#UKPunDay

#UKPunDay is trending on Twitter. Popular tweets on #UKPunDay.
See top twitter trends from United Kingdom.

Larry the Cat
@Number10cat
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice krispies #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:42 AM UTC
Brian Bilston
@brian_bilston
Board game idea: BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 07:55 PM UTC
Adam Pacitti
@adampacitti
I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had. HAPPY #UKPUNDAY WHAT A FANTASTIC DAY.
11 Feb, 04:23 PM UTC
Royal Mail
@RoyalMail
It's #UKPunDay so we thought we ought to post something...
11 Feb, 12:19 PM UTC
Sanjeev Kohli
@govindajeggy
I once went to Fran Healey’s house for a meal. All I got was frozen water. It was a Travis tea of just ice #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 03:28 PM UTC
James Melville
@JamesMelville
Lino Richie wins all the awards on #UKPunDay. James Melville's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 11:25 AM UTC
James Melville
@JamesMelville
I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 11:24 AM UTC
gooner-1886
@goonerniki
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 09:58 AM UTC
GoodbyeJumbo
@goodbyejumbo
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy. What about on his day off? The hip replacement guy. #ShiteJoke #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 11:58 AM UTC
Richard Pulsford
@RichardPulsford
I hear Neil Diamond has already had 3 of his 5 fruit and veg portions today: Swede, Carrot, Lime... #1Pun #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 12:00 PM UTC
TH March
@THMarchUK
❤️ VALENTINES COMPETITION ❤️ Time to get dressed up as date night is on us! #WIN a £50 Gourmet Guide Voucher. 🍽 To Enter: #FOLLOW and #RT #COMMENT who you'd treat to dinner! WINNER: February 14th 2019 #Competition #Comp #Valentines #Valentine #UKPunDay TH March's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 03:31 PM UTC
Dad's Puns
@DadsPuns
Not all math puns are bad. Just sum. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:55 AM UTC
The Tower of London
@TowerOfLondon
Where are our heads… we had no idea that today is #UKPunDay! 🤦 Can you help us cobble something together? We want to hear your best historical puns – go! The Tower of London's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 01:15 PM UTC
Jo O'brien-Passfield
@xjojopugx
I refused to believe my Dad got fired for Theft at his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:38 AM UTC
Thames Valley Police
@ThamesVP
🚨 Man arrested for stealing watches 🚨 A man has been arrested for stealing watches. We can confirm he got time... The man is believed to be ticked off following his arrest. It was his second offence. #UKPunDay Thames Valley Police's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 02:04 PM UTC
Jane #CheckBrexit #MakeItStop
@localnotail
This one is probably just for the scientists #UKPunDay #GeekJokes Jane #CheckBrexit #MakeItStop's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:45 AM UTC
Muriel Gray
@ArtyBagger
Been to the doctor about a recurring dream where a group of people and I share a vehicle parked in an underground car park. Doc says it sounds like car pool tunnel syndrome #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:48 PM UTC
NHS England London
@NHSEnglandLDN
Nurse: "How's the patient doing, the one who swallowed the 20p coins?" Nurse: "No change yet." #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 03:53 PM UTC
Cursed Child Play
@HPPlayLDN
We’d like to post a pun but it’s just Knut the kind of thing a SIRIUS-ly sophisticated West End play would do. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 04:36 PM UTC
gooner-1886
@goonerniki
My boyfriend told me he was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change." #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 09:59 AM UTC
Kenny Laidlaw
@LaidlawKenny
@govindajeggy It is amazing how many F1 drivers have links to Scottish towns ... Eddie Irvine, Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Ayr Town Centre. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:22 PM UTC
NCSC UK
@NCSC
You can’t use 'beefstew' as a password, it’s not stroganoff. Use three random words https://t.co/6pEf004ohb #UKPunDay #ThinkRandom NCSC UK's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 03:05 PM UTC
Aldi Stores UK
@AldiUK
