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jimmy fallon
One night I got drunk with a foreign diplomat. He thought I worked for “the embassy.” Turns out I work for “NBC.” #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 07:53 PM UTC
jimmy fallon
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny or embarrassing drinking story and tag it with #MyDrunkStory. Could be on the show!
13 Mar, 07:47 PM UTC
Catarina Duguay
I was super drunk at a bar once and walked into the bathroom. When I turned I bumped into someone and said "oh my gosh I'm so sorry". Took me 5 minutes to realize that the 'person' I bumped into was my reflection in the mirror. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 07:53 PM UTC
Ashley Lynn
I was trapped in an elevator, used the emergency phone freaking out till the door opened an I was rescued. Couldn’t figure out why my rescuers seemed so annoyed. Turns out I wasn’t trapped, in my drunken state I just forgot to press a button. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 08:12 PM UTC
Daniel Del Pozo
I once spilled beer on my socks at a party and decided that the quickest way for me to dry them off was a minute or two in the microwave... I left the kitchen with someone yelling out "Who's cooking a sock?!" #MyDrunkStory @jimmyfallon
13 Mar, 07:50 PM UTC
I called a cab and when I arrived home I proudly slid over a $10 bill, winked and said “keep the change” The cab ride was $24. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 08:19 PM UTC
#MyDrunkStory After a long day and night of drinking I woke up in bed and went to grab my phone, it wasn't there, but there was a peice of toast in its place. After looking around the house for the phone I found it, in the microwave covered in melted cheese. 👍
13 Mar, 08:37 PM UTC
Marie Connor
I woke up with a note on my mirror saying “Check your messages.” There was an e-mail confirming my order of $200 worth of Bump-its. Worst part was I paid extra for overnight shipping, so I couldn’t cancel the order. I pranked myself. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 09:16 PM UTC
I was drunkenly trying to make friends with a very angry girl in the bathroom, and when she told me to get away from her I looked her dead in the eyes and said, “You must be a South Pole Elf.” #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 08:08 PM UTC
Esther TheWonder Pig
@jimmyfallon I drank a box of wine, and woke up beside some turkey I’d never seen before. #MyDrunkStory. Esther TheWonder Pig's photo on #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 09:21 PM UTC
Jesse Betts
One time I got drunk with an old teacher from high school and apparently, at some point during the night, I raised my hand and asked him if I could use the bathroom. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 08:22 PM UTC
I was at a house party and straight up pooped myself. Ran upstairs, washed my underwear in the sink and jammed them in my purse. Ended up hooking up with one of the guys that lived there later that night and he thought it was sooooo hot I wasn't wearing underwear #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 08:28 PM UTC
mah ree nah
In college I once woke up with a full pound of potato salad in my purse. I was in the mood for a bite, but thought it'd be rude to ask the deli for a small amount. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 10:37 PM UTC
I once got drunk by myself and spent the entire night trying to call the White House just so I could ask Donald Trump if the J in his name stands for Jasmine. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 10:21 PM UTC
Stephanie Salomon
I had Domino’s saved in my contacts for convenience so one night after going out on Halloween I tried ordering drunk pizza. My dad’s contact was right below Domino’s. Guess who I accidentally called at 2am for pizza🙃 #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:42 PM UTC
Alicia Benner
@jimmyfallon I was at a new years eve party.I blacked out for 15 minutes in the bathroom & a couple days later I was going through my phone and found selfies I took sitting on the toilet & selfies with their dog that I sent via Snapchat that said #dogselfies #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:03 PM UTC
I have so many, it’s really exhausting to just think of one. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:48 PM UTC
Stacy Stuber
Talked a sober friend into driving us home but my keys would NOT unlock the car door. Called a locksmith and sat on hood of car behind us and waited. Locksmith pulled up and lit up car - turns out that wasn’t my car and we were actually sitting on MY hood #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:39 PM UTC
Carlie Krueger
I took care of my completely shmammered sister one night. While trying to convince her to get her pjs on, she proceeded to tell me she’d “rather lie on the floor than play on the saxophone”... She’s never played an instrument in her life #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:57 PM UTC
One night I was out drinking and came home to cook a pizza. My roommate was outside for five minutes , and in my drunken state I didn’t want to share. Needless to say I woke up with my arm on a half cooked pizza. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
Molly Murphy
After puking in a bar bathroom, I walked out feeling good & talked to friends like nothing happened. They asked if I wanted to go home so I figured they were tired. Didn't realize until the next morning that I had a big orange puke stain on my shirt. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
Carol Fallon
Thought it was a dog hair on her jacket , till I tried to remove it ,, it was attached to her face #mydrunkstory
13 Mar, 11:49 PM UTC
#mydrunkstory eating a meatball sub after the bar..a meatball fell out & rolled across the dirty, beer & glitter soaked basement carpet. Everyone stared in disgust as I picked it up, looked at it, and ate it...after shouting “I want a MF’ing meatball sub! 🤷🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️
13 Mar, 11:47 PM UTC
We had people over. Had been drinking Tequila. Then smoked some pot and got a craving for chocolate ice cream. Someone brought me some. The rest I only know because I have the pics of my naked body hugging the toilet + them putting me in a tub of cold water. PICS! #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:46 PM UTC
The night after Trump got "elected" I mistakenly mixed Jager Meister with copious amounts of Prosecco on an empty stomach, ranted, raved, got sick, and lied about why I didn't show up for work the next day. Not drinking problem/Trump problem. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:46 PM UTC
Maggie Payne
When I was 16 I got drunk while on a trip with my boyfriends family. I started throwing up and when his mom asked what was wrong we convinced her I had bad period cramps. She never asked why my vomit smelled like Bacardi and boxed wine #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
Israel Gonzalez🇵🇷🇺🇸
The following morning (after a night of drinking), my squad and I were headed to a training exercise, traveling on a school bus at 55pmh with all windows open. I had the urge to vomit so I stuck my head out the window a puked on everyone sitting behind me.#MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:02 AM UTC
@jimmyfallon #MyDrunkStory I got so drunk I went into a fire department to be a volunteer. 3 years later I’m still doing it.
