A rumor online indicated J.J. Watt had announced his final three teams on his Peloton bio.
So he had to clear the air 😅

Cmon JJ This is a fucken peloton room if ive ever seen one

Ppl in Cleveland finding out he doesn’t have a peloton

Ce couple a manifesté contre la dictature hier.
Ils ont marché de Lalue à Delmas, donnant un interview au passage. La fatigue les a forcé à prendre 1 moto pour la 1ère fois depuis longtemps, après négociation bien sur, pour rejoindre le peloton de tête de la manif.
Determination.
https://t.co/8o6oSh9avNI still trust Peloton profiles more than ESPN for NFL free agency news.
yo i’m not fucjin around LA normies who love their entertainment jobs will suck your soul out of your eyeballs and you won’t even notice til you’re ordering a peloton and drinking an 18 dollar turmeric juice like a fucjin giant unforgivable asshole
The whole peloton thing was obviously not legit. JJ Watt doesn’t ride bikes. He just bench presses cars and shit.
https://t.co/3DSTuUCvqH#Apple has been steadily working out from its base in computers to mobile, television, voice & wearables. The story coming into focus is a move into fitness:
Apple should acquire #Peloton
👉
https://t.co/NSvuil3Vgm 
Maybe calling bikes “outdoor Pelotons” might make them easier to explain to Americans.
(They might even want to look up what peloton actually means.)
NFL Twitter went from decrypting Peloton clues to digesting JJ Watt/Arizona to discussing internship principles and market concepts.
What a Monday.
y’all think white people using blaccents is an issue until it’s coming from a hot peloton instructor...
🚴🏻♂️ ¡El modo multijugador de #TourDeFrance2020 ya está disponible en PlayStation 4 y Xbox One!
Encabeza el pelotón en los recorridos para alzarte con la victoria en todas las etapas... ¡ahora con amigos y jugadores en línea!

J.J. Watt has had a busy Monday.
1. ESPN's Field Yates first noted that his Peloton bio cut his preferred destinations down to GB, CLE and BUF.
2. Watt then refuted that info.
3. Now, Ian Rapoport reports Watt and ARZ have agreed to terms.
🚨Story:
https://t.co/oLplL319va https://t.co/4OMCegcVtW@MargaWirkierman Pancho con mostaza
😎 con todo este pelotón de gentuza y de offshores que funcionan, fijate si las corpos y los mañeteros no van a estar felices 😎
Rokey *No Unity Without Accountability* 🇺🇸@rokeypdxDear Mirror home exercise thingy - showing a lot of emaciated people jumping around doesn't make me want to buy your product. cc: Peloton
@CuarentenaVip Si, por eso Salinas dijo que quedaban en el fondo del pelotón.
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https://t.co/61ReVgR6dC https://t.co/Tpr72xSxMNMonday:
Laundry 🧺✅
Cooked a meal 🍲✅
Went for a peloton ride 🚴🏽♀️✅
Walked to the post office ✉️✅
Cleaned my kitchen 🧽✅
Now, just nap and prep for another night in paradise.
🚴♂️ Grandes carreras del calendario World Tour coparán la atención de la semana
🔥 Estrellas del pelotón como Pogacar o Alaphilippe estarán en acción
https://t.co/VXAxi5m1bmPeloton should send JJ Watt a bike now.
@dr_tugo 😂🤣
Con la gente que va a ciertas velocidades parece frecuente lo de gritar cosas (en mi caso pelotón de ciclistas 👀)...