Ricky Gervais: I’ll host the Oscars on one condition ... I get to say “bum” on TV
People who pick the Oscars host: You’re not going to host the Oscars
Ricky Gervais: ... what if I don’t say “bum”?
People who pick the Oscars host: No
Ricky Gervais - [changes newspaper article about the pope to say ‘the dope’]
“OOOOH OFFEND YOU DOES IT?? ARE YOU TRIGGERED, BY ME, RICKY GERVAIS??? AAHAHAAHAHAHAH”
Drive-thru intercom - “Sir please there’s a queue. I can’t even see what you’re doing”
can't come up with a good joke about the ricky gervais tweet. a revealed insecurity, insistence that he doesn't care about something that he clearly does, sad picture of himself flipping off nothing. and he's 57. it's just depressing