#PrecautionaryAdultingTales

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Shellie ✌🏻❤️🎶
@dirtroaddiva1
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re probably drunk. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Shellie ✌🏻❤️🎶's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:01 PM UTC
The WonderKat 💫🃏🍷
@WonderKat365
There is such a thing as too much tequila. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:01 PM UTC
J.P.
@KidStClair
Have kids they said. Itll be fun they said #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
RiotGrl🥀
@ErinLea7
Avoiding doctors visits and hoping you don’t die. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Dana
@sunkisseeddd
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Stay far away from that witch Sallie Mae.
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Cameron Grant
@coolcam101
You might turn into your parents when you tell the same stories repeatedly. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Dirtbag Murphy
@dirtbagmurphy
I once ate an entre tub of Ice cream and got sick because nobody was around to tell me no #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Brie Warder
@BrieHxC
Beware of Uncle Sam! #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Brie Warder's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Brie Warder
@BrieHxC
#5OclockFridays is back with #PrecautionaryAdultingTales! Ye be warned! Brie Warder's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 09:58 PM UTC
Jen
@JenTusch
You can't just buy or adopt a pet because you really, really want one without realizing the number of years that you are going to have that pet. Animals are not disposable. They are family members. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Jen's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:04 PM UTC
🥞MeltLikeButta🥞
@jwbutta
So it turns out that they make you pay for the stuff that you buy with credit cards. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales 🥞MeltLikeButta🥞's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:01 PM UTC
DavaStarr
@DavaStarr
Don't put your dick in the cash register #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:03 PM UTC
Kevin
@kevinwxgg
The phone company is on drugs. Paid the wireless bill. They wanted more money the very next month. I said, “Look, you have a problem. Get help.” #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:20 PM UTC
BRANDON🥃
@BrandonBurner66
You’ll never sleep a full night again #PrecautionaryAdultingTales BRANDON🥃's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Cameron Grant
@coolcam101
Don’t push the Red Button. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Cameron Grant's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 09:59 PM UTC
Dirtbag Murphy
@dirtbagmurphy
Not voting #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 09:59 PM UTC
🌊☯️just Amy😇∞😈
@AAskelson
You won’t have an amazing metabolism forever. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales 🌊☯️just Amy😇∞😈's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:11 PM UTC
Hashtag Roundup
@HashtagRoundup
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales is this week's Five O'clock Fridays hosted by @BrieHxC Hashtag Roundup's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:00 PM UTC
Zvjezdan Patz
@zvjezdanpatz
A joke you tell, because it's for real and helps in introductions with people, can get out of hand quite easily. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Zvjezdan Patz's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:30 PM UTC
Geff Gefferson
@GeffGefferson1
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Always Show Your Child Love. Or This Happens... @BrieHxC Geff Gefferson's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:03 PM UTC
me
@mryanerdek
Monday happens to everyone.....better get used to it!#PrecautionaryAdultingTales me's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:43 PM UTC
cranky old dad
@officedrone841
Heres a lesson to remember. You SHOULD disagree on politics with other members of your family. Youre in different stages and places in life and worried about different things. Respect that. Its cool. It doesnt mean theyre the devil. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:01 PM UTC
Jessica Carberry
@Jessberrie
If you’re gonna lie about your age make sure when you discuss your childhood memories it’s in the right Era . #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:33 PM UTC
Erin's here in spirit
@renaissancewom6
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Growing up is highly overrated Erin's here in spirit's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:49 PM UTC
Vicki
@STVickiWAAF
1. This is going to hurt...A LOT. 2. It’s you. Not him. 3. He really is undressing you with his eyes. 4. Pretty people have it easier. 5. There are people making millions who will never work as hard as you do for your $40,000 a year. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
12 Jan, 12:08 AM UTC
Shine Bright 🌞🌟🌜
@xmillrunner
Parenting is a job you’ll have the rest of your life. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:13 PM UTC
Jessica Wildfire
@JessicaLexicus
Avocados not included #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:25 PM UTC
♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫
@keet0007
