Tom Hanks = cool ass white neighbor who shows up at the black neighbors birthday party with a 6 pack for the adults, drinks for the kids & will dance off beat when the cha cha slide comes on.
Tim Allen = Shows up & asks if you have a permit for your bounce house.
Tim Allen is trending right now because he doesn't know how to play the card game spades, which apparently means he is racist. My Lord, these are stupid times.
Me not knowing how to play Spades while everybody goes after Tim Allen
Me: *sees Tim Allen trending*
*Panics thinking he’s dead*
*Sees why he’s trending*
tim allen at the thought of having a black card.
That time @rickygervais
introduced Tom Hanks and Tim Allen at the Golden Globes.
What a country, Tim Allen got caught with several kilos of cocaine at the airport and only got 2 years in prison. Upon release, Allen became known as a wholesome tv dad, Santa-fucking-Claus and Trump supporter. My friends got caught with pebbles of crack and might as well be dead
Tim Allen isn't racist... but nice try people who hate the fact that he's successful and conservative.
Tim Allen is trending because he doesn’t know how to play the card game Spades..
The left is now calling him a racist..
Raise your hand if you’re sick and tired of these leftists idiots and can’t wait to crush them at the polls in 2020!
The only reason Tim Allen is being targeted as a racist is because he's a successful white conservative male in Hollywood. It's as simple as that.
Looks to see why Tim Allen is trending hell I'm black and I dont evwn know how to play spades yall need to go to bed😭😭😭😂😂 https://t.co/J0uBl2UNU3
Tom Hanks=Comes to gym, solo, talks to everyone while bench pressing light weights.
Tim Allen=Comes to gym with obnoxiously large headphones, and two bodyguards, and TRIES to bench crazy heavy weights, and talks to no one.
True story. 20ish years ago. High end gym in NYC.
Liberals call Tim Allen a racist for not knowing how to play spades but it’s cool for Pete Buttigieg to racially stereotype blacks by sippin’ fortyz out of a paper bag with his pretend homiez
Dumb, petty sh!t
The only reason Tim Allen is being targeted and called a racist is the same reason Hollywood blacklisted Roseanne
Both are successful, funny conservatives who speak the truth
Hollywood is a cesspool
Tom Hanks: "Did you say spades?!?! I love spades, where are the cards at?!?!"
Tim Allen: "I'm not too fond of being around spades. Wait. What are we talking about?" https://t.co/XJ5QICBepD
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Me: *sees Tim Allen trending*
*gets excited for any opportunity to post his mugshot from when he was busted for trafficking coke and avoided a harsher sentence by rolling over on his dealer*
*sees why he's trending* https://t.co/oCnmJVvW7t
SJW’s are now calling Tim Allen a racist for not knowing how to play a card game.
The level of low IQ absurdity is reaching critical mass. https://t.co/AjyLN0AuCC
Jay-Z is a self-made BILLIONAIRE, yet people continuously remind us that he's an ex-drug dealer to diminish his reputation. Tim Allen is an ex-drug trafficker and snitch who has been filming KIDS movies for 20+ years. Not a single critic. Keep that same energy. 😒
Tim Allen was being a dick about the interview question but I’m also like “???” at Black folks who do Black Card/Cookout theatrics to engage wypipo 🥴
Yo soy tu amigo fiel🎶
Comenzamos con el dúo dinámico conformado por Tom Hanks y Tim Allen.
The left is so unhinged that they are labeling Tim Allen a racist because he doesn't know how to play a card game. They are just waiting for something to get him on. They can't stand a successful Conservative in Hollywood. Be careful Tim Allen. Thought police are coming for you.
The whites are whiting again.
"FREE SPEECH! Tim Allen has the same right as anyone in the US to say the n-word."
I'll tell you what.
I'll get on Live & recite the second verse of Country Grammar.
Tell Tim Allen to do the same.
Let's see which one of us loses some money today.
I tried to watch that Tim Allen, Tom Hanks interview thing for more than 15 seconds but I couldn’t. “I feel like you guys both have Black cards.“ What kind of a headass bullshit is this? Ignoring the blatant bullshit of handing out “Black cards“ Tim Allen? Tom Hanks?...
Tim Allen is an asshole. Good show was stupid and he's a MAGA shithead. Tom clearly doesn't respect him that much but you gotta work with those ppl sometimes.
Y’all know damn well no one’s calling Tim Allen a racist ‘cause he don’t know how to play ♠️’s. Half the black folks on here don’t either, but they know its place in Black culture. TA‘s said plenty before now to earn that label. His response in this interview only reinforced it. https://t.co/KJNRHqSOEg
It wasn't that he didn't know the game. It was more that he was a dick about it. Had he left it at he's never played it, that wouldn't have been an issue.
Plus, it isn't the only example of Tim Allen being a dismissive and/or contemptuous of black people and black culture.
Just a reminder how ignorant Tim Allen is:
Tim Allen demands to use the n-word | Comedy | The Guardian https://t.co/fExosQdc9g
"Arghoh hoh, rugharrrgh arrrrugh, rugh, haughhargh" - Tim Allen
Tim Allen is 3 years older than Tom Hanks but looks 20 years younger
Tim Allen paid his debt to society and made something of his life.
Thankfully, he didn't continue down the druggie life path.
The world is a better place with him in it.