Don’t be a ‘lemon’. ‘Romaine’ calm and tell us your best fruit or veg pun for the chance to #WIN a £10 voucher and have a really good ‘thyme’. 🍋 🍊 🍆 Ts&Cs apply: https://t.co/tMKFvOgh79 #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 06:19 PM UTC
HighlandWildlifePark
@HighlandWPark
#NotSoWeeHamish is beary happy to hear it’s #UKPunDay! #WeeHamish #MondayPunday HighlandWildlifePark's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 03:04 PM UTC
NLS Map Collections
@natlibscotmaps
Mountains aren't funny, they're hill-arious! #UKPunDay https://t.co/DzUmM4Jcko #maps NLS Map Collections's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 12:07 PM UTC
Cornwall for Europe #FBPE
@Cornwall4EU
Where would you put Gavin Williamson if he ever joined the army? The infant-ry. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 06:10 PM UTC
🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
@DadJokeMan
As I regained consciousness in hospital from last night's car crash, the doctors were trying to convince me I'm actually a Swedish bloke who has forgotten his identity... But I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.... #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 04:27 PM UTC
Ainsley Harriott & AHFC
@AinsleyFoods
We’ve got a Souper #ainsleyfoodsgiveaway for #UKPunDay 😁 Just follow, RT & comment with a pun containing your fave #AinsleyFoods Cup Soup flavour. Souperb! 😉 We’ll choose our favourite at 8pm on 13/02 to win a box of world flavours, *UK 18+ only*. T&Cs on FB page. Ainsley Harriott & AHFC's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 05:33 PM UTC
Jamie Oliver
@jamieoliver
@VegPowerUK Sorry for being super corny today...but hello sweetcorn & mussel chowder 🌽 🌽 🌽 #UKPunDay #EatThemToDefeatThem Jamie Oliver's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 04:02 PM UTC
ProSolveProducts
@ProSolveProduct
Happy #UKPunDay! We apologise in advance for the image below. Comment below your best #pun. ProSolveProducts's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 09:24 AM UTC
Luke
@Englishhero
They don't get The Flintstones in Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 08:47 PM UTC
Jonny Geller
@JonnyGeller
Jarndyce & Jarndyce walk into a bar. “Why the long case?” asks the barman #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 11:24 PM UTC
Bedfordshire Police
@bedspolice
This morning we received a call that it had all gone pear-sheeped on the A6 as we herd that the sheep are on the lam. Don’t worry and shear up! Our officers attended and all were located safe and wool. #UKPunDay Bedfordshire Police's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 02:55 PM UTC
EdinburghDog&CatHome
@EdinDogCatHome
What did the dog say to the tree? Bark! #UKPunDay EdinburghDog&CatHome's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 12:24 PM UTC
Meeeeee
@DonnaDlm71
#UKPunDay Thought about becoming a vegetarian but then realised it would be a big missed steak.
11 Feb, 11:37 PM UTC
We Accept Pets
@WeAcceptPets
If you're a dog lover like us, you'll pawsitively love our selection of pet friendly accommodation & businesses. You'd be barking mad not to try it! 🐶 https://t.co/UBnb6plm8z #UKPunDay #WeAcceptPets #DogsOfTwitter #DogFriendly #DogLovers We Accept Pets's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 01:24 PM UTC
Love Solihull 💚
@LoveSolihull
We have been trying to come up with a litter related pun for #UKPunDay but everything we came up with was rubbish... 😜 @swlitterpickers @FriendsShirley @SolihullUpdates @SolihullCouncil Love Solihull 💚's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 04:05 PM UTC
Selwood Housing Group
@selwoodhousing
Dunk up the jam, dunk it up While you feet are stompin’ And the jam(my dodger) is pumpin’ Look at here the office is jumpin’ - Thank you @WeAreResource 😍 what a Monday! - #Dunkability #UKPunDay Selwood Housing Group's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 05:04 PM UTC
Khalid Karim
@Khalid_Karim
I'm dating a girl from the zoo I think she's a keeper #ukpunday
12 Feb, 05:08 AM UTC
LaughterLoft
@LaughterLoft_
Well Done Punderdog @colinleggo Top Punning @thejasonbyrne @LeicsComedyFest #UKPunDay #VoteComedy Joke Of The Night Tho @rwoolfordcomedy #cliffrichard https://t.co/5UkVfmGdr3
11 Feb, 10:46 PM UTC
MAC Building Products
@macbpl