14 Mar, 12:02 AM UTC
Debbie Cloud
@jimmyfallon It was my birthday. A dear friend made me an amazing birthday cake. I got so plastered - my wife told me I had licked the entire top of the cake! No one wanted any cake at my BD! #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:01 AM UTC
Steve Canis-Lupus
#MyDrunkStory Bought a Slurpee on the way back from bar. Passed out at buddies house. Woke up sick, couldn't find bathroom so yakked in Slurpee cup. Woke up in morning with dry mouth and temporary amnesia. "Oh look a Slurpee..." #WorstSlurpeeEVER!!
14 Mar, 12:01 AM UTC
Greg Drums
Was pulled over by the police and when asked for my license handed them my credit card. I was told I was drunk,but not drunk enough for Texas law and was escorted to the nearest motel to sleep it off #mydrunkstory
14 Mar, 12:01 AM UTC
@jimmyfallon After a staff party (I teach dance) the Mum’s & I were drunk& thought it would b wicked 2 hav a race in shopping trollys #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:01 AM UTC
The QS Realty Group
@jimmyfallon At a party a friend passed out on the couch and we wrapped him in plastic sheeting and duct taped his hands to his crotch to make him "sweat it off" He woke up the next morn and told us it took 2 hours to get out and the duct tape pulled all the hair off his arms #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:00 AM UTC
Rebecca Mayberry
I once drank so much absinthe that I hysterically cried over my ex boyfriend while puking all over my current boyfriends jacket 😂 #MyDrunkStory @jimmyfallon
14 Mar, 12:00 AM UTC
I only do 1-arm pushups and 1-legged squats when I'm drunk. My husband knows this and dares me. #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:00 AM UTC
I once was so drunk that I thought I knocked down my first tequila worm! …then realized that I wasn’t drinking tequila. Turns out…it was just a cigarette butt #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:00 AM UTC
Katie S
I got so drunk that I threw up on a cop. Didn't get arrested but found out the following Monday he was a customer of the insurance company I worked for. #MyDrunkStory
14 Mar, 12:00 AM UTC
Jake Card
@jimmyfallon #MyDrunkStory beer Olympics got the best of me and I fell asleep in my yard and my friends left me there
13 Mar, 11:59 PM UTC
JEN ;) ™
Drunk karaoke. Epic fail. Your So Vain just sounds good in my head. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:59 PM UTC
Gwenny S.
I was sloshed after my 27th bday. My girls and took the train home. And I happen 2 recognize Trey Lorenz(He sang “I’ll Be There” with Mariah for #Unplugged) so, I started singing to the infamous song 2 him. He ran away. I was just paying homage. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣#MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:58 PM UTC
Kayla Mabon
#MyDrunkStory I went to sent my alarm to wake up for class the next day and I woke up 2hrs after class had ended. When I checked my phone to see the time I had set, my drunk self had typed the time on the calculator instead
13 Mar, 11:58 PM UTC
That Beer Tho
Pretty sure you have a few @saarahhgee 🤣😂🤣😂 #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:58 PM UTC
Paul D
@jimmyfallon #MyDrunkStory After a night of raucous partying, my friend and I managed to make it back to the dorms. I dragged him in to the common locker room where he commenced to throw up. Lifting his head out of the toliet, he said, "I'm finished. Save yourself".
