What I hear when listening to the questions on #UniversityChallenge:
In 1267 a man called Bob gave his donkey a carrot. What is the square root of the carrot on a Thursday during a full moon? https://t.co/SSVT3ZrGQG
Keeping your feet dry 😊
Inspiration for your #MondayMorning
If Celtic take any action against Tom Boyd it will be the last straw, get him backed infact get him promoted make him head hun spotter get him standing on the touchline screaming "ya orange bastard Beaton" do it now.
I think I’ll be ready again for #AfroNation in Miami... 👀✈️
Mfs hate when you just naturally cool, and everybody fw you😂
Por dios, PUEDEN ENTENDER QUE NADIE ESTÁ DICIENDO QUE NAHIR GALARZA NO SE MERECE ESTAR EN CANA?? ESTAMOS DICIENDO QUE, ASÍ COMO ACTUARON TAN RÁPIDO EN METERLA PRESA Y DARLE PERPETUA, HAGAN LO MISMO CON LOS HOMBRES HIJOS DE PUTA QUE ASESINAN, VIOLAN Y SON UNOS HIJOS DE PUTA!!!!!
Pulling up to Popeyes for their new chicken sandwich
During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit
“Nervous?” asked the interviewer
I simply replied, “No I just always give 110%”
CRAZY FOR MYSELF
since crazy for myself is trending let me remind y’all that jimin singing home live puts the studio version to SHAME
Michael Cole shouting
"Jerry where are you!?!"
Like he was going to actually run & do anything to help! 😂😂😂😂
Pogba sees his penalty saved by Rui Patricio. 20 minutes remain. #MUFC #WOLMUN
Retweet immédiatement si tu laisses personne te donner des ordres.
Patricio stands firm to deny Pogba from the spot, after the Man Utd midfielder was fouled by Coady
Really like to see Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf and Axel Tuanzebe in a back 3 against Wolves, Luke Shaw & AWB as wingbacks. Scott McTominay and Paul Pogba as DMs with Jesse Lingard (10), Marcus Rashford and Anthony Martial as forwards. I hate this fixture!
WHAT A GOAL
Fabio Quagliarella's back-heel golazo has been nominated for the Puskas Award.
What a goal. This is pure magic! ✨😍
I swear relationships be so Dope when it's not all about Sex ! Imagine Y'all both making money, coming home to one another laying up talking about ALL KIND OF SHIT . Playing cards, ordering food, and just vibing
"We are not going to fall for Trump’s distractions. Instead, we’re going to keep up our momentum. Detroit Jews and our allies — Muslim communities, communities of color, immigrants, the LGBTQ community...
Man Utd XI: De Gea; Wan-Bissaka, Maguire, Lindelöf, Shaw; McTominay, Pogba; James, Lingard, Rashford; Martial.
Wolves XI: Rui Patrício; Bennett, Coady, Boly; Doherty, Dendoncker, Neves, Moutinho, Jonny; Jiménez, Jota.
Meghan and Harry
You are an amazing person and friend @eltonofficial
. I'm so sorry you even had to put out a statement. It shouldn't fall on you to, but happy you spoke up.
The world can be cold a dark at times. I'm thankful for people like you, Meghan and Harry 💜
The saddest story Roald Dahl ever wrote- on the death of his daughter Olivia from measles. This is a deadly, highly infectious disease- if you haven’t had your child appropriately vaccinated, please do so. We must not go backwards #VaccinesWork
Today’s the day! Which day? Why, #VegBoxDay of course! You know it, you love it. Just tell us what you’d whip up with these glorious organic veggies (using the hashtag), and you’re in with a chance to win the whole lovely lot!
An estimated 1.7 million people attended a rally in Hong Kong on Sunday, or roughly 22 percent of the population. If that happened in America, it would mean more than 70 million people mobilized. Just stunning.
💥 3 EPIC performances
👏 9 well deserved nominations
🏆 2 unforgettable wins
💃 7 iconic Red Carpet looks
💋 Literally miillions of tweets from you #mixers
= #8YearsOfLittleMix ✨💕 https://t.co/t9K1eOCJDX
‘A Cloud Over This Country’
A storm may have delayed my flight out of New York by over 4 hours, but they create some super cloud shapes. I timed my trip up the Empire State Building to catch the more ‘interesting’ weather. #WexMondays #sharemondays2019 #fsprintmonday https://t.co/jR481qcqpA
Promising to block 'no deal' only incentivises the EU to offer Britain a bad deal. Trade union negotiators like Paul Embery can see this so why can't Labour MPs? https://t.co/9CmhuZA0AP
Meanwhile in Canada.. a police officer in Kenora, Ontario stops to buy a drink from a little girl at a lemonade stand.
Prof Dame Sally Davies voicing very real concerns re: potential issues with medical supplies & drugs coming into the country in the event of no-deal Brexit.
Nobody voted for this.
#RecallNow #RecallParliament #YellowhammerReport
Leicester fans ahead of their game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge today.
We don’t need you,
We’ve got Söyüncü,
His cocks fucking massive...” #LCFC #CFC
Bouncers are a part & parcel of the game but whenever a bowler hits a batsman on the head and he falls, courtesy requires that the bowler must go & check on him. It was not nice of Archer to just walk away while Smith was in pain. I was always the first one to run to the batsman.
Phew! Thanks for watching. We’re off to tidy the shower and check our network coverage while wearing a sauna suit plus graduation robe and eating highly investible porridge. See you next week! #dragonsden
According to a government report, a no-deal Brexit will cause food, fuel and medicine shortages, a hard border in Ireland and civil unrest. This is not Project Fear. This is Project Reality. This is not the will of the people. This is wilful negligence of the people.