Well it’s definitely not UK Pun Day today and sometimes there’s no pun intended. 😊 Couldn’t resist this one, have a great day! #ukpunday MAC Building Products's photo on #UKPunDay
12 Feb, 06:27 AM UTC
Parallax
@parallax
A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer… #UKPunDay Parallax's photo on #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 02:41 PM UTC
WFYouth!
@WFyouthofficial
Did you know, at one point we were going to do an origami youth group? Unfortunatley, that idea folded. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 11:52 AM UTC
Kerr Morton
@Noodills
#UKPunDay Knocked off my bike this morning by some nutter driving a tractor, shouting “it’s the end of the world, it’s the end of the world “. Turns out it was Farmer Geddon
12 Feb, 08:58 AM UTC
Rob Dicken
@1970RobD
"Breakfast please" "Full English?" "Hello, I would like a breakfast please" #UKPunday
11 Feb, 12:57 PM UTC
Skip Hire Magazine
@SkipHireMag
Just spent £300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 02:49 PM UTC
Sandra Lane
@chiprocky
@Rizopia My sister bet me a tenner that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta. #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 10:03 PM UTC
Theartofjewellery
@Theartofjewell1
Be-leaf us that we #Love the look of the #Autumn #leaf #Earrings 🍂 Available in our #Etsy store today 🍂With UK #freeshipping 🍂 #theartofjewelleryuk #Leafs #leaves #UKPunDay #eshopsuk #pundaymonday #natural #nature #season #ValentinesDay #treatyoself https://t.co/wH9W37vzLb
11 Feb, 07:26 PM UTC
Peter Grant MP
@PeterGrantMP
I didn’t know #UKPunDay was a thing and I just know I’m going to regret this, but ..... https://t.co/0ighBTweGz
12 Feb, 09:02 AM UTC
Dave Loftus
@EndTimeDave
If I'm going to play the main role in the Suggs biopic I'm going to do it properly. There's method to my Madness. #UKPunDay
12 Feb, 08:22 AM UTC
ProSolveProducts
@ProSolveProduct
We're glad our followers had as much #pun with #UKPunDay as we did. https://t.co/xLjfDfB3h6
12 Feb, 09:14 AM UTC
Leics Comedy Fest
@LeicsComedyFest
Last night! As part of #UKPunDay, a new UK Pun Champion was crowned at @demontforthall! Missed out on the action? Catch the highlights here! https://t.co/fA02fFeYNX
12 Feb, 09:07 AM UTC
Brunel (Isambear K)
@TrackTeddy
@LUCYLucyprior @RAIL Thats brilliant! A day late for #UKPunDay - but brilliant all the same.
12 Feb, 09:07 AM UTC
FindMySupplies
@FindMySupplies
The fact that we missed out on #ukpunday is actually quite ink-credible when we think about it... #badpunalert #sorrynotsorry FindMySupplies's photo on #UKPunDay
12 Feb, 09:15 AM UTC
Rizopia Pasta
@Rizopia
Thank you to everyone for taking part in our #UKPunDay competition last night - you put a smile on our faces for sure! We can reveal that our winner is @MujGreeneyes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
12 Feb, 09:13 AM UTC
¡Larner, carajo!
@LarnerC
‘Wait... the cows crashed over a gate, setting the electric fence ablaze & ran off with a ewe?' 'Yep, so glad I’ve got herd party, fire & theft.’ 🐄🐑🎉 #UKPUNDAY
12 Feb, 09:10 AM UTC
Sian Williams
@SianW86
@Rizopia What do you call a noodle posing as spaghetti? An impasta! #UKPunDay
11 Feb, 06:35 PM UTC
Catherine Thomas
@highlandgirl
@HollandsPies Pie Runner #UkPunDay
12 Feb, 09:07 AM UTC
Sam Archer
@westhamsam27
Oh my cod, I’ve just seen it’s #UKPunDay, so I thought I’d do some fish ones just for the halibut. I won’t be sailfish and do too many, but if you can think of any others let minnow.
12 Feb, 09:04 AM UTC
Peter Smith
@peterwsmith101
...actually second best #UKPunDay https://t.co/oC3j2dKS0a
12 Feb, 09:03 AM UTC
Ian Dennis / Indent Design
@IndentDesign
@IMcMillan Isn’t every day #UKPunDay ?
12 Feb, 09:01 AM UTC
Bev
@bev_metallica
@AldiUK Oh this is ap-peel-ing! Appleause all round! #UKPunDay
12 Feb, 08:52 AM UTC

See top twitter trends from United Kingdom.

ekla Home | Countries | Trends | @eklabot

Trending on Twitter - Worldwide | Argentina | Australia | Brazil | Canada | France | Germany | Italy | Japan | Mexico | Netherlands | South Korea | Spain | United Kingdom | United States

© 2018, ekla.in. All rights reserved. Created on 12 February, 2019 at 09:16 AM UTC. This page will be automatically deleted in 15 days. Reach out to sid@ekla.in.
ekla's service is built on Twitter's APIs. ekla is not affiliated with Twitter, Inc. ekla's service is intended to augment, supplement or enhance the service provided by Twitter at twitter.com.