13 Mar, 11:57 PM UTC
#MyDrunkStory it was my 18th and I decided to drink absinthe. I ended up driving the toilet to the airport and getting into an accident where I lost my legs and dragged myself around the house all night like Joe Swanson crying that I had no legs 😂
13 Mar, 11:57 PM UTC
Amanda Dee
I was at a Halloween party and took off my shoes. Woke up the next morning to find a peice of glass in my foot that needed surgery to take it out #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:56 PM UTC
debbie peterson
@jimmyfallon One time I was at a dance club super drunk and smoking a cigarette, I dropped it and it fell in my pocket...caught my pants on fire!! #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:56 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon My boss took me out for my 21st—4 Yeager bombs later, we’re at a gentleman’s club on a Wednesday night, and they paid a girl to rub Nair on my eyebrows. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:56 PM UTC
@cnni I luv the idea, must be from the hair. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:55 PM UTC
Lisa Calarco
@jimmyfallon First night out after having my first kid and I got sick on the car ride home, puked in my husband’s prized bag and topped it off by crying ‘omg. I’m somebody’s mother!!’ It’s become a family story that won’t die 🤣 #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:55 PM UTC
Henry Knight
I went to Mexico for New Years. My hotel had a hell of a margarita- from 5pm to 3am I was drinking them like water. Met Spanish ppl and partied away. Woke up at 4 pm next day with blood on my face and dried margarita on my chest and another mans shoes on my feet. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:54 PM UTC
janie campbell
4 friends day drinking in NOLA. get into an elevator at a 4 story hotel and realize 15 mins later the door has never opened. Too busy cry laughing about our day to push the button. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:54 PM UTC
Anthony Damman
@jimmyfallon I blacked out at a Halloween frat party. I woke cuddling a blind guys husky while sitting near the Mario Bros and Zelda. I thought I was inside a Smash Bros game and unlocked a secret dog character. I got upset when my phone wouldn't control the dog. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:54 PM UTC
Susan Bender
@jimmyfallon One night I got drunk, put my head down and passed out at the bar...my friends then played Heads Up, Thumbs Up "with" me. I wonder if I won.... #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:54 PM UTC
Zach Lancaster
I was blackout drunk at my best friend’s house and I went to her bathroom to puke. When she came looking for me, she found the door locked and asked me if I was okay. I said, “I can’t see anything? Am I blind, Tamra?” The light was off and I was in the floor. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:53 PM UTC
Wendy Baker
@jimmyfallon I attempted to swing from tree branch to tree branch one time.... not easy when you can’t even climb the tree to begin with!!! #mydrunkstory
13 Mar, 11:53 PM UTC
Tammy Smith
One night I passed out in front of our apartment building only to be awakened the next morning by parents dropping their kids off at the preschool next door. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:52 PM UTC
Israel Gonzalez🇵🇷🇺🇸
@jimmyfallon The following morning (after a night of drinking), my squad and I were headed to a training exercise, traveling on a school bus at 55pmh with all windows open. I had the urge to vomit so I stuck my head out the window a puked on everyone sitting behind me. #MyDrunkStory.
13 Mar, 11:51 PM UTC
Cliff Smith
@jimmyfallon I fell down the stairs at my friends y2k party and got rugburn on my face. next day I IMd him from my new AOL account, "RugBurned42". #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:51 PM UTC
Paige Roberts
The only time I got drunk I snapchatted my mum and said "I'm drinking Vodka, because you know...Russia." Then I called my ex-bf 12 times and left voicemails. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
I was so drunk I blacked out at my sisters wedding. Told my sister she wasn’t my sister just because she got married and started crying on the stage in front of everybody #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon Was at a party. Got blackout drunk. Things got sketchy. Woke up in jail. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
That Beer Tho
I have a habit of calling for a ride after drinking and after ordering lyft. I shared my location and Hopped into a lyft, drunkenly left my phone. And my poor ex spent the next two hours following the lyft driver 🙊🙈 and I woke up drunk and phoneless at my cousins #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:50 PM UTC
Bethany Ann
@jimmyfallon One time I was twirling pizza dough in the air for a crowd in Key West. I was receiving all kinds of applause thinking I was doing a great job, only to find out that my top had fallen down. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:49 PM UTC
❤Felicia Wilkerson❤
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13 Mar, 11:49 PM UTC
Valerie Power
@jimmyfallon When I was in university I was drunk while at a dance. This guy kept dancing with me and started spinning me around. I told him to stop because I felt sick but he wouldn’t. I threw up down his back. He stopped spinning me then. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:49 PM UTC
I hate myself and I hate you. I am going to grab a knife and kill myself, then blame it on you. #MyDrunkStory https://t.co/11ALx1J7aV
13 Mar, 11:48 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon #MyDrunkStory Right after prom My friends and I went to the bar got drunk next morning Woke up with no pants found out it was on the utility pole outside my home which caught fire and the houses in my neighbourhood had no electricity for a week and a half
13 Mar, 11:47 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon This one time in my 20’s I let my drunk brain tell a police officer that I found men in uniform sexy.. I then asked the police to pull me over, handcuff me and bend me over the hood of his cop car! My friend ushered me away and said don’t worry she’s not driving! 😳#MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:47 PM UTC
#MyDrunkStory i ended up married and pregnant. 😂
13 Mar, 11:47 PM UTC
Michelle 🐶🐻
#MyDrunkStory went out w a friend who ditched me 4 a guy. I ended up hanging out on the porch w that guys friend. We spent the whole night drinking, talking and shouting out our new fav word that seemed to be the funniest thing ever....that word? Burrito!
