The age gap between Billie Eilish and Sammy Hagar is roughly the same as the gap between Buddy Holly and Igor Stravinsky https://t.co/x7k4KeMkgZ
Alternatively, when you get to describing the transition from David Lee Roth to Sammy Hagar, is that called frontmansplaining?
I'll show myself out.
I'd rather someone tell me they've never heard of Van Halen than someone tell me the Sammy Hagar era was better than the David Lee Roth era
"Radar! Put a mask on!"
Radar: "Lieutenant Colonel David Lee Roth's plane . . . was shot down . . . over the Sea of Japan . . . It spun in. There were no survivors."
The next season they introduced Colonel Sammy Hagar and they just kept going.
David Lee Roth’s Van Halen will always be fucking *iconic. Period.
*okay...Sammy Hagar’s too. https://t.co/oSulepLn9I
Since we're seeing lots of Van Halen takes today...
Sammy Hagar > David Lee Roth
I said it.
Honestly wish Sammy Hagar had given the same answer in '86.
David Lee Roth is trending, my first though is:
"Fuck I hope Diamond Dave isn't dead."
Second though is:
"Man Sammy Hagar sucks ass."
I blame the parents. I took my children to Sammy Hagar’s Beach Bar and Grill in the Las Vegas airport and we openly discussed Van Halen and I answered all their questions.
I'm going to tell Billie Eilish that this was Sammy Hagar.
So she *definitely* hasn’t heard of Sammy Hagar.
Ironically, Billie Eilish is a huge Sammy Hagar fan and even has a "I Can't Drive 55" tattoo.
If you are white when you turn 28 you like your first Van Halen record. Each subsequent year you like a new record of theirs until you like the Sammy Hagar stuff then you die.
I'm not sure why people are worried that Billy Childish doesn't know who Sammy Hagar is?
I have however eaten at Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Cantina in Vegas and it wasn't bad! Granted I had been drinking all day and it was free as a result of a game of credit card roulette
here's my van halen tweet: van halen sucks regardless of lineup or iteration and ALSO, a bonus: fuck you sammy hagar for your stupid tequila-mezcal blend (mezquila) and also for your terrible airport restaurants
I wonder if somewhere out there is a picture of Bill Gates and Sammy Hagar?
Wonder how Billie Eilish feels about Sammy Hagar.
This is the first gif when you search for Hagar.
Which is hilarious.
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"It's just Van Halen Calm down"
Says the person still whining about Sammy Hagar replacing David Lee Roth 33 years after the fact. https://t.co/FcEOBQjRZA
oh man did you see my last tweet if you aren’t careful I’m going to tweet at length about the relative merits of Van Halen II v Diver Down but I don’t discuss the Sammy Hagar years because they defile the legacy of an amazing rock and roll band the likes of which
One time in the late 90's, I got into a pretty bad car accident. When the firefighters pulled me from the wreckage and loaded me into the ambulance, guess who my EMT was?
I've never been more disappointed in my life.
David Lee Roth > Sammy Hagar. Not even close.
Maybe ppl will check out Van Halen's music, their pretty alright. Eddie Van Halen is talented. They do have drama w/them and eras. There's David Lee Roth's back and forth with the band. There's Sammy Hagar's stints with the band and then there's this guy who had the yts PISSED https://t.co/df3Esy79tv
It’s true. Sammy Hagar, the mayor of flavortown is a much better musician but David Lee Roth had the charisma and looked like a Greek sculpture https://t.co/7VQOcgozcH
Important Question? This could lead to whether I block you or not. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Kids today think Van Halen was invented whole cloth for the film Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Oddly, kids these days are also huge fans of both David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar's solo careers.
I don't get it.
Just part and parcel of the dawning of middle age I suppose.