Robinhood after telling you “There was an unexpected server error. Please try again later.”
Robinhood works great whenever you you don’t need it to work great. It breaks everytime the shit hits the fan https://t.co/4GyWOKu5Vs
Tell me when I can register my name for the class action lawsuit against #Robinhood
Me holding onto my dogecoin while everyone panic sells.
#dogetothemoon #DogeCoinTo1Dollar #dogecoin #Dogefather #dogecoins #Robinhood #doge #buythedip #HODL #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay #MothersDay2021
Opening Robinhood seeing #doge drop after Elon Musk #SNL rn like:
#dogetothemoon #DogeSNL #SNLdoge #ElonMuskSNL #ElonSNL
#Robinhood looking at the same people who threatened to leave the app the other 20 crashes complain again
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How Elon Musk looking at Robinhood
Robinhood needed to be ready last night.
Honestly, if you're still using Robinhood, you deserve to get fucked over.
At what point is it criminal? I mean they knew there would be a high volume of traffic during the SNL airing? There was plenty of time to prepare for the demand.. it’s highly suspect and borderline criminal neglect or maybe intentional? My take at least.. #Robinhood #robinghood
robinhood app is literally robbing the hood
Robinhood has given people every reason to stop using the app & people still refuse to leave. Don’t even have sympathy for the ones getting stuck in positions at this point.
Ppl really expected the richest man in the world to perform a duet with Miley Cyrus called “Buy Dogecoin” then pull out their Robinhood accounts and drop $10mil in https://t.co/Sbza17GFNO
Robinhood can’t handle the D
Robinhood every time y'all think you bout to come up:
Dogecoin plummets during Elon Musk's 'Saturday Night Live' hosting gig as Robinhood experiences issues https://t.co/vXP9mKw6zT
NEW 🚨 Robinhood crashed and went down during Elon Musk’s SNL episode. Users complain that they were unable to sell / buy dogecoin.
#Dogefather #dogetothemoon https://t.co/WrZUYeoGwK
And Robinhood is in on it. Hedge funds get in at strategic times then pump it. RH let’s you dump your money into it. Then when it’s time to buy/sell they block retail from doing so while hedge funds sell & tank it it leaving retail holding the bag. It’s as plain as day
Robinhood if you broke just say that
Robinhood: We’re designed for 21st century investing.
Also Robinhood: We’re designed to crash if 2 people+ try to sell or buy at the same time.
THIS IS NOT $VET!
This random energy company has only been going up recently thanks to amateurs buying the first "VET" they see.
GET OFF ROBINHOOD!
To buy $VET download:
Gate. io https://t.co/FM0W7e7rMg
Every app needs to cater to one of the 7 deadly sins.
Tinder -> Lust
Uber Eats -> Gluttony
Twitter -> Wrath
Instagram -> Envy
Facebook -> Sloth
Linkedin -> Pride
RobinHood -> Greed
Within 1 minute, the app needs to deliver some intrinsic value.
1. Some obscure stock that "analyst" didn't know about rockets.
2. Poor people start getting rich off it
3. Robinhood sabotages poor people
4. Robinhood issues a B.S. explanation
5. Robinhood apologizes
6. Start back at #1 again
Someone shows you who they are, believe them.