Sox Offense: No way you can blow this lead
Rick Porcello: Hold my beer
Sox Offense: No, hold my beer
Rick Porcello keeps punching us all right in the penis
UPDATE after 11-2 O’s win:
O’s v Red Sox series starters:
Price❌ Vs. Means✅
815 starts 31 starts
$20M avg. $500K avg.
#RedSox at #Orioles: Betts RF, Devers 3B, Bogaerts SS, Martinez DH, Benintendi LF, Vázquez C, Bradley Jr. CF, Chavis 1B, Holt 2B, Porcello P
For the second straight start, Rick Porcello has been staked to a 5-0 lead and given back four of them before the end of the 3rd inning. 5-4 Sox at Baltimore. #RedSox
Rick Porcello should decline tonight’s W, that was some awful pitching.
Well, we can check Rick Porcello off our free-agent list.
More money for Brock Holt, awesome!
Hey Titanic woman, how long has it been since Rick Porcello didn't pitch like total dog crap? #RedSox https://t.co/BhEFyHwm0s
Rick Porcello's earned runs over his last five starts:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL SO MEAN TO RICK PORCELLO AND IM GONNA MUTE ALL OF YOUR NEGATIVE RUDE ASSES !!!!! HES HAVING A BAD SEASON WE GET IT YOU GUYS ARE UGLY YOURE HAVING A BAD LIFE BYE
Porcello has been as bad, if not worse than Sale this season.
The difference is he gets run support.
you were one of the only DFS touts in the industry to completely tell people not to play Porcello and you did not like him as value. Even I did not want to risk falling on that sword. Good call nephew!
No one should be surprised; we know what Porcello did with the first lead they gave him.
Pitching change: Hembree in, Porcello out.
Including their 16 runs tonight, the #RedSox have scored 49 runs in Rick Porcello's last 4 starts.
They've scored 17 total runs in Chris Sale's last 4 starts https://t.co/OBNx6qc97E
The bitch of this is that a 10 run game will still require 12 outs from the pen because Porcello can barely get through 5.
50 years ago: #MoonLanding
Tonight: Porcello gets 16 runs and makes it through 5 innings.
Cuán injusto es el béisbol....Porcello no merece ganar este juego en lo absoluto. Si quieres tener una idea de cuán mal está, baste decirte que en sus últimas 5 aperturas ha permitido 41 hits y 27 carreras limpias en apenas 23 entradas. Su récord en ese tramo (3-1)
Rick Porcello has now gone 5 straight starts with
IP ≤ 6.0
ER ≥ 4
Tied for 3rd longest in Red Sox history
1. Vaughn Eshelman - 6
1. Bill Lee - 6
3. Daisuke Matsuzaka - 5
3. Felix Doubront - 5
3. Rick Porcello - 5
They're not even close to similar. Porcello has been absolute hot trash. Sale has had a ton of bad luck. Advanced metrics basically have Sale 2+ runs better.
Final da parte alta da 6a
Vem aí Porcello? Ou será que Hembree entra?
Porcello needs a mystery trip to the DL. I'm tired of watching him "try to figure things out". #Redsox
Take him out Cora , wow Porcello is so bad right now #redsox
I am a:
🔘 Red Sox fan
🔘 A starter that isn’t Rick Porcello
Hembree still isn’t right. 4-5 mph off his velocity. Porcello bad. Sale not good. Price ok but not spectacular. Most of the pen is bad. I mean there’s a long October run.... and then there’s an utter collapse by the complete staff: perplexing
Rick Porcello can't go 6 innings when spotted 16 runs ... but we got space chat on @NESN
You guys ready.
It is Red Sox bullpen Time. 🥰😊🥳
It is 16-6
Rick porcello is done for tonight.
Giddy up let's go. https://t.co/IhS009taHQ
Porcello is searching, Sale is searching, Price is searching. Someone get the #RedSox pitchers a GPS.
