Sakura
alot of good news about my twitter today
thank you for all the love💚
have a Skrrt day☺️
Jota
Ambev doou 500 cilindros de oxigênio.
Muito feliz em saber que o dinheiro que eu gasto bebendo ta sendo melhor investido do que os impostos que eu pago ao governo
McMaster
conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour?
me: yes
conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour?
me: yes
conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou-
me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go
Kickers
夜勤で、「なんか、いつもと違うんです」という妊婦さんから電話が来た。「赤ちゃんは動いてます。動いてるんだけど、何かが違うんです」と。
なんとなく不安ですぐに来てもらった。妊婦さんは「こんな時間にすみません、何ともないかもしれないのに」と、申し訳なさそうに言った。
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Garza
I was contacted by someone who I've confirmed works at The Capitol who told me the following:
Laura Boebert gave a “tour” on the 5th even though she’s denying it.
Chiefs
future almost 40 nigga it’s time for jazz
alyssa
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Eric Whitehead
I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night
@SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
Luka
how it feels every time i see an american/european starts their “why you should move to southeast asia” twitter thread with “everything is so cheap there”

Bali
Moving out of America in my 20s has been a game changer.
I’ve been living in Bali, Indonesia for over a year with my girlfriend.
A Thread...
Dirty Dan
me trying to vent: idk like it’s just idk dude idk
Lindsey
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Lindsey Graham belongs in prison.
Sundar
If there is one word to describe the courage of this Indian team, it’s Dabanng. So daring and brave. Ati Sundar Thakur .
Baker
When you find out your wife actually *did* Google you before your first blind date.

Romo
Ágatha, cariño, si hubieran sido pobres sí se hubieran dado cuenta...

San Andreas
【✨ころんからお知らせ✨】
そしてついにアルバムアスターの収録楽曲を全て公開✨
どれも思い出のある最高の曲なので是非受け取ってください✨
いつもありがとう💙✨

Lamar
shoutout to my immune system. that mf been doing its JOB

#NOTMYHABBO
@Habbo Hello, Mr. Habbo. As you may see, your hotel is completely FULL! We wish for nothing more than a peaceful resolution. We would like a response + trading back. FOR THIS IS #NOTMYHABBO.
Pogba
Quand je passe devant le projecteur en classe

Goff
น้องเค้าปล้นร้านทอง ค้ายาเสพติด หรือเป็นมือปืนรับจ้างฆ่าคน ถึงทำขนาดนี้
#SUS
