Why I love working for the CIA.
Silly me I thought the CIA was evil because of their 70 years of war crimes, assassinating heads of state, torture, and crushing people’s movements around the globe, and it turns out the real problem was a woke pamphlet https://t.co/MYcNFLjd5s
This is a horror story about a man named Zayn al-Abidin Muhammad Husayn. The CIA tortured him to the point he became catatonic, as a test case for its torture program. But he wasn’t who they thought he was. 15 yrs ago they admitted it. He’s still in a cage https://t.co/J9aXaoGRm5
Turns out the CIA was behind Woke all along. Seems kind of obvious in hindsight.
The CIA once had a mission against the Soviets, then Al Qaeda, but it is now a slothful, wasteful bureaucracy, overrun with politically correct slogans and militant mediocrity- as is the whole “intelligence community” https://t.co/qvVfvqur6r
Something happening at the CIA.
Road outside Langley entrance has been closed for at least 4 hours.
Local police diverting traffic.
In 1962, it was The CIA that tipped off South Africa's intelligence service about the location of Nelson Mandela. This was the moment that led to the arrest that put him in jail for 27 years.
The CIA knew about Epstein. Says it all.
Our country is in serious trouble. The FBI only works for the cabal, the CIA is focused on hiring woke millennials, our military is worried about gender studies and our "President" is a puppet that works for other countries.
A Palestinian held in Guantanamo Bay for 15 years without charge is filing an appeal with the UN. He was accused of being part of al-Qaeda, but never charged.
He is still detained.
The CIA subjected Abu Zubaydah to torture like waterboarding (83x in 1 month) and he lost an eye. https://t.co/kpljI7P5WU
Of course the CIA can co-opt language. Anyone can co-opt language. Politicians do it every day. This is why it’s vital to assess people on what they do, not what they say.
Here's former CIA agent and whistleblower Philip Agee outlining why the CIA has to destroy any alternative to Capitalism.
Haven't tweeted about anything else today because the CIA producing a video that contains the sentence “I am a cisgender millennial with generalized anxiety disorder" requires a full 24 hours of solemn contemplation
like the fact that the CIA is using tumblr feminist buzzwords is not a sign that we need to give up on feminism lol it’s a sign that they had infiltrators/informants who did their jobs. maybe think about that when you consider who’s really dividing the left
It's almost like the CIA uses domestic divisions to manipulate countries.
Instead, the CIA covered up what they did to him. One of the chiefs of the base where he was first tortured helped destroy over 90 videotapes showing what they did to him. Later, from 2018 to 2021, she ran the CIA.
They won. He is now the forgotten man they intended.
The CIA is days away from selling liberals regime change by convincing them a foreign leader tweeted something biphobic in 2009.
leftists smugly announcing how civil rights movements are worthless distractions bc the CIA is now pandering over twitter, you’re the people the CIA is successfully working on
The GOP . . .
Never forget the horror of January 6.
#TheBigLie #Resist #PostForThePress The 2020 Florida Republicans House Republicans Florida Gov Lincoln Project The CIA Julian Assange Critical Race Theory Justice Thomas https://t.co/KtoYwRvzH0
Is it possible that the CIA made the woke ad stupid to the point of parody on purpose precisely to give ammunition to anti-identity politics people and to do their part to reduce those topics to a joke? Or did they stumble onto such great anti-woke propaganda in total earnest?
Inept sociopaths go to prison.
Competent sociopaths become CEOs.
Clever sociopaths join the CIA.
The CIA's woke recruitment video gets panned: Don Jnr leads ridicule as recruit describes herself as 'intersectional cisgender millennial' diagnosed with 'generalized anxiety disorder' https://t.co/Smw6QM10DF
The CIA video is significant because it shows an agency staffed entirely by sociopaths using extremely manipulative language to advance its predatory agendas, not because it vindicates your dopey ideology. It's so dumb how everything real gets twisted into fake partisan bullshit.
When the Climate Wars erupt and the CIA starts vaporizing dissidents from orbit I hope the the technician operating the satellite that gets me is a Girlboss
The CIA's banner on Twitter is kinda hilarious.
We're the Feds. We're diverse.
Don't you feel much safer with a black woman waterboarding you? https://t.co/Y42EVzOY8z
A suspect was shot and wounded by law enforcement just outside the CIA headquarters in McLean, Virginia, the FBI says https://t.co/fbpInkw3k2
Why is the CIA spending taxpayer money on woke recruitment videos?
The CIA/corporations don’t “subscribe to woke ideology” any more than Amazon “subscribes to Bernie Sanders’ ideology” when execs call it the “Bernie Sanders of employers.” They’re not egalitarians they just know rhetorically affirming egalitarianism makes them harder to criticize https://t.co/iiu8U8h9wE