Since June 1st, Rick Porcello has 2 quality starts (6 IP, 3 ERs or less). He has given up 38 runs in 47 1/3 IP, good enough for a 7.23 ERA. Enough is enough. Guy is not helping you win at all
WTF Cora pull this piece of crap out already. He doesn't deserve a freakin win with this b.s performance. So sick of how Cora manages now. He's a retard keeping bums in for a chance to win. Porcello sucks. Yanks will score 10 off him in 1st inn and that will be it. Dump him now
i feel very mariah-carey-idontknowher.gif about rick porcello being from new jersey
Porcello is one the worst two strike pitchers in league #redsox
Rick Porcello is NOT good...
God bless Rick Porcello for giving us a Cy Young season and generally seeming like a solid teammate and a good guy. But he is a very bad pitcher at this point and I wish he would figure it out.
Darwinzon Hernandez and Porcello need to swap their places.
That's a sexy line for Porcello. 5 inning, 11 hits 6 earned runs.
porcello is the bad picher history after he won cy young
Rick 'Way Back' Porcello gives way to Heath 'Homer' Hembree. Hold on to your hats Sox fans! #BOSvsBAL
Heath Hembree remplace Porcello sur la butte
You start with who's an F/A after 2019 / 2020. Then out of that, group who's Producing?
-Holt has a 350.AVG & a 850.OPS
(F/A after 2019)
-Workman has a 1.84 ERA
(F/A after 2020)
-Bradley has a 740. OPS
(F/A after 2020)
Porcello Sucks & Mitch is Hurt.
So Probably not Them 2
Sox need to send porcello to the moon no pun intended
WOW!!! JBJ!!!!! Porcello! Everyone!!! 16-6!!!! GO SOX!!!!
Alex thank you for speaking truth to power on the corrupt ongoings in P.R. Great to see athletes take a stand on issues that effect millions of people on a daily basis.We need more of it! On the baseball front Porcello & Sale should have Leon catch them every turn Btw.
Next year: let go porcello that will clear up 18 mill then move nate back into the starting rotation and sign Jose Abreu
IF Porcello gets this win, it may be his ugliest W ever.
I feel like this is an exaggeration mostly because Porcello is t on your SoWish roster
Can you imagine if Jacob deGrom had Rick Porcello’s run support?
Rick Porcello re-gifts more than Tim Whatley. #redsox #orioles
Martin out, soulagement du côté de l'équipe à l'eau sale.
16-6 début de 6ème. Porcello devrait rester dans le dugout pour le reste du match après 99 pitchs en 5 IP
A nice thing I remind myself of during Rick Porcello’s starts is that he won’t be a #RedSox ever again starting in 4 months.
Man rick porcello gonna have to call it a career this guy has nothing
Porcello gets out of inning despite giving up a HR
After 5th 16-6 Red Sox
Porcello pitching utter garbage. 👎#RedSox
Gotta get to the bullpen first. Knowing porcello he'll blow well before them
why is Porcello still out there? Screw the W for him. Glad he’s out of the inning.
I really can’t wait till porcello is off my team
Main is a wrap, had a hella nice showing from our bats but Porcello ruined it, and faded some chalk such as Joc, VanMeter, JBJ, which crushed the cash line. Early is looking good! Onto tomorrow 🤞🏼
WHAT THE FUCK BRUH PORCELLO YOU BETTER BE GONE AFTER THIS SEASON DISGRACE #RedSox
Case in point: Porcello has a 10 run lead in the bottom of 5th with two outs and is on the verge of being pulled from the game.
Geez Porcello. 11 hits and 6 runs= 💩
So trade for another starting pitcher and DFA Porcello. Sounds like a good idea.
So Eric... Porcello still the "Heart of the Ocean" or time to drop in the sea? 🙂.
Porcello is getting absolutely hammered. Doesn’t really deserve to qualify for the win tonight.
In a normal game, Rick Porcello would have been out of this thing five hits and three runs ago.
Rick Porcello, what has happened to you?
Porcello es una verguenza si lo dejan le empatan el juego facíl
Lmao rick porcello sucks my god