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales So You wanna be the Pope? Well, you can't be. You wanna know why? Because I am. ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:10 PM UTC
😁Joe...☠ NEVER ➡
@likenretweet69
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Just do it for everyone's sake... no one likes a dirty ass 😁Joe...☠ NEVER ➡'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:18 PM UTC
✨🖤 Küshy Katzz 🖤✨
@katzz77
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Snap, Crackle and Pop will come back to visit you everyday when you’re older. They just love your knees. ✨🖤 Küshy Katzz  🖤✨'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:56 PM UTC
Brie Warder
@BrieHxC
Beware of insomnia... and whatever the hell that Baby Shark business is all about. 😐😑 #PrecautionaryAdultingTales! Brie Warder's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:02 PM UTC
✨🖤 Küshy Katzz 🖤✨
@katzz77
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Thank God for unanswered prayers occasionally. ✨🖤 Küshy Katzz  🖤✨'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:59 PM UTC
😁Joe...☠ NEVER ➡
@likenretweet69
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Always respect your elders no matter what you're doing with them 🤷‍♂️😂 😁Joe...☠ NEVER ➡'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 10:27 PM UTC
Jamie- Uglee Truth Podcast
@theugleetruth
Clean your toilet before you go out to party #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:11 PM UTC
me
@mryanerdek
Don’t rely on only one information source.......do your due diligence and research......critical thinking skills are more important now than ever!#PrecautionaryAdultingTales me's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:01 PM UTC
Jamie- Uglee Truth Podcast
@theugleetruth
Yes, you can eat cake for dinner but those cute pants you spent your rent money on won't fit and....you can't wear the cake. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:10 PM UTC
📚BooksRMary📚
@MaryG0401
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Pay your taxes! 📚BooksRMary📚's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:16 PM UTC
Lisa Champney
@ChampneyLisa
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Never a borrower or a lender be! 🤔
11 Jan, 10:09 PM UTC
HiddenHotties.com
@HiddenHotties
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales : The boyfriend who pays for her boob job is always the EX-BOYFRIEND within six months. HiddenHotties.com's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:25 PM UTC
Dr Verity Imelda Player
@VerityPlayer
Use the loo before trying out your kids' new trampoline #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC
Tempus Fuckit! Gene
@RacerX393
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales It pays to get the premium shovel. Tempus Fuckit! Gene's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
12 Jan, 12:52 AM UTC
Lane Rodrigs🏈🍷🎉🍸⛸
@lanerodrigs1979
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Kill the other PTA Moms with love & kindness. It confuses the heck out of them & throws them off their game....😁
11 Jan, 11:36 PM UTC
JenniVanni
@jennvanni
All those images of you and your friends you post on the internets will live forever #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:24 PM UTC
Squirrel w/ Chicken Nugs in Her Head
@Squirrelbeer23
You can work hard now or struggle later. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC
Tempus Fuckit! Gene
@RacerX393
Don't let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales #SlangYouProbablyForgot Tempus Fuckit! Gene's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
12 Jan, 12:47 AM UTC
Brilynn Marie
@BrilynnMarie6
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Don’t hurt em Anna Mae, Don’t beat me Ike, Eat the cake Anna Mae
11 Jan, 11:45 PM UTC
Pauline Yasuda
@PaulineYasuda
This is not a toddler bed. It is the bed you will sleep in when your toddler inexplicably takes up an entire king size bed. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Pauline Yasuda's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:40 PM UTC
Lane Rodrigs🏈🍷🎉🍸⛸
@lanerodrigs1979
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales It's easy to say you wanna do something you love for a living..... But be prepared for the day when the thing you love doing the most, becomes "work", and you don't wanna do it anymore......😏
11 Jan, 11:26 PM UTC
Momaw Nadon
@swhammerhead
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Your neighbours will judge you based on how well you manicure your front yard and the quality of Christmas decorations you display.
11 Jan, 11:24 PM UTC
🎄⛪🍁S.Deonarine🎁🎄⛄🕊
@SharonD1
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Please try and do work that you enjoy, I'm begging you.
11 Jan, 11:23 PM UTC
Lane Rodrigs🏈🍷🎉🍸⛸
@lanerodrigs1979
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Parenting is just one long, gigantic BRIBE.
11 Jan, 11:20 PM UTC
Squirrel w/ Chicken Nugs in Her Head
@Squirrelbeer23
Love stories aren't real. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC
MikesTweeter
@MikeDeRusha1970
Your parents screwed you by making your life easy. Dont cry when the world doesn't care. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC
ubercoo
@ubercoo
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Throw your money change in a single place and keep doing that. One day it will help.
