I say this because I'm bloody sick of you lot with the "Tories eat the poor" narrative, and also the "Well, Internet, iPhone, packets of cigs, turkey twizzlers and 60 inch tele isn't poverty" brigade today equallly.
Shut the fuck up.
@MikeLupica I read it as T Swizzle and didn't read after and said to myself there's nobody I would take over Taylor Swift
Then I went back and read it.
Twizzlers because they double as straws
This pandemic needs to end, ugh...