτογραφία: Francis James Mortimer https://t.co/URffNStjZg
Nice to hear a bit of @Lloyd_Cole
at the end of Mortimer and Whitehouse Go Fishing. Sentimental fool? Yes!
Nice to hear @Lloyd_Cole
on Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
Mortimer and Whitehouse in the Scottish Highlands with a Woodlark (!) singing in the background. Come on BBC, great program but sort out the soundtrack please
Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer BBC2 😍