13 Mar, 11:46 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon The night after Trump got "elected" I mistakenly mixed Jager Meister with copious amounts of Prosecco on an empty stomach, ranted, raved, got sick, and lied about why I didn't show up for work the next day. Not drinking problem/Trump problem. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:46 PM UTC
Queen Bee🖤
#MyDrunkStory I was at opening day, snuck behind the bar, stole a fifth of alcohol and walked out of the bar to drink it.
13 Mar, 11:46 PM UTC
Abbey Cruikshank
@jimmyfallon Met Ryan Reynolds in a bar in Regina Saskatchewan on my bday. So drunk when my friends went over to thank him for saying happy bday he said "it's really nice the group home let's you take ppl out for there bday" #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
Marishka Bailey
Got drunk. Bet on the Pats against Giants for Superbowl. I lose. Wake up with "Lisa was here" and a random stripper's name tattooed on my ass. Still there, husband hates it. The end. 😂 #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
#MyDrunkStory well it's my friend's story (not me 'cause I'm 19, not yet 21) so one time he got so drunk, he walked back to his home with a box on him like he's solid snake from mgs! But i highly doubt his story, but it's somewhat funny.😆 Jason's photo on #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon one night i got so drunk i ended up under my friends lowered ford. no idea how my drunken fat ass got under there but it was a mission getting back out "just put it in reverse" was not the brightest suggestion #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
lauren martin
One time when we were young and drunk in TJ my gf started crying over a dead bird in the middle of the sidewalk, cursing Mexico. Like 10 mins later we realized it was a black plastic bag and folks were laughing at us. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:45 PM UTC
Kellyn Freire
I tried to put sausage in a toaster #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:44 PM UTC
Pablo Moysam
@jimmyfallon 1996: Senior year in college I get 'kidnapped' by friends from a party and taken to an initiation ritual. Made me drink alcohol mixed with crickets, ash and all sorts of disgusting stuff. I did, but threw up in the same cup. Drank it again. They all barfed. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:44 PM UTC
EA Hish
Friend's bday party at my parents house while out of town. Don't remember much but...at some point, my brother snuck in and rubbed Tobasco on the rim of every solo cup in the stack and put them back. Weird duck & fish lips...intense. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:44 PM UTC
#MyDrunkStory on my 21st birthday, I was out and I was gonna try and be forward and buy a guy a drink. He was gone by the time I turned around with the drink. I ended up just buying myself another drink.
13 Mar, 11:44 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon After a night of drinking, I wanted to stop for some food. So while I was in the drive through, after I paid at the first window, I fell asleep waiting for the car in front of me to get their food. I woke up to the lady inside yelling at me. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:44 PM UTC
@jimmyfallon This isn’t about me, but about my dad. Once at his cousin’s bachelor party, he and his friends got so drunk, that they went into a local store, bought $700 worth of pineapples, and once they returned, my dad screamed “Help, we have to help Spongebob!” #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:43 PM UTC
Roy Martinez
@jimmyfallon Out on St. Patrick's day one year. Noticed a drunk girl screaming that her friend on the ground was dead. I pointed out he was breathing and she got very angry and yelled obscenities at me. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:43 PM UTC
Drunk Confidence
Champ! #MyDrunkStory #DrunkConfidence Drunk Confidence's photo on #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:43 PM UTC
Cory Medina
@jimmyfallon I was pretty drunk when my friend came over to borrow a tow rope so I went and took off the laces to my shoes and told him to use these...the next morning I couldn't figure out why my laces where missing. He told me the story a month later. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:42 PM UTC
Tammy Smith
One early morning after closing the local bar I backed my truck up to our second story porch, threw all of my belongings into it's bed and moved to NJ. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:41 PM UTC
Pav :)
Apparently when I was drunk I called my dad to pick me up. When passing another pub I've stopped my dad and said: I would like to stop here how much do I owe you? My dad charged me $30 and off he went. #MyDrunkStory
13 Mar, 11:41 PM UTC

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