Build the Alternative to 2-Party Death Spiral:🌻@stldesktop
Sammy Hagar: "Fuck it, die, peasants. I'm rich"
David Lee Roth: [dad was a doctor] [spent years in medical training] [was an EMT in NYC post Van Halen just because he gives a sh!t] "Yeah, fuck that guy. HE might as well jump"
Let's be real. The only real former Van Halen frontman is David Lee Roth.
David Lee Roth (the son of a doctor, and EMT before heading Van Halen) is trending b/c Sammy Hagar said people should die of COVID-19 for the good of the economy.
Proving, once again, Nice Jews Boys are always the better choice.
June 25, 1988: Van Halen's OU812 began a 4-week run on top of the Billboard album chart. #80s https://t.co/NMAXbxbNXi
Sammy Hagar: Van Halen's singer during their worst years, now sells bad tequila
David Lee Roth: Best frontman of all time, then became an EMT to help people
CASE CLOSED https://t.co/RXRzgPzptE
Sammy Hagar trending,, man fuck that guy and stan the real Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth https://t.co/u5tw54iSwv
On This Day - June 25th 1988
Van Halen’s OU812 hits #1 on Billboard’s 200 Album chart & stays 4 weeks
Def Leppard’s Hysteria replaces it July 23rd
GNR’s Appetite For Destruction takes over on Aug. 6th
DL & GNR swap top spot ‘til Oct. 15th when Bon Jovi’s New Jersey hits #1 https://t.co/JgiM9EOc14
Hagar owns Cabo Wabo Cantina (4 locations) and Sammy's Beach Bar and Grill (5 locations). His restaurants are losing money and fuck him, David Lee Roth was always the better front man for Van Halen. https://t.co/MCOpnyeNiX
Stevie Nicks, Bonnie Raitt, and Van Halen's David Lee Roth outside the Body Shop strip club on the Sunset Strip, 1978 https://t.co/6z6O6b7Hf6
Rank these five songs from best to worst...
Unchained - Van Halen
Live Wire - Motley Crue
Flying High Again - Ozzy
Revelations - Iron Maiden
Highway to Hell - AC/Dc https://t.co/FSWKR2UCMn
He is the same guy who sacrificed Van Halen for some mediocre tequila
- Since Sammy Hagar & Kid Rock are teaming up for the “Be A Douchebag Like Trump Tour,” is there any chance we can get a Van Halen virtual concert #ForThePeople (maybe to benefit COVID19 frontline workers, patients, etc)?
We 💙 you! #VanHalen https://t.co/N6XpSevXJv
The Dixie Chicks changed their name to The Chicks.
Van Halen upgraded to SUV Halen.
Four white dudes walk into the worst Van Halen's house.
One says, "How do you feel about masks?"
The rest pull down their hoods.
Sorbo says, "All masks matter."
Van Halen in the Osaka Castle Park. Osaka, Japan, September 1979.
Van Halen is better with Sammy Hagar.
I don't fucking care what you have to say.
Lol van halen concerts were nuts ... fineass aqua net nationalist chicks ... fine motherfuckers ev erywhere
I had the distinct displeasure of seeing this wretched human being and even worse “singer” twice because Eddie Van Halen is a godlike guitar genius.
Van Halen's "Feels So Good" ('88)..."OU812" topped the Billboard 200 on this date 32 years ago. 🎸🥁🎤💿🥇#ClassicRock #80s #HardRock #GuitarRock #ClassicAlbums #NumberOne https://t.co/OP9XSEUJq4