Sorry to shake things up but I'm excited to announce I'm throwing my hat in the ring and joining the presidential race and running on the single issue platform to jail everyone involved in the pitching, scripting, acting, shooting, and approval of the Peloton ad.
a peloton ad where the husband gives his wife a peleton and she sells it and has $2,000.
So sweet. My husband was inspired by the Peloton ad to get me a pair of pants in a child’s medium and a handwritten note that says “Don’t fucking touch me till you can fit into these”
Nothing says “maybe you should lose a few pounds” like gifting your already rail thin life partner a Peloton
What kind of sucker buys his wife a Peloton anyway? Buy her some cast iron pots and pans. They’re super heavy so she can stay in shape WHILE she makes dinner.
The only comment I have on that Peloton ad is that there's no way that child is vaccinated
I’m gonna marry the peloton wife and let her do whatever she wants and bake her garlic bread every night and give her scarves for Christmas
worried the peloton wife is going to leave her husband & apply to grad school once she discovers she loves working hard & getting nowhere
We all need to treasure the things that bring us together as a nation, as a people. Collectively hating on this Peloton ad is that thing.
a peloton ad where the thin and hot peloton gift recipient films the peloton accumulating clothes in the guest room throughout the year and ends the video by serving her husband divorce papers
NYT: “We asked ten suburban white women who voted for Trump what they think of the new Peloton ad, and...”
WIFE: A surprise Christmas present? Oh my God, is it a Peloton??
ME [duct-taping a Microsoft Zune to a CitiBike I stole from a German tourist]: Absolutely
Each successive second of this ad made me less inclined to buy a Peloton.
It's clear this woman doesn't need a Peloton. She needs a good therapist and a divorce lawyer. https://t.co/II7F0HicAE
fuck the haters, anyone can get me a Peloton for Christmas
So I guess George isn't getting Kellyanne a Peloton this year.
Fun Fact: peloton is Latin for “the bad place”
the peloton ad couple are one more christmas away from asking me to have a threesome with them to help save their marriage
That Peloton commercial would be better if at the end you found out she used it to train hard everyday so that the following year, she could beat the shit out of her husband for buying her an exercise bike for Christmas.
I get that the Peloton ad has generated some feelings, but I'll never, ever get over the holiday commercials in which one person surprises his/her spouse with a $30K car without even a hint of discussion.
A peloton ad where the husband gives his wife a peloton and she uses it to get in shape so she can run away from her Secret Service protection and escape back to Slovenia.
All I want for Christmas is a Peloton bike in a multi-million dollar house with 35 foot windows, two brand new Lexuses out front with gigantic red bows, while I open a jewelry box for my wife while we are decked out in beige and black Banana Republic outfits.
Idk why everyone’s hating on this #peloton ad. Personally, it’s inspired me
To take a selfie video with the next shitty present I get every day for a year then force the person who gave it to me to watch the montage
[peloton ad meeting]
Ad Exec: A weight loss journey.
CMO: Go on...
Ad Exec: But instead of featuring actual customers who’ve transformed their lives, we hire a model already in amazing shape?
CMO: Make it happen.
[twelve hours later]
peloton is the dumbest cult and i don't respect it. if you're going to become singularly devoted to something it should be a crusty hippie with LSD who promises you eternal life on his spaceship, not Chasten from Santa Monica who says he can grant you slim calves
Another reason to hate the Peloton ad is the daughter looks to be idk 10? And the couple looks idk 28? and they have this huge crazy house, with dedicated Peleton room. And while none of that is impossible...
Play this for your wife before she gets on the Peloton this morning
Hoy Perón anduvo ahí, estuvo en esa sala de Comodoro Py junto a Cristina y frente al pelotón de fusilamiento. Y hoy se vio clarito: esto es liberación o dependencia.
#CristinaDenuncia #CristinaCoraje https://t.co/0I1k4af3nd