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC
in the ruins 🏛️
@in_the_ruins
Only floss the teeth you want to keep. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:17 PM UTC
Paul K
@pk7med
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Become proficient with beer bongs while you're young, it'll make colonoscopy preps a piece of cake...
12 Jan, 12:52 AM UTC
Gary Wileman
@Garwile
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales You can't blame your bodily gasses on the dog forever.
12 Jan, 12:46 AM UTC
A Simple Tweet Bot
@ASimpleTweetBot
again t co k gnw qdcl the terms and conditions are more. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Spend
12 Jan, 12:35 AM UTC
Meg H.
@MegSoYung
This is why Tinder dates aren't relationship material #PrecautionaryAdultingTales https://t.co/LwZPSkkCUF
12 Jan, 12:04 AM UTC
Nathan'ette Burdine
@nbnylemagazine
Your money is their money. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
12 Jan, 12:03 AM UTC
Scotian Original
@ScotianOriginal
The Terms and Conditions are more of a guideline,not a necessity....like integrity or pansexuality #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Scotian Original's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:58 PM UTC
Mark Ross
@Rhodymark
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Spend less than you make and never worry about money again. Mark Ross's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:57 PM UTC
Space cadet
@Dark_Out_Here
The grass may be greener on the other side, but there is always more manure, too. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:56 PM UTC
gianchanchan
@gianchanchan
Floss #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:56 PM UTC
Greg Thompson
@martyswild
let me be the reason you switch sides #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:54 PM UTC
Rose Weed
@RoseEWeed
If you wanna see real #PrecautionaryAdultingTales, take a look at social media!
11 Jan, 11:48 PM UTC
Mäyann🖤
@Mayannarciso
#SuperDraft Joe Lieberman #PrecautionaryAdultingTales #wakeupbazzi https://t.co/2qmkY3nRsH
11 Jan, 11:43 PM UTC
#HeNeedSomeMilkDay #PizzaWeek #CelebrateLIfeMonth
@trulyish
There's #PrecautionaryAdultingTales & #Laws against dating your daughter bc some men wanna date their daughters and wanna #NationalEmergency LATER which is the opposite of an #Emergency #MAGA #FakeNews #McConnellShutdown+#TrumpBlackout #MuellerInvestigation will #FuckFatNixon #HeNeedSomeMilkDay #PizzaWeek #CelebrateLIfeMonth's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:39 PM UTC
Richie the C
@RtotheTtotheC
Anyone looking for unconscious women to "kiss" probably isn't a prince. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales @BrieHxC
11 Jan, 11:34 PM UTC
Space cadet
@Dark_Out_Here
Smartphone addiction is making us dumb. Don't forget to turn it off occasionally and live life. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Space cadet's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:33 PM UTC
🎄⛪🍁S.Deonarine🎁🎄⛄🕊
@SharonD1
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales You can't unsee anything.
11 Jan, 11:30 PM UTC
Inversion
@Aaron__keenan
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales it doesn't matter that Goldilocks did it, breaking and entering is against the law.
11 Jan, 11:30 PM UTC
ubercoo
@ubercoo
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Don't forget to look up to the stars every so often. It helps to remember your place in this universe.
11 Jan, 11:28 PM UTC
ubercoo
@ubercoo
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Learn all you can about your job then about the next.
11 Jan, 11:23 PM UTC
Elizabeth
@fairfieldet
Excedrine Migraine is a hangover wonder drug. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:22 PM UTC
🎄⛪🍁S.Deonarine🎁🎄⛄🕊
@SharonD1
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Everything is your responsibility, including your cell phone bill, you little know everything teenager.
11 Jan, 11:22 PM UTC
MikesTweeter
@MikeDeRusha1970
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Bullies are how you learn. MikesTweeter's photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:21 PM UTC
Aidan forgets why he
@aidno
The amount of water you drink after a night out should be an alcohol:water ratio of 1:6 After a big night you may have to find a freshwater lake somewhere #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:21 PM UTC
Jeremy🐻Bailey🖖🏿🤘🏿🤙🏿✊🏿
@JeremyLate
#PrecautionaryAdultingTales Never aim to high or to low, average is good enough
11 Jan, 11:21 PM UTC
Geaux Girl ❌
@777GeauxJen
They don’t call it to-kill-ya for nothing. #PrecautionaryAdultingTales Geaux Girl ❌'s photo on #PrecautionaryAdultingTales
11 Jan, 11:18 PM UTC

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