Sharks

[Akshay Kumar at a zoo] *entering the pond* "Tu geese badi hai mast mast" *inside the primate cage* "Gorilla, chura na mera jiya" *jumps inside an aquarium* Guard [pulling him out] "Arre pagal ho kya saab usme sharks hai–" Akshay Kumar [bleeding severely]: "Scuba hone na de"

Beware of the Snow Sharks!

Miami Beach is aiming to stop the sale of this absurd souvenir item. https://t.co/ijH4OuJp7r

@Nancyanntaylor2 @voxdotcom Oof. What a job. Thank you for doing it. What do you make of his focus on blood, incl. watching hours of sharks hunting on tv in a hotel room with Stormy? In case you didn't know, he also put a memorial to a fake civil war site on his property & named it "River of Blood."

Giordano took high road over his all star snub but teammates upset the league’s best defenceman was overlooked. Fact is, the AS game is a puzzle that had to fit the 2 host Sharks on the Pacific blue line, along w Doughty, the only King possible. Better the 35-yr-old rest anyway

Feeding frenzy! Check out this drone video of tiger sharks ripping into the carcass of a dead whale in waters south of Oahu! https://t.co/vqS26g5VzD #HINews

Congratulations to our Captain John McCarthy as tonight is his 500th Career AHL Game with the Sharks Organization😲👏

بمناسبة ان تان تان تم ٩٠ سنة فيديو عن عنصرية واضحة في قصة الكونغو في ٣ قصص ماترجموش للعربي بسبب حجات زي كدة بس ضد العرب Tintin and the red sea sharks - the black gold - cigar of the pharaohs https://t.co/LT7gN8lmH8

Maybe they all have to keep coding their enjoyment not to attract the attention of other sharks. I remember how those days, buying a bottle of Champagne at the club became a reason why people will want to find out what your scam is. Who are you siphoning from? Lagos is a mirage.

as we enter week three of the government shutdown, i expect we'll see weirder, unforeseen side effects like... ...NOAA being able to monitor a sperm whale carcass that's getting ravaged by sharks in Hawaii right now https://t.co/8hXQxUJvyc

Sharks, rays and chimaeras are some of the most threatened fish in the world, and more than 50% of species in the Arabian Sea are at elevated risk of extinction. https://t.co/EbdKkhzMSj

A five-minute march down the field to start the second half and Panama is ROLLING! 🇵🇦 This dart from Adrian Roux puts the Sharks up 21-0! 🎯🦈 #IBX

When the school of thought is divided, the sharks shall swim in, and take their share. ~ Anthony T. Hincks #ALDUBNationForKeeps #DADDYSGURLsusPETsa

Panama Sharks Sub18 de Football Americano vencio hoy 30-25 a Estados Unidos en el #InternationalBowl QB Adrian Roux de los Brader Raiders termino llevandose el MVP Felicidades a todo el equipo🇵🇦 Ya les tocara contarme que se sintio jugar en la casa de los Dallas Cowboys 😎

You know what I miss this time of year? @LeagueWeek Summer Special! @9_Moley #NRL Poor Steve Rogers lasted one game on his return to @Cronulla_Sharks...

Lady Sharks Basketball Beats Soledad 55-49 https://t.co/cKjdzZtzRs

@drvox Fuck, that's not good. Around Nova Scotia, we are seeing some drastic shifts in ocean life. Right whales are going to Gulf of St. Lawrence instead of Bay of Funds, and many other species are moving north or to cooler water. We are also seeing way more sharks up here.

The ENTIRE Cronulla Sharks NRL team is banned from a local sailing club after players were involved in a series of fights which broke out at the venue https://t.co/IrFHBrB2rK

Sharks Men's Basketball Beats Seaside 43-35 https://t.co/tCjB6s4bOz

the sharks from 🤝 namjoon finding nemo Fish are friends not food

@ 1st I thought this was that one part from “Mighty Girl/Guy” from Funbrain when you were thrown down to the sharks lmao. https://t.co/mrlnjOdIaT

We’re all sharks!! 🦈

#قرش “تبصق” شاباً “لم يعجبها طعمه” https://t.co/wGKy66PyLd

@CraigNorenbergs @9_Moley @LeagueWeek @Cronulla_Sharks Loved the summer special @Rugbyleagueweek @SSFCRABBITOHS

Watching the old school 40yr old Card Sharks and in the tiebreaker ol girl had a 3 and took "Higher" for the win and the next card was a 3 so she lost and I gasped as if I'd just seen JR Ewing get shot

@RealDanLee @WaltzingMtilda Oh come on, now the sharks have the sads...

k so im at disney so i cant watch innies live but i saw a screenshot and the face he made was the same as the sharks on his sketchbook :(((

@matirapangit Hahaha wlaa pa oi dpa lumabas ang 50 sharks ni mame at dade😅🤣😂

We hauled much gold, sank a few skeleton ships, and sent a few giant sharks to a watery grave this evenin’. ’Twas a glorious night of pirating and our allied brig even turned in an Athena’s chest. #SeaOfThieves @CaptainJorvik @Mike_R_White https://t.co/gM2RbCcbFz

Hi @ANZ_AU - it's me, Maria from the digital marketing agency. This is the old version of the ad. The new one has two sharks, a orca and a U-boat in it because we all agreed that was the more offensive and dumb route to go. Can you amend and resubmit? https://t.co/tgF2FgI1Uc

@dragonsfan1988 Wish the sharks club would just fade away how many times can one club cause so much trouble and still exist

@LiveSportsNews5 @SheffieldSharks @MBsheffcity @_PeterSpencer Nice. You wanna come on the podcast and talk sharks ball?

