I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not a democrat.
When you’re out and you can’t remember if you turned your curling iron off or not #thebachelorette
If I want you.. lol ima get you.
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1) Masahiro “allows a 4-run inning every start” Tanaka
2) James “One Good Start Against the Red Sox” Paxton
3) Domingo “My Hip Is the Reason I’ve Sucked” German
4) CC “I get my knee drained every 3 weeks” Sabathia
5) JA “Would Allow a HR to Tyler Wade” Happ
Pete Alonso with a 3-run hr off Paxton. Derby. Gotta be in the Derby.
Mets Game 67 of 162, @ NYY
Tuesday, June 11, 7:05 p.m.
Doubleheader 2 of 2
LHP James Paxton:
INF Luis Guillorme is active as the Mets' 26th man for the doubleheader.
J.D. Davis LF
Mets win, 10-4.
They're now 33-34, get the split here.
They tattooed James Paxton.
Vargas, the ace, delivered a quality start.
How you feeling after the split?
James Paxton: "I've got to get back to work and figure out what I need to do to get back to helping this team win."
James Paxton didn't blame his knee or the Stadium mound or his astrology chart for getting knocked out in the 3rd innings vs. Mets tonight. "That one's on me. Just didn't pitch a very good game.''
This was a bad day for the Yankees. Arguably most significant news event of day for either team was Betances injury. Paxton not looking right is pretty bad too.
FINAL: #Mets 10-4 #Yankees
WP.- Jason Vargas (3-3)
LP.-James Paxton (3-3)
HRS.-Mets: Pete Alonso (22), J. D. Davis (7), Carlos Gómez (3). Yankees: Brett Gardner (10).
Salieron a mano del Bronx hoy en la Serie del Subway.
Watching a movie starring Judd Nelson as a garbage man who a) moonlights as a terrible standup comic and b) inexplicably grows a third arm out of his back. Bill Paxton co-stars. He just showed up, an accordion strapped to his chest.
If it makes anyone feel better, Chris Sale looked like this a few weeks ago against the Jays. Soft contact, but a lot of contact that added up for runs.
He turned it around. Paxton will too.
Can’t wait for the inevitable Paxton DL stint after this start. Cashman is probably the worst GM in the game when it comes to assessing starting pitching. He has NEVER hit on a Starting Pitching acquisition
2019 James Paxton at Home
All are the best in the majors this year (min 5 home starts)
Mets beat Yankees 10-4 to salvage a split of the doubleheader.
Alonso: 3-run HR (21st)
Paxton: 2.2 IP, 6 ER #LGM #PinstripePride
People have been too hard on Paxton tonight. The guy is in the top 10-15 range for starting pitchers in baseball. If he’s injured, he’ll go back on the IL and come back soon. If he’s not, I have complete confidence he’ll sort it out, as would any objective minded person.
Alonso on his homer galvanizing the team: "That’s huge. Paxton is a dude for a reason, and to rough up a guy like that is huge resilience for us. It was really good opportunity for us to get momentum for the rest of the game and take it into the next series.”
For the couch GMs keeping score at home, Corbin has a 14.12 ERA in his last three starts. And Paxton has a better ERA than Corbin this season. So there’s that
Ojalá todos estuvieran tan felices como yo 😌
Loathing of the poor & all who can't "pull their own weight" is a cornerstone of Howardism. All successive governments Gillard included have reinforced the ideology until it's become socially ingrained. Media is complicit: never forget Ray Martin's hounding of the Paxton family.
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at 11:15. Bigger surprise Paxton hit hard or Vargas shutting down #Yanks? + should #Yankees pursue #Wheeler? @sal_licata @MarcMalusis
join us for that and we go 1 on 1 with new #Jets GM Joe Douglas
James Paxton, asked about his knee and adjusting to pitching with a brace, said neither were an issue. "Just a bad game on my part." Added he "let the team down" today. #Yankees
Paxton has been nothing but honest since joining the #Yankees. If he says the knee isn’t an issue, then I totally believe him. https://t.co/o9UwK0n8CW
YOURE GOIN' DOWN, MR. BEAN!
BILLY NYE THE GOT HIS ASS WHOOPED GUY!
GILBERT GODFRIED GONNA GET IT
WILLIAM DAFOE? MORE LIKE MY FOE!
KEVIN COSTNER, LETS GO
BILL PAXTON GONNA GET A SMAXTON
BRUCE WILLIS!...Please stay home, I dont have health insurance right now https://t.co/zqKb6hwkh0
Was not able to watch the game tonight but looking at the box score now. Terrible night for Paxton for the #Yankees. Vargas with yet another quality start. As of right now, he is the #Mets ace. Both have off days tomorrow.
Vargas casually trolling James Paxton with the Canada goose hat 😂
Not with this staff we are not. Brittleness rearing it’s ugly head. It’s just a matter of time before Paxton heads to the IL.
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The Mets roughed up James Paxton for 6 ER in just 2.2 IP - the most runs he's allowed and his shortest outing so far this season with the Yankees.
Never hazed, but I did say fuck it on the third day after they told me to clean a chick's golf shoe with a toothbrush to prove that I was a gentleman. Never gave Chad, Paxton, Braxton, and Brunswick Stew a chance for any actual hazing
I like Paxton but he wasn’t a great bet to make based on his injury history I know the price wasn’t prohibitive But Sheffield could have been used for cole a year earlier they said no
Oh man, I would love to add Bauer that’s actually the guy I really want, and that’s the guy the Yanks should of traded for before the season not Paxton 😡.
What a crap day. Finish 1-4.
Had a dog lost in the 10th. Another dog had a 2-run lead that saw a blown save. Paxton came crashing to earth in Yankee Stadium. Couple of heartbreakers today. Tomorrow will be better!
please come to boys state tomorrow!!! :(
I have Paxton. I literally can’t even. I don’t know why I drafted three Yankee starters (Paxton, Tanaka, and Happ). They are killing me.
He really has no clue. “Paxton is close....” to what? Getting sent down or the IL?
Advice to you. Start worrying about Rays or you could find yourself in wildcard game again with James Paxton on the mound.
Paxton looked horrible tonight, it was sad
Yankees have to be very disappointed in James Paxton's performance tonight. That was as poor of a pitching outing in recent Yankees memory. The Mets aren't a good team and Paxton has to be able to shut them down after his team took the 1st game. Paxton suppose to an ace not a dud
Final: #Mets 10 #Yankees 4
• Gardner HR(10) RBI
• Torres 2-3, RBI
• Paxton 2.2 IP, 7H, 6ER, 1K, 2BB
Ugly game. Yankees split the double header. Pitching wasn't good at all. Good news is the Rays lost so the division remains tied.
People jumping down James Paxton’s throat after a somewhat mediocre start to the season should really strain their tiny brains to remember how Sonny Gray was in the starting rotation. Is Paxton perfect? Nah. About 1000x better than Gray? YUH #PinstripePride
Glad to see James Paxton is as good as Jason Vargas. What a signing!
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Paxton didn't look good at all!?!
Thank God for a day off tomorrow 👏👏