Protect senior war veterans from loan sharks. PVAO database must be safe from hackers, high-tech scammers too. @gmanews @erwincolcol

"Lets say...im swimming...I-i mean my friend's swimming...in a pool full of...sharks...and he gets torn limb by l-limb..and eaten alive...he will just wake up...in his bed...no one will remember his death..." #KennyBot

@Melishous I love the sharks 😂

@julzzzz___ @showcallcrewing @9_Moley Sharks will probably need Velcro as can’t see them getting long term sponsors

@elliesnovia sharks exist.....

Swim with sharks , you gonna get bit ! https://t.co/foyRHnHcV8

@kevinyoung90 @whitexlight32 The sharks

The notebook was of sharks and when Jeongin saw them, he started singing the song of the sharks UWU

@corn_cwm Hopefully it starts a war between the ducks and sharks

@JohnJDevine Sharks girls beat Soledad 55-49

"Ok so why do sharks belong in the water again? "-josh

@WORLDSTAR I dunno man...sharks

Sharks are riciset the love only fishes https://t.co/6RehpOjIyR

@DLind No! The children hunted by ... sharks?

Sharks don’t get enough appreciation, truly an amazing animal

@Cronulla_Sharks Very hot day and a few frothies required to replenish the fluid loss Off to northies or sharks leagues club now

study. There was something about the delicate snouts of the seahorses and their odd, thin but fat bodies that he found humor in. The sharks were his second biggest interest. Odd how the predators of the ocean still stalked like predators of land. +

@Lindajwil @abcsydney They scared people away, so Rockadale council got rid of them and forget to tell the sharks.

@hcward02 @NestorEU @MinsterMum_ @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @JohnBoweActor That is interesting. Because Japan is taking a minke whale. This is not an endangered species. And the minke whale has an increasing population. For that reason, the number of sharks eating them as food is increasing recently. Or do you dislike listening to such truth stories?

SHARKS ARE FREAKIN ADORABLE 😍❤️🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

Never forget that the sharks on Shark Tank are worth like a combined $4 billion but have never heard of The Onion https://t.co/9tfV0tzGOA

@abcsydney Theres sharks in Botany Bay. Always has been. Just because the signs are gone, doesn't mean the sharks packed up and left.

yangyang and yang jeongin (yang cubed as i like to call them) are both baby sharks and no i don’t take constructive criticism

@9_Moley It's not bad sharks lower graders wrestling must be worse

namjoon would be like those 3 sharks in nemo that swore “fish r friends not food” 🥺🥺🥺

LOOK AT HIS FACE WHEN HE SAW THAT THE COVER OF THE SKETCHBOOK WERE SHARKS IM UWUING SO BAD

Sharks are in all the world’s oceans. There are more than 400 different species of sharks and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. But did you know that shark attacks are extremely… https://t.co/kbi9BI45h4

@9_Moley @Cronulla_Sharks That won’t save them.

SING IT I KNOW YOU SEE THE SHARKS. SING IT.

THE NOTEBOOK COVER HAS LIL SHARKS

Why sharks love chicken https://t.co/1RxhOKTigY

@fifique @AMarch4OurLives So they drown or get eaten by sharks attempting to invade another country. Do you think. I give a goats buttocks? Do you think anyone but a bleeding heart liberal gives a flying pigs buttocks? I got news for you 1/2 the country couldn't give a #*%&;)

@nerdycreep @tictoc We will have trained sharks and check EVERY boat and container and EVERY airplane which means that everybody in the US will have to work overtime looking for drugs and guns.

"Why don't #sharks #attack #bankers? #Professional #courtesy." #BashtheBankers™ - #anonymous #quote #banking #finance

are different enough to be interesting and that genuinely makes me sad tbh, sharks have so much more potential for being characters then what you usually see. I'm not saying this stuff to asspat myself either, like legit, can you guys think of any shark characters in media that-

it really annoys me, idk if anybody else really notices it but i have. That like, alot of sharks in media are eating machines, complete idiots, brutes, or all of the above and Sharky...He isn't like any of em lol. He's a kind, creative derp trying to blend in with humans while-

Swimming with sharks https://t.co/8bi1hNO8KG

It was then I knew there was an ocean in your heart Where sharks would eat me up Cause there's a residing mermaid inside it already: And that honey, is not me. ~;mineo ———————————— sHet iba nagagawa ng